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 The Drunk Meme

 

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill

1. Drinking Games. You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicitied Advice. Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting. Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell them How you Really Feel. You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Time to hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't ACTUALLY despise, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke. Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas. This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting. While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets. What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. The Next Day. All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

Stolen from memebells.

Comments

Portugal | Axis Powers Nyotalia(?) | OTA

[sheshipsit]

Lucifer Box △ The Vesuvius Club 【MODERN!AU】 △ OTA

[smartly]

Rise Kujikawa | Persona 4

[idole]

nepeta leijon | homestuck | aged p

[moirailcompass]

5 meowrail karaoke y/y?

[brokenbowfetish]

[Equius doesn't care how drunk he gets, he's not getting up there to sing.

He's going to stay firmly put in this chair, thank you very much.]

5 B|

[losethreepounds]

[There are throngs of people. And there is singing. But is Regina joining in?

Oh no. You see, she's too important for that. So she's just going to watch, with the ever-present glare of judgement in her eyes.]

John Watson | BBC Sherlock | OTA!

[flatmates]

bobbi morse ƒ marvel

[mimidaes]

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania

[okei]

claire bennet | heroes

[onemoreattribute]

[ So someone is promptly not getting drunk, but she's enjoying (or rather pulling '... okay' faces at the drunk people). Oh God. Is there anyone sober to help her with this? ]

[accidentalrebellion]

[... How did Katniss even get here...?

Whatever, this is a meme, and in memes, I do what I want.

Anyway, by some mystical mechanism, Katniss is here. Katniss is here,very not-drunk (because that is definitely some stuff she's never touching again), and looking positively miserable.

So. Look to the wall, and ye shall find the wallflower.]

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

Britta Perry | Community

[britta_ftw]

Irene Adler || BBC Sherlock

[womanwhobeatyou]

Natasha Romanoff | MCU

[agent_romanoff]

2? This is so not going to end well

[shieldlady]

Agent Romanoff, you look like you could use a drink about as much as me. [Maria rarely let her professional mask of controlled aloofness slip but there might have been a hint of something wry and tired in her blue eyes as she settled onto the bar stool next to Natasha.]

Faith Lehane | BTVS, ATS / ANF

[fivebyfives]

4! (I may be slightly high off-of too MUCH sleep lmfao)

[destructogal]

[ Buffy is a horrible, horrible drunk. She gets a little handsy, she gets entirely too inappropriate and there are times, in fact, that she just... Tells people she loves them. People she's never met before. Which always makes things interesting.

They've been working a case together in Nevada and though Buffy has managed to avoid most of the bars, casinos and anything resembling fun, on her last night she decides to say screw it all and goes to a bar to get ten shades of shitfaced. She doesn't know how Faith finds her in the bar she's holed herself up in (it's actually their hotel bar, but who's keeping tabs?) but when she does? Buffy gets off the stool to grab a hug and stumbles.

F! [ She yells as she puts herself upright. Upwards Buffy, always a lovin'. ] My Slaying Sister, my compadre! Where have you been?

Tony Stark | MCU

[88percent]

Castiel | Supernatural

[benedictions]

Albus Severus Potter | Harry Potter (Next Gen) | OTA

[hisfathersghosts]

abraham lincoln {abraham lincoln: vampire hunter}

[1865]

((modern au also available; deets here. vampire!abe on request.))

Jim Moriarty | Sherlock BBC | OTA

[goodoldfashionedvillain]

Gambit || Marvel || OTA

[remy_le_beau]

1

[pectoralmutt]

[Ren's eyes locked on with the mutant. Oh look at this smug jerk. Yeah, he'd definitely have to take him down a peg or twenty.]

You think you're so smart, ain't ya?

Alaric Saltzman | The Vampire Diaries

[ex_ric243]

[Meme reflection of his life tbh.]

3!!!!

[huntersdaughter]

Where are you?

Kariya Masaki | Inazuma Eleven GO!

[netting_nettles]

1. Let's just say they've gotten to the point where they don't remember what they're playing

[notaseedotouto]

[ Tsurugi downs that shot because he is winning! ]

H...Ha! Beat thaaat, loooser.

Walter White, Sr. | Breaking Bad | ota

[one_who_knocks]

Bernard Black | Black Books

[winelolly]

4; forgive me

[katzenjammer]

[Someone's in a state, crashing in through the front door like a bull in a china shop. She points a wobbly, accusing finger.]

I've got about a thousand things to say to you, and only the amount of time it takes to sober up to say them.

Neal Caffrey | White Collar

[counterfeiting]

3+6 HAHA

[officepolitics]

you know how to do the handcuff thing right