"I don't know, I might be able to think of a couple." Hell, if they worked for the next to nothing Karen did, Matt would hire one in a minute. So long as they were willing to abide by a few rules.

For a few seconds, a haunted expression darkens Matt's, his brow furrowing as he shakes his head. "No. They won't call the cops." Far too few people do, and even then the police don't always have the manpower (or the interest) to respond. A little banging and shouting? Doesn't rank very high when compared to fires and shootings.

"Anyway, cops show up at the door, there's always the fire escape, right?"