Drunk and Puppies

[we_will_find_you]

You're drunk, and someone brought puppies.
Or maybe they're drunk, and you're bringing them puppies?
Or maybe no one is drunk, and the puppies are kittens.

This is a general meme for light-hearted shenanigans, fun for all ages (or, you know, age appropriate for those imbibing)!

1. Comment with your character and whether they are bringing puppies or being puppied at and any preferences you might have.
2. Comment to other characters with Bassets or Bailey's!
3. Have fun!

Comments

[bigdogninja]

You'll figure it out eventually.

[He doesn't clarify which one he might be referring to either.

When it's clear that the mage is finally getting off of him, Kurogane just sits there - not helping at all. Instead he merely watches as Fai flounders around and then proceeds to use him to push off against to get upright. There's no hand to make certain that the blond stays standing.

At the request he groans quietly, head leaning back even as his eyes close.]

I'm regretting this more and more by the minute.

[flowrite]

Oh, don't be that way, Kuro-pu~

[As soon as the ninja's eyes are closed, Fai retreats back into the bathroom. There's the muted sound of the magician shuffling around and a quiet 'shhh', followed by footsteps coming back out from the bathroom. A few more steps, a giggle and another 'shhh.'

And then there's something small and warm and wiggly on Kurogane's chest--and no, it's not Fai.]

♪ You can open noooow~ ♫

[It's a black retriever puppy.

Fai is sprawled over the arm of the couch with his chin in his hands, watching for Kurogane's reaction.]

[bigdogninja]

[Definitely regretting everything about this. Though he's sure that even if he hadn't finished off the entire bottle of sake that Fai would still be giving him this surprise. That thought only solidifies when he hears the damn idiot giggling and shushing someone.

It's confirmed when something very much alive is forced upon him - and it definitely is not Fai. He opens his eyes and down at the puppy.

Of course he understands why. For ages the mage has been referring to him as Kuro-puppy or even as Big Dog once, the color is for the fact that nearly everything he ever wears is black. But STILL.]

What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

[Animals are not something he's good with. He has trouble enough with people.]

[flowrite]

[Fai doesn't let his good mood or his smile fade at Kurogane's reaction. He'd been expecting this. Even if he can get Kurogane to accept the puppy, he's still going to have to talk him through it.]

You could try petting him, Kuro-Daddy. He's a baby, he needs love and attention~

[The puppy is sprawled on Kurogane's chest with his little behind wiggling, staring up at the big man curiously.]