LIFE HAS GONE TO HELL, ABED! THIS IS REAL! LOOK AT US! LOOK AT ME!

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DARKEST TIMELINE MEME The darkest timeline is a phenomenon when there are multiple possibilities for a situation to turn out and progress forward. Each has a different outcome, but one of those possibilities. One of them is the darkest timeline. The timeline in which everything goes wrong and there's no turning back. The villian gets the weapon that will end the war instead of the heroes, you fuck up someone's food order and they turn out to be the health inspector, the cabin you picked has an axe murderer in it, you come back from a pizza run and the whole room is on fire or everyone has grown evil beards--wait, what? In any case, explore those here: it may not be the end! Maybe you just have to live with this shit forever because there's no way out. You can make it serious or not, whatever. You do you. • Top level your character. Include any details you might think are relevant. Or don't. As always, we're not the cops. • Reply to other people's top levels! • Have fun!