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Awww, so you really DO care! Not that I'm going to stop locking my door just in case you want a midnight snack... but still!

[That true, Eleanor's gotten a lot harder to trick lately. They've been ~~great~~ terrible influences on that poor girl. As for Melchior, well... probably not, but it gives her something, or someone, to blame it all on.]

You know, read the script out loud and see how we can improve it. It's all a very important part of crafting a hit show!

So... relax and have fun for a change! Don't worry, we won't tell anyone and ruin your rep.

... you really think a door would stop me if I wanted a midnight snack?

[ Well she can allow Magilou having someone to blame for everything. It was valid, probably everything she blamed him for he likely was responsible for it. Melchior to Magilou was kind of like Artorious was to Velvet. With some differences. ]

*sigh* I can't shake the feeling that you're putting too many hopes onto something as frivolous as this.

[ It's not going to end the way you want it to, Magi! ... Unless that's your plan for amusement to begin with! ]

[Okay, that's a very good point.]

I was hoping you'd at least respect my privacy! We'll have to put "lack of manners" at the top of the list of your transgressions!

[She'd never admit as much, but Melchior IS the reason she can be a little... odd. But even Magilou would admit she'd not lost nearly as much as Velvet.]

One can't go on playing the greatest hits forever! If you don't take chances, you'll never grow as an artist.

[She'll find the humor in it, should things go poorly! But, deep down? Maybe she's just a teeny tiny bit proud of this. ~~Don't laugh at her baby, Velvet!~~]

Heh, heh.

[ Gasp, you actually got a laugh out of her! (more than that, actually, she might have even smiled! ]

I've done much worse than breaking and entering.

That actually makes sense. [ Pause. ] Are you feeling okay?

[Score one for Magilou! Just... don't bring up her record of "smiles versus threats", because it would look really bad.]

Yes, but entering the room of your bestest besty without her permission? That's beyond cruel! I'll have you know, I'd never invade your privacy. [Let's... forget that she once encouraged Laphicet to do just that, shall we?]

Of course I am!

[WAIT.]

Actually, I'm feeling very sick. *cough cough* Perhaps you could be a pal and bring me some soup? And bread? And maybe something sweet for dessert?

[Yes, she really did type out her "coughs".]

[ To coin a phrase, the number of threats Magilou's gotten is probably OVER 9000. ]

When did we ever become bestest besties, exactly?

[ Clearly, the day they met. IT WAS FATE. And she's about to point out that Magilou wouldn't hesitate to do just that, when she pauses at the (clearly fake) confession of illness. ]

[ Long silence at that too, debating just how to respond. MAYBE she'll be nice this one time and humor the fake-sick. Or maybe she'll make something extremely bitter and godawful to teach her a lesson.. yeah.. YEAHHHHH... MAYBE THAT. ]

Sick, huh?

[She should probably keep track, so she can record that for posterity at some point.[

Somewhere between the different performances and trying to save the world. I mean, get your vengeance. Those things have a way of bringing people together.

[Poor, trusting Magilou.]

Very! It's a sudden bug, but who knows how long it might last?

[ Yep, it was all for vengeance the entire time. NOt for pure vengeance. ]

I devoured the last 'best bestie' I had.

[ Ignore her Magilou. Velvet's just being difficult. Then again, it may be one sided Magilou! What if! WHAT. IF. ... well Velvet actually likes Magilou fine - enough to go along with the lunacy anyway. Even if she won't admit to being best besties. ]

You poor thing. Maybe I should come and check on you. It'll be inconvenient for me, if it's serious.

[But what would a grand adventure be without having to take out at least a little time to barter for items and run errands for random strangers? But... oy, why did you have to be such a DOWNER, Velvet? Now she feels bad. ~~Well, worse because she's still totally and really VERY SICK.~~]

I suppose you're right, but I'll take my chances. [Magilou's not going to come out and say it's not her fault, but... she's actually not scared.]

Oh, you really are a KIND Lord of Calamity. Just make sure you bring lots of food. It's getting worse, I'm having trouble getting out of bed now!

[ ... fair point, she really can't argue that. AND SHE'S SORRY except not really but the mun is. ~~Kicks herself~~ ]

Suit yourself. [ She appreciates it Magi. More than she'll admit to. ]

Yeah yeah. I'll even tuck you in -nice and tight-.

[ You..... you may not be able to move or feel the circulation in your body afterwards... ]

Edited 2017-03-12 00:55 (UTC)

[It's okay, veering sharply away from heavy moments filled with sincerity is one of her skills.]

You're got to have to work a lot harder if you plan on getting rid of me... and by that I mean, earning the money you'd have to pay me to leave.

That's so sweet of you! ...are YOU feeling okay?

[That's okay, um... Bienfu will save her. Right? RIGHT??]

[ No one else does it like Magikins. ]

... I'll keep that in mind. [ Not that she'll actually try. She kind of likes having someone around - even if she does drive Velvet batty and try to get devoured. Weirdo. ]

Oh? Now which bet was that again? [ Yes, feign ignorance. That'll totally work. ]

I'm fine. I just would find it inconvenient if you got worse. You might infact Laphicet, or anyone else.

[ And one of THEM would infect Laphicet. Though she paused -- right, malaks probably don't get sick.... ]

Bienfu? Save Magi? Hahahaah, Not if he values his life. >:) Patients should have Peace and QUIET, and bienfu was anything but when he got going! MWA. HA. HA. ]

[Be really afraid if she's ever having one of those moments. ~~Or cut her off before they happen... that's why she really, legit likes you, Velvet.~~]

There... might've been a few bets, actually. [She DID NOT get tricked into betting on your success. LIES!] But you'd have to pay me at least triple to consider forfeiting it.

Maybe more.

Okay, probably more.

[You can't see it, but she's clutching a hand to her heart in agony.] But how did you know one of them didn't give it to ME? You know how stoic Rokouru can be! And Eleanor wouldn't want anyone worrying about her. So what I'm saying is, I'm probably also the most honest person you know.

[~~BIEEEEEEEEEEN...~~ Quiet? Magilou would just start talking to herself...]

[ Don't worry, she won't let you fall into a brooding moment Magilou! Even if it means putting up with your ridiculous shenanigans. ]

Uh-huh. [ Totally did. Fufufu. ] Meh, that's too much trouble.

Are you suggesting I don't take care of Laphicet? [ Eleanor helps too, but it's all Velvet otherwise. Or at least...she'd like it to be. Even if he tends to go over to Eleanor a lot since she was much ..easier to have fun with. Sigh. ]

[ Though she did have a point - Rokurou only sneezed once and blamed it on something else. Then again Velvet did the same thing then. And Eleanor WAS the kind of person to hide being in pain or ill. ]

So if any of them start showing symptoms I'll deal with them as well. [ She could gag Magilou... Would gagging Magilou even work? ]

[Awww, you know you love her antics! If nothing else, their journeys together are NEVER boring.]

[It's her word against Eizen and Rokouru! Who are you going to trust--wait, don't answer that.] That's what I thought.

No. Not at all. [She does value her life.] But he's totally the type to keep it from you so you wouldn't worry. [Well, ONE of them has to be the "bad cop" parent, right?]

That sounds good, but don't forget. I'm first! [Um... it would muffle the sound for a little while? Though she'd probably find another way to annoy everyone.]

[ Oh sure, she adores the randomness. And.. yeah, she kind of likes never being bored. Somehow, someway, the entire lot of her 'tools' wound up wiggling into being more friends than tools. IT'S AWFUL. ]

[ But she wants to be the cool parent! Or.. well.. yeah. ]

Technically if the everyone else WAS sick, Laphi'd be first. But, I guess you could be second in that case. Maybe.

[ If nothing else, Magi'd be driving everyone insane. Can you imagine if they gave her a bell to ring if she needed something? ]

[Try as you might, Velvet, you're never going to be able to quite pull off the "Evil Overlord" gimmick, at least not around the people who've already gotten to know you. They'll just never call you on it.]

[Well, you and Eleanor might swap the role on different subjects. ~~Magi would be the one defying BOTH of you and being a terrible influence on Laphicet.~~]

Hmph. Well, I would have helped YOU first.

["Magilou, you have to STOP ringing the bell at some point." "But that would mean I didn't need anything!"]

[ Darn it. What is she doing wrong, is she not cruel yet kind enough? Is she regressing to her nicer side? Well she doesn't really have reason to be cold, but at the same time.. ]

[ Hrrm, that's an option. She and Eleanor do tend to team up when you're being a bad influence on Laphi! ]

You'd only help me first so you could lord it over me. [ She doesn't trust that altruistic streek one bit missy! ]

[ ohgod she totally would do that too. ]

[Okay, honest opinion? The lack of a good evil laugh. Well, that and they've all seen you cleaning up and cooking. It's hard to see terror incarnate holding a broom and dustpan.]

[Oh sorry, you misspelled BEST influence. ~~Yeah right, even HE would disagree with that.~~]

That hurts, Velvet! Of course I wouldn't do it just to lord over you.

[Wait for it...]

You'd also owe me a favor AND I might get blackmail material out of it.

[ Heeey she could pull off an evil laugh if she wanted... though.. um. Yeah the whole cleaning thing probably did ruin the image. ]

Huh. Yeah that's about what I thought. Sorry, I think I'd prefer to be sick to owing -you- a favor.

[ Who knows what Magilou would make her do! ]

[Maybe there's a way to make it... evil cleaning? Well, next time at least use a BLACK apron, Velvet. It might help pull things off.]

Oh come on. It wouldn't be that bad. I swear I wouldn't make you do a single impression of an animal. [Which, in a way, kinda goes against everything Magi's said in these messages already. Is a costume an impression? Hmmm...]

[SPOILER: Velvet would probably be in the kitchen for a few hours.]

[ And that is precisely why Velvet is -pretty damn skeptical- of that too! ]

If I ever was sick, I wouldn't be able to make any animal impressions even if I agreed to you helping me. Fortunately daemons don't get sick. [ As far as they know so far. ]

Speaking of sick - shouldn't you be resting instead of texting me?

[ SPOILER: She may be heading down to the kitchen to make some soup. Maybe. (ooc: do you want to wrap this thread, continue with more shenanigans on my journal (this post is gonna hit overflow soon, I think) or pick something else or..? :D)

[If it's any consolation, it's not as though Magi plans out things too far in advance. She can, and probably will, contradict herself.]

Awwww, you're so SWEET. [She's... probably going to pay for that later.] But it doesn't take a lot of energy to do this.

[That's so nice, Magilou almost feels guilty. Almost.]

((I'm good with continuing it, though we can always do another meme if you'd prefer that too. Unlike Magi, I'm not too picky.))

Edited (The ONE TIME I don't hit Preview...) 2017-03-18 14:35 (UTC)

[ Ohoho she was -definitely- going to pay for that. And much sooner than she might expect! And it may not take a lot of energy to text, but she wouldn't even let Laphicet -- the original one -- read a book in bed when he was sick~! ]

... [ Maybe she should confiscate the phone... nono, Magilou is a big girl. ]

I'll be there shortly.

[ OOC: Yays :D I'm game to continue also, this is too silly :D *throws Velvet into random situations XD* You can tag Magilou's response here, I set up a post for it. n.n ]

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