PICK YOUR POISON
1. THE GREAT GATSBY Parties, rich folk, people being morons, people dying, people being morons again, funerals with only one sad guest staring at the man he fell in love with that only had eyes for someone else, this is all coming back to you, right? That's how everyone read it? Anyway, here's for your party people or your tragic backstory people we guess, and overall just don't get obsessed with the green light.
2. CHICAGO So, like... Did he deserve it? Your husband, when you killed him? Whether you're a femme fatale, a fancy lawyer, a dumb schmuck husband, or someone that's going to get murdered, we have to know. Did you do it? How are you gonna get out of it? Watch out and make sure you don't get got.
3. THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG This is your family-friendly option. It's still set in the 1920s, but there's magic, fantasy, hard work actually getting you somewhere... Unbelievable, we know. Still, it's fun to pretend, right?
4. MISC Choose your own adventure!
WHO ARE YOU?
1. THE RICH You're rich as balls, whether you're new money or old money or like 150 years ago but not enough to be old money. ANYWAY, you're the financier of all this bullshit, really. It's a good racket. In any case, are you loved? Liked? Does anyone give a shit at all? Does anyone even come to your funeral?
2. THE POOR Man, all you want is to get ahead. You work your ass off to get nowhere and really, that sucks. Maybe you turn to a life of crime. Maybe shit goes bad before you can. Maybe your WIFE KILLS A DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?
3. THE CRIMINAL Whether you're a small-time petty thief or a top-of-the-line mobster, here you are. Plan your crimes, work through them, rule the city...or just the dumpster. We all gotta start somewhere, right?
4. THE FUZZ Say you're a cop. You want to catch the top cat of the crime family in town but you have to work it out. Maybe you just arrested a murderess. Maybe you're a prison matron. Maybe, just maybe, you're a crooked lawyer making mad bank off of dumbasses that get themselves caught.
5. THE DISILLUSIONED You know everything is bullshit. You do, but no one listens to you. Everything is terrible and depraved and people are dying because they're being idiots but they won't listen to REASON and you have to watch the world fall down around your ears. Have fun being the only smart one.
6. MISC Make up some shit, we know you're creative.
As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun! |
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