Get your gen texts here

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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[protecting]

blondie's climbing and jumping off boulders and you ask me where the coffee's at?

[eggclipse]

I wanted to think he knew better.
Tell me we have more in the trunk.

[protecting]

course we do. i've got a couple in my bag too.

saw you picking up more cup noodles back in lestallum, so i figured it's the least i could do.

[eggclipse]

[ he is, inexplicably, touched. (before he has the time to dismiss this tiny spout of sentiment as ridiculous) ]

If ever I've doubted you in recent memory, then I take it back.

[protecting]

give it ten minutes, i'm sure i'll find some way to earn it back. if all else fails i've got a whole bunch of jokes you haven't heard

they're pretty great. you're gonna hate em

[eggclipse]

Enjoy the reprieve while it lasts. Consider it a miniature vacation.

[protecting]

right, right

❰ about ten minutes go by. and then..... ❱

so i was out grabbing groceries and i saw this store had a tv for sale. sign said it was just 10 gil cause volume's stuck on full

and i was like "i can't turn that down"

❰ ba-dum tshhh. ❱

[eggclipse]

Vacation's over. Lovely while it lasted.

[ somewhere by the regalia, he definitely isn't drowning away a smirk with a healthy swig of canned coffee. surely not. ]

i'm so sorry for whatever this thread has become

[protecting]

damn shame. but i guess someone's gotta keep you on your toes

or at least keep you pinching the bridge of your nose. pretty sure that counts

it's beautiful, my crops are watered, my skin is clear

[eggclipse]

Gladio "nose" best, doesn't he?

ignis don't u fuckin start with him

[protecting]

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so i had this dog, he'd chase anyone on a bike. got so bad i had to take his bike away

u brought this on urself pal

[eggclipse]

Give the poor bike a rest. It must have been tired.

fuckin bring it, scientia

[protecting]

definitely two tired. nowadays it's retired.

fight me flower man

[eggclipse]

Better retired than a flat tire, or you'll need asparagus.

(ง •̀_•́)ง

[protecting]

what

better not quit your day job cause that one doesn't even make cents

└(○｀ε´○)┘

[eggclipse]

Sound it out. You know how to work around syllables, I take it.

ಠoಠ

[protecting]

i mean yeah but

the hell's asparagus got to do with bikes

OR dogs

it's gotta connect at least. like if i'd said

hey iggy, i threw out the broccoli by mistake

and you were like

not to worry, i've got asparagus

(」゜ロ゜)」

[eggclipse]

I wasn't aware we had a master of the art among us. Shall I take notes, professor?

what the fuck is wrong with us ʘ‿ʘ

[protecting]

didn't know my jokes could get any more tearable but i guess i stand corrected

i wish i had the answer

[eggclipse]

That's enough of your punitive jokes there. [ ha ] Save them for Prompto and the interrogation.

we just don't know

[protecting]

"we know you know what happened to the ebony"

"tell us the truth, prompto"

"c'mon, coff it up"

its a mystery.mp3

[eggclipse]

And here today, we glimpse your true calling in another life. The good cop-bad cop combo we've all needed.

so rika says i should add you on plurk, is that cool

[protecting]

pretty sure that's the job i've already got

but my jurisdiction consists of one single guy

HECK YEA

[eggclipse]

Who is bee-lining to the pier as we speak.

I hope you're ready for a long afternoon break.

[protecting]

no complaints here. i figure we can reel him back in when it starts to get dark