Dear Princess Celestia,

[memesaurus]

My Little Pony: Memes are Magic

1. Roll to find out what you are. (Or don't, if you're from the series already. Or you can reroll and suddenly Celestia is a butterfly. Go for it!)

2. Post with your character name, series and the number you just got in subject line.

3. Go to Random.org and roll! roll! do a barrel roll!

4. Roll for what you are and what you’re doing. Then patiently wait for responses!

5. Respond to somepony else. If you can't wait for responses to your own thread. Or if you want to spread the love and tolerance 20% quicker.

6. HAHA, THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!

7. (Optional) You can go to The Pony Creator and make a pony version of your character. Just remember to come back to this meme today, okay?


Who/What I am!

1. I’m an Earth Pony: No wings, no magic, no problem! You don’t need all them fancy-pantsy powers to get along just fine!

2. I’m a Pegasus! Awwyeah. You’ve got your own awesome city way up in the sky, you can fly and you can control the weather. Who needs a horn?!

3. I’m a Unicorn! Wings are over rated. As a magic-user, you could probably fly if you really wanted to. But there are much more important things to do with your magic.

4. I’m an Alicorn! You’re a Unicorn and a Pegasus all wrapped up in one fantastic package. Seeing as how the only Alicorns are in the Royal Family (we're not counting changelings, they're not really ponies!), I’m guessing that you’re a Princess. Or a Prince. But probably not a king or queen, they don’t seem to have those.

5. I’m some other kind of equine! Whether you’re a zebra, a donkey, or a mule, you’re still somepony, dangit! Maybe you can’t be a unicorn or a Pegasus or anything like that, but that doesn’t mean you’re not special.

6. I’m not any kind of equine! Are you a dragon? A… Discord? Or maybe just an abusive white bunny who’s a total jerk and totally deserved getting smashed into that tree in that one episode. Whatever, your call!

7. I’m NOT an Equestrian! AHHH THERE ARE TALKING HORSES HERE WHY DO THE HORSES TALK WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WEATHER WHY DOES THE SUN NOT COME UP UNDER ITS OWN POWER???



What I’m doing!

1. It’s a party! Whether it’s your birthday party, half-birthday party or just a Welcome To Equestria, Weird Thing We’ve Never Seen Before party, it’s time to get down! Those ponies love to party, no matter the occasion!

2. Revolution! Bronies, Pegasisters, lend me your ears! Throw off the oppressive diarchy and reclaim Equestria for the ponies! Or maybe you’re a colt revolting against the matriarchal rule of Celestia.

3. Invasion! Oh snap, Equestria is under attack! Whether you’re the attacker or the mighty protector of the land is up to you, and whoever it is you’re responding to.

4. Cuteciñera! Hooray, you’ve got your Cutie Mark! Now you’re a big pony! Or maybe you’re in the process of discovering your super awesome talent and earning your Cutie Mark? Either way, this is all about the markings upon your ass!

5. The Grand Galloping Gala Is it going to be the best night or the best NIGHT EVER?

6. Contests! Is it an Iron Pony competition? Maybe you’ve turned the Running of the Leaves into a race. Or maybe it’s a “be quiet the longest” contest. Whatever kind of competition you’re having, just remember to have lots and lots of fun during it!

7. Holidays The Summer Sun Celebration, Nightmare Night, Hearts and Hooves Day, Winter Wrap-up, Hearth’s Warming Eve or whatever other holiday you can think of. It’s time to get festive, ponies!

8. Friendship is magic! Time to hang out with your good friends, or maybe to make some new ones! This is pretty much a general “whee we’re two ponies or whatever and let’s hang out now!” option.

9. ARGH WHAT ARE YOU??? TALKING HORSES?! TALKING HAIRLESS MONKEYS?!

10. Roll again/ Your choice! Whatever you want, my good dudes.

Comments

Russia Cat || Hetalia - 7,9

[kittenteam]

[There is a large cat on the grass, looking wide-eyed at all the ponies.]

...Mioooooowwww?

2

[herpy_derpy]

[Hey, this is a huge cat.

She's never seen one this big before ever!

Maybe this cat is destined to be Derpy's Perfect Pet!]

Hey, cat!

Derpy Hooves/ My Little Derpy, Derpy is Derp. 2-6 or whatever

[herpy_derpy]

[UP FOR EVERYTHING

EXCEPT SMUT I GUESS BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT WITH DERPY?]

oooh, a Derpy!! I pick 'whatever'!

[itachi_san]

That body lying on the ground isn't a pony... of any kind. It isn't a dragon either. It's a human being (if ponies have even seen one of those before) and it's not moving.

I sure hope Derpy doesn't attempt CPR. That would not help Itachi.

[herpy_derpy]

Derpy's on her way to Sugarcube Corners, excited to see what kind of muffins they've got in stock today when she sees a very strange Thing sprawled out on the ground. A more cautious pony might have flown on and got some help.

But if Derpy was a more cautious pony, she wouldn't be our beloved Derpy, would she?

So she lands next to the weird Thing on the ground, reaching out with one hoof to poke at it.

Oh my... no. But most of Derpy's help doesn't help, anyway.

[itachi_san]

Said thing groans and moves a little bit.

Slowly, his senses start to come back to him - starting with the incongruity that he's lying on grass when he knew, without a doubt, he was just fighting in the mountains.

No... No, it does not.

[herpy_derpy]

It moved! Derpy's wings go straight out and she holds very, very still before her curiosity gets the better of her and she leans in to look at the very weird and certainly not dead Thing.

"Hey," She sounds a little unsure as she addresses the moaning, slightly-twitching thing. "Hey, are you okay... whatever you are?"

Granted, that's why we love her. <3

[itachi_san]

A sound. No, a voice... Itachi's eyes snap open and he spins around into a crouched fighting stance, expecting... Well, actually, he wasn't sure what to expect, but a strangely colored horse with wings couldn't possibly have been it.

"Who are you? Where are we, and why have you brought me here?"

Beyond Birthday, Death Note. 7 (or 3 if ponified) and... second roll will be chosen for each respons

[beyond_birthday]

[ Hell, B is practically canon in MLP:FIM anyway]

[autisticmaybe]

[L is an Earth pony, just to make it that much harder for Unicorn!B to impersonate him.

Do you think Ponyville has orphanages?

Well, if they do, I'll bet there's a holiday associated with them!]

[beyond_birthday]

[He probably wouldn't need to impersonate him. What the hell kind of crimes are there to solve in Equestria?

Also maybe that's his magic.

Of course there would be orphanages. Where do you think Scootaloo lives?! As for holidays... uh, I dunno. Probably. Kind of like an extra Christmas. But for Orphans.]

[autisticmaybe]

[L isn't the sentimental sort, but when a pony grows up in Equestria, a desire to attend parties is ingrained in him at an early age. So today finds him attending the yearly Trot Out Your Orphans Day party held at Happy Bunnies Orphanage.

It also finds him eating cake and trying to strike up a conversation with one of the only other truly intelligent ponies in the land. Almost as intelligent as he is. Almost.]

The cake is 20% better this year.

[beyond_birthday]

That's not difficult.

[As he's sorting out the frosting from the filling from the cake on his slice. I guess OCD is a unicorn-thing.]

Last year's cake was a molten lava cake, which is not the best cake to have around when messy children are involved.

[autisticmaybe]

You didn't like it? The chocolate that was smeared across my flank was a treat for later.

[It's difficult to tell if he's joking.]

Kojima Mizuiro, Bleach. 7-9

[oedipus_complexxx]

[Becaus, let's face it, he wouldn't make a very good pony. His cutie mark would be censored!]

[asano_san]

[Keigo pony just gets a link because I never asked if I could make an icon of it.

Keigo pony reacts similarly to Keigo human when he encounters something unusual on his way to the market.]

What are you?!

[oedipus_complexxx]

[What IS THAT THING? Is this the sort of thing that Ichigo and all the others have to deal with? Do ghosts look like weird ponies?

And why is it talking? Ponies don't talk! Why does it sound so familiar??]

... Keigo?!

[asano_san]

[Now it's talking to him! And-]

How do you know my name?!

[oedipus_complexxx]

[IT'S KEIGO

KEIGO IS A HORSE NOW?]

What's wrong with you?!

[asano_san]

What's wrong with me is that you're talking to me!

Yasutora Sado | Bleach | Pony AU because I only have 1 icon

[nieto]

And I don't wannaaaa find Human!Mac. And then I rerolled and got a six and I like that better

[big_mac]

[So are they having a Strongpony competition? They should be.]

[nieto]

[Yes, it's the annual Strongpony competition! And everyone knows that Chad and Big Mac are the ponies to beat!

They're at the starting line of the Hoist and Haul, where everypony competes to see who can fill a cart with sacks of flour and carry it to the finish line the fastest.

He gives Big Mac a "Good luck" nod.]

[big_mac]

[Big Mac returns the friendly nod, stretching out his legs as he waits for the starting whistle. There it is! and off he goes at a half-gallop toward the sacks of flour.

Really, it isn't all that fair that they put Chad up against the pony that runs the cider press and bucks apples for a living.]

[nieto]

[At the whistle, Chad is right behind him, but he's only behind him for a few seconds and he reaches the sacks of flour at almost the same time.

He grips a sack of flour in his teeth and tosses it into his cart. He doesn't worry about his competitor, just stays focused on his task.]