Tuesday Sext Factory

[legit]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

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matteusz andrzejewski ( class | ota )

[prawda]

misfires welcome

[gayometer]

Your accent is adorable, you know that?

kimber benton | jem & the holograms (comic)

[cuteemergency]

[ f/f , unless misfire ]

rhy maresh ( shades of magic | ota )

[rhy]

misfires welcome

nate heywood | legend of tomorrow

[superhistorian]

[ ota ]

[queenleftbehind]

Hoping you could do me a favor on one of your trips. An original of the Kama Sutra.

yuri plisetsky ( yuri!!! on ice | ota )

[izverg]

misfires welcome

jyn erso || rogue one

[made_of_stars]

laurent of vere | captive prince ( ota )

[kryo]

misfires welcome

Misfire all day err day

[notmyarena]

Since you requested the final prints from the shoot...

(NSFW pic is NSFW)

alice hamilton | syfy's alice

[notoflegend]

[ m/f ; unless misfire ]

clary fray ( shadowhunters | ota )

[creatio]

misfires welcome

beatrice | much ado about nothing

[withgrieving]

[ ota ]

lila bard | shades of magic

[glasseyed]

[ ota ]

scott mccall l teen wolf

[commend]

dorothy gale | emerald city

[fujita]

that going back to kansas together au

[wizardguard]

[ Lucas hasn't found a job yet - he's still deciding what he wants to do with his life in Kansas, since being a guard for the Wizard in Oz - which means he's sitting at home, bored, waiting for Dorothy to return from work. His eyes have started to hurt from watching too much television so he figures he needs a break. He doesn't want to come across as needy - he knows what she's like when it comes to commitment - but he also really misses her. And work takes her away from him a lot. ]

tell me, how many lives have you saved today?

thomas nightingale | rivers of london

[ettersberg]

howard stark | mcu.

[inventor]

shiro | voltron

[bayarm]

Sara Lance | DCTV

[thecanarylives]

[notreallyhankhenshaw]

I've got a case of Martian wine, two full racks of ribs slow cooking, and the game on the television so it can be ignored.

Interested in coming over for some cultural exchange?

Lois Lane | DC/Smallville

[loistheintrepid]

Hayley Marshall | The Vampire Diaries/Originals

[bayou_born]

Mason Lockwood | The Vampire Diaries

[lucklesswolf]

lance ✰ voltron: legendary defender

[pickupline]

ooc | i know prompts aren't usually a thing for this meme but there is almost a 100% chance lance sent this first sooo. can be a misfire, general idiocy, or serious. pref for m/m if serious.

1. You know I think in the right situation I wouldn't mind being tied up

2. LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND. (mildlynsfwupskirt.jpeg

3. apparently you can break someone's neck by sitting on their face the wrong way but like, what a way to go

4. you + me + the galaxy = me milking you all the way

5. (an actual dick pic.)

1

[opposes]

Yeah? What about being gagged

kylo ren • star wars: the force awakens

[jiaasjen]

jughead jones | riverdale

[discusseding]

[ ota for misfires or dear abby him your melodrama ]

[gayometer]

You have like, that most distracting lips. It's criminal. Like, utterly.

You're totally ignoring this, aren't you?

Natalie Morgan | OC | F/M

[wasagreatmemory]

Shiro | Voltron

[assess]

[ legit or misfire, both ok! ]

partially sorry. can be stupidity or not. or lead into not????

[pickupline]

so

am i allowed to call you daddy