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( The Care & Keeping of Creatures )

The AU!Pet Person Meme (Shipping & Smut)
| >> premise | |
| Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a conscientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be. The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapiens. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed. Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human. So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?
With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master! |
| >> how to play | |
| Needless to say, The Care and Keeping of Your Pet is a bit biased and full of propaganda, but it gives a good idea of the world your character is now AU's into. They are either a pet person or a human master, and what that means for them varies. So are they a devoted pet or a rebellious animal person looking to buck the system? A generous master or a cruel sexual sadist? Just a normal pet owner? Most likely they're something in between, but when you're raised in this world, it's difficult to see anything different on the horizon. Rules
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As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
Albert Wesker | Resident Evil AU | M/F
Owner, and he would probably prefer a canine, but seeing him stuck with another animal would be funny. He'd be a pretty aloof owner - more interested in his work than his pet, so his pet would have to vie for his attention (whatever the desired attention may be).
Adam | Only Lovers Left Alive
As a pet he would be a wolf with black ears, claws, elongated canines and a black tail. He would need gentle handling, and would start off very distant.
In both cases there's opportunity for a very strong bond to form, so don't give up on him!
M/F unless another Hiddleston character. Feel free to ask about kinks.]
Loki | MCU | OTA
He's being played as intersex. Kink list is here. Other Hiddleston characters are loved.
EDIT: Willing to do scenarios where he's being used for breeding, probably for his lovely, silky fur and general show qualities. Fine with him getting a female pregnant or a male impregnating him.]
Lmk if this works
Raven [ Teen Titans ] OTA
...though actually, throwing her against a pet who's Golden Retriever excited about their affection towards her would be hilarious, too.
Petwise, unleash your inner gawfic kid no preps allowed by having an actual raven for a pet, aka Raven with little black bird wings. She'll be very reserved on the surface, though she views her owner as a nestmate and, as such, wants to keep them closer than she lets on. If you need someone to listen to your problems and commiserate dryly as you bitch about your teammates/classmates/work enemies, she can serve as a listening ear.
It's recommended you hide all your shiny objects, however, as she can get pretty magpieish about hoarding them.
kink wishlist for all your smut desires | character wishlist )
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How would you like Kouji as the pet, maybe with some pegging and piercings thrown in?]
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I HAD AN IDEA SO I'LL RUN WITH IT LMK IF ANYTHING NEEDS CHANGING
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Tsubaki | Puzzles and Dragons | OTA
Have you ever wanted a pet dragon who's neither volatile nor eat you out of house and home? Well congratulations! Tsubaki is a generally friendly creature, though it should be noted that she is not as socially adept as she appears, somewhat skittish and worried about outlasting you (lost most of her family that way). She does have a hoarding instinct and can be fierce on the rare occasion she is angered.
As an owner, Tsubaki largely prefers dragons since she is a huge geek about them, but will raise virtually anyone. She's pretty attentive so no worries about neglect here.
Tsubaki is a little naive and probably has to be introduced to things, including kink. Feel free to ask about that though.]]
Re: Tsubaki | Puzzles and Dragons | OTA
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Then maybe 1+2 and then we see where it goes from there?
Sounds good
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Travis Touchdown | No More Heroes | OTA
That said though, he takes great care of his pets. He'll even help you lose weight if you get neglected for, say, the amount of time between one game and the next.
He's a cat guy, of all kinds. Not that you should let that stop you, but if you are a cat...all of the above applies like twice as hard.
As a pet? He's a mother fucking tiger. His assassin/deathmatch hungry side really comes out here. He'll be crass, forward, pushy, and probably combative about everything related to the master/pet status quo. And if you're not careful, he might just exert dominance.
But at the same time, they don't get more loyal than Tiger Touchdown.]
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smutawkward-cat-is-awkward needs. Very affectionate, would prefer not to be neglected between games. :,( Will be very pushy for attention if he is, but exercises enough so he's still in shape.[So he's the sleek sort, likely of leopard heritage, but with white fur and gray spots. Sound good?]
Kouji Kouda | My Hero Academia | OTA
Hes also got the ability to compel animals to do things with his voice. He's very careful about how he chooses to use this ability, and as a result he usually communicates only through sign language. Still, it could be a fun thing to play with if that's your thing.
Alternatively, hes an amateur superhero who works with animals in order to wave people. A pet of his could be helping him with something like that.
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As a pet, he'd be a 6'1" bunny boy. Big and strong, especially for a rabbit, but also silent and very timid.
Hes an absolute sweetheart, though, and I'd imagine he would be very attached to his owner if he had one. He'd be protective of them physically, but in social situations he'd be more in need of a buffer between himself and others. ]
Todd the Wraith // Stargate Atlantis
hana song / d.va ( overwatch )
as a pet, she's a needy (a little whiny) bunny rabbit. an absolute diva as one would expect. loves to play. but mostly with handhelds, consoles and pcs rather than Rough Housing type of plays. )
Re: hana song / d.va ( overwatch )
How would you feel about Kouji as a quiet, reserved master who struggles to deal with her more energetic and social nature? ]
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Cecil Harvey | Final Fantasy IV (AU)
As an owner, she will be a little awkward at first, but once she warms up to the idea of having a pet, she'll dote and become a little lowkey possessive, even if getting her to admit to those feelings won't be easy. She will be a big supporter of pet-person rights, never abandon her pet, and difficult pets won't be treated differently. She is not afraid of a challenge! Alternatively, her pet could be one she grew up with, as an orphan in Baron.
Canon AU flavors available, so cross-canon loved. F/M for smut though is preferred. OTA to gen and light shippy stuff. )
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Zechs Merquise | Gundam Wing
Cloud Strife | FFVII (crisis core) | m/m
As a pet... a bird. Pretty small yellow wings and feathers among his spikes. Wary and shy, but with the right person his trust will be won pretty easily! Could also be a cat if that's preferred (but come on. Chocobo wings...).
As an owner, probably a bit too permissible and awkward, but he'll care a lot and make sure he does his best to take care of any pet.]
Vincent Law/Ergo Proxy // Ergo Proxy // OTA
Eijirou Kirishima | My Hero Academia | ota - shippy or gen!
As owner: seasoned pet owner who enjoys working out and cuddling with his pets but tends to forget that they're not like your average dog next door if they don't kick him in the head from time to time.]
Shouto Todoroki | My Hero Academia |ota - shippy or gen!
owner: first time owner and Very Bad at it. He probably uses a "how to raise your pet for dummies" book and doesn't know how to show affection openly, even if he doesn't mean it that way.]
Blair | Soul Eater | mf
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poke me if you'd rather I change it so she can come and ambush him at his desk instead XD
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Oops! Naughty Blair.
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ilima ( pokemon ) m/m
as an owner, he's very doting and sweet, though he can be very firm. he will discipline when he has to, but he has a habit of spoiling his pet rotten. he's very good at training his pet and there'll be a lot to learn from him.
in both instances he'll be very polite and most likely dignified, unless trained to be otherwise. kinks. )
AkaRed - Boukenger Vs Super Sentai/Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger - Open To Anyone
As an owner, he tends to be the one in charge with a fair yet firm style of discipline. He tends to be a little aloof at first, but does warm up to his new Pet once they get to know each other better.
Open to both M/M and M/F; only No's for kinks are non-con, incest, and toilet play. Animal genitals are optional, but not required in either scenario.))
Natsumi Hikari - Kamen Rider Decade - Open to Anyone
Open to all pairings; only No's for kinks are non-con, incest, and toilet play. Animal genitals are welcomed, but not required.))