[1/2] The average age of deceased victims my department deals with is younger than I am. You quickly come to realize that death is not considerate of one's age.
[2/2] Besides, the phenomenon of midlife crisis occurs to people when they realize their fragile mortality, and how it threatens the idea of their legacy in life. I am content with my contributions to society and am merely waiting for the day death decides it's ready to drag my ass out of here. It's always good to be prepared.
[1/2] There aren't sides. Death is random, and yet, dependent on every choice me make. As for law? I'm just trying to keep doing something I'm good at.
[2/2] I used to, before I learned to reconcile who I am. Does it really bother you so much?
[1/2] I can say the same, only for different reasons.
[ No real shock to Rust; he sees that pretty often. ]
[2/2] State detective, homicide. Only as exciting as finding bodies, filling out paperwork, conducting interviews. So, about half as exciting as television would let you believe.
i mean my spanish was bad before i stopped using it for years bc i stopped being a cop, but since we both speak english i think you can probably handle that awful sentence
[2/2] sounds like a specialized knowledge.... does this mean you call tell me how to load and unload an assault weapon in Spanish, but you can NOT in fact tell me where the library is?
[1/2; will isn't touched YOURE touched-- wait] well then dont be a sacatón and keep arguing with me like a real drunk person would
[2/2] i don't think you want to find out. tequila tends to sneak up on me. i dont know how, since its literally like drinking paint thinner, but i underestimate it every time and then i wake up with new bruises.
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detective rustin cohle | true detective | ota & misfires ✔️
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You're barely into your midlife crisis.
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[2/2] Besides, the phenomenon of midlife crisis occurs to people when they realize their fragile mortality, and how it threatens the idea of their legacy in life. I am content with my contributions to society and am merely waiting for the day death decides it's ready to drag my ass out of here. It's always good to be prepared.
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That's a very deep way of saying you're ready to die. So morbid. Don't you ever scare yourself?
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[2/2] I used to, before I learned to reconcile who I am. Does it really bother you so much?
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[ Shallowness means never having to face your own problems. It's great. ]
You hadn't mentioned you were a lawman. Sheriff? Cop? Perhaps SWAT or something just as exciting?
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[ No real shock to Rust; he sees that pretty often. ]
[2/2] State detective, homicide. Only as exciting as finding bodies, filling out paperwork, conducting interviews. So, about half as exciting as television would let you believe.
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[ Keyword being "efficient". Not a lot of it to go around back in Vantescosa, to start with. ]
Ever caught anyone interesting?
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drunk rust is fun rust (except when he's sad rust but this isn't that time)
[2/2] Im kind of cheawtjnf thoygh, I pickled up a bit of spanish while I was under covers
go home rust you're drunk
i mean my spanish was bad before i stopped using it for years bc i stopped being a cop, but since we both speak english i think you can probably handle that awful sentence
[2/2] sounds like a specialized knowledge.... does this mean you call tell me how to load and unload an assault weapon in Spanish, but you can NOT in fact tell me where the library is?
go home rust or else the mariachis gonna get you
[2/4] Meth cook
[3/4] I fucking hate bards without decent lighting
[4/4] Theyre going to start kraoke soon though so i have to get thebfuck out of here soon
im imagining an entire mariachi band ominously sitting up from his back seat once hes in the truck
[2/2] yeah don't let anyone get drunk and start singing back kraoke songs at you, Rust
NOW I WANT A SITCOM MEME FOR THESE TWO
[2/2] In retrospext I realize how threatening that soinded; honest y the bulk of ny spanishh is unnecessaert threats
THE CONTRACT IS SEALED
[2/2] its fine, im used to you going from 0 to narco in one text flat. or in this case, seven tequila shots flat
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[2/2] shame you couldnt be here, I wonder what kind of tequila drunk yiu get
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[2/2] i don't think you want to find out. tequila tends to sneak up on me. i dont know how, since its literally like drinking paint thinner, but i underestimate it every time and then i wake up with new bruises.