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bakerstreet2017-01-11 06:08 pm
I-I-I, I put out
The Random "I Put Out" Porn Scenario Meme 3.0


This might be your typical sex meme in some ways, but it has a twist! The thread starter chooses their favored scenario (or multiples!) and writes a set up in their comment so others can jump right in if they like the direction you want to go. Blank comments are not allowed and they will be deleted! Please don't forget to state your preferences and respect others!
Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.
Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Margo Hanson | The Magicians
Tristana | LoL | OTA
Regular 4, 5, 8, 12; Public 3, 4, 5 (I would *love* a gloryhole scene), 14, 15; Hardcore 2, 12, 13, 14; and Toys 1, 2, 10, 11. ]
Naga the Plainswalker | I Roved Out | F/F
Regular: 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 12, 14-18
Public: 3, 5, 6, 12, 14, 18
Hardcore: 3, 4, 6, 12-16, 19
Roleplay: 2, 4, 5, 13, 15, 18, 19
Toys: Any but 3, 5, or 14
Misc: 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 10, 12, 15, 16, 17]
Rias, Akeno, or Kuroka | High School DxD | OTA
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Tetsuo really hadn't intended to start anything; he'd just seen a girl in trouble. He'd never really understood why some people were so down on nekomata, or anyone else unusual, and jumping in to help was only natural. Of course, once he'd rescued her, he couldn't just leave her on the street, either, and while he didn't have very much, himself--he lived in an abandoned building in which he'd renovated a few rooms with jury-rigged appliances--he didn't hesitate to share with her. He couldn't just leave her in dire straits, after all, right?
While he hadn't minded lending her some of his clothes (even if she could barely squeeze her hips into his pants, and his shirts got stretched over her chest), it obviously wasn't a long-term solution. He had a bit of money saved up from running courier jobs, and figuring she'd be happier with some clothes of her own, he'd taken her out to do some shopping for herself. He was already flustered enough just knowing she used his shower, and he'd tried hard to be respectful and not to start thinking thoughts about her--but the way she deliberately posed for him in the outfits she tried on, she was making it exceedingly difficult, sure as he was that she just enjoyed the attention.
Even with that in mind, though, he was more than a little stunned when she took his hand and dragged him into the changing room with her. It seemed like it was going a little beyond just wanting him to stroke her vanity, although he could hardly imagine she wanted more than that.
"K-..k-Kuroka-san...! Uhh, y-you, uh, y'sure y'want me in here, when yer..."
He trailed off, blushing as he glanced downward at those curves--he'd really meant to indicate that she'd probably be changing, but it was alarmingly easy to get distracted by her...
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Kuroka thanked him for coming to her rescue and was about to leave when he offered her a place to stay. She wanted to decline, but figured that she can't be a nomad forever. And so, she began to stay with Tetsuo. It was an okay arrangement and she began to see Tetsuo as a good friend. He was certainly fun to tease and flirt with.
Today, the two went to the store to get some new outfits. She went into the changing room to try on some new clothes. Kuroka called Tetsuo in under the pretense that she wanted his opinion on a new outfit. When he reached the room, she grabbed him and pulled him inside. The nekomata was completely naked.
"Yes, I want you in here." she replied "I want your opinion on something: Do I look good naked?"
No worries!
He gaped, blushing deeply, reflexively backing up, as if he was afraid he might be crowding her (despite her being the one who dragged him into the changing room in the first place), until he staggered and dropped onto the bench. Even so, he also stared, wide-eyed, at all those curves she had on display. They'd been obvious enough when she did have clothes on, but the sight of her without a stitch on her only reinforced all the fantasies that had been building up while he tried to squash them.
At her question, though, he blinked, his astonishment derailed for a second, and laughed sheepishly, reaching to scratch his head.
"E-eehh..?! A-are you kiddin'..? Y-....y'look amazin' all th'time, Kuroka-san... c-..'course y.. 'course y'look good now.... i-I mean... w-why wouldn'tcha?"
He wasn't blushing any less, but the thought of her not already knowing that had at least shaken him out of being so stunned, for the moment.
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"E-e-eto..! Wha... w-who-... i-I, uh..."
His eyes wandered from that far-too-sultry-to-ignore smile, to her breasts, her thighs, and everything in-between. It might have been just one word, but the way she put herself on display, it was impossible to not visualize what that might mean. Even if he was having some difficulty formulating an answer in words, though, the increasingly obvious tightness of the front of his jeans answered her pretty clearly.
Sorry this is late... again. Still interested?
"Given the tent in your pants, I'd say that's a yes." she said. "And really, I've seen the way you look at me. I know you like me. I know you've been thinking about fucking me for a while. So what do you say? Wanna do it here?"
No worries, I'll backtag forever!
He glanced downward at the mention of his pants, reflexively, although it only gave him an eyeful of cleavage, and he stared for a few long seconds at the way her breasts pressed and yielded against his shirt. Slowly, his gaze dragged back upward again, snagging at her lips for a second, before meeting her eyes, his own wide and flustered as ever at those last few words.
"K-..Kuroka-san.... I-...."
He huffed and shivered as she squirmed in his lap--it was hard to deny the sort of things he was thinking, when she kept rubbing against his erection, even with the denim still between them. His hands twitched a little, dragging downward to brush over her hips, grasping slightly, then squeezing her ass a little more firmly.
"..y-... you sayin'... you wanna..?"
He trailed off, but the way his hands grasped and squeezed a little more firmly, it was pretty obvious what he meant. He hesitated a second, his expression more and more dazed with even the thought of her climbing on him naked the way she had, much less all the ways he could imagine things proceeding from there.
"...k... Kuroka-san...... if.. if y'wanted me to...... ...think I'd wanna fuck ya anywhere..."
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"Kuroka-san, y-mhh..! M-..mmnn..."
Tetsuo gasped softly as she ducked in to kiss him, startled both at her lips pressing against his, and the way her breasts squeezed against his chest as she leaned even closer--then groaned a little at the feeling of her tongue brushing against his. His fingers twitched against her hips, then slowly dragged upward along her sides, exploring her a little more as his eyes drifted closed, and he returned the deep kiss timidly, but warmly.
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"..e-eheheh, w-well...."
He didn't really have a chance to explain himself, startled into silence at feeling her hands tugging at his pants, and blushed as deeply as ever once he realized what she was doing, glancing downward and staring. His eyes widened as she knelt, there, and he shuddered at the feeling of her tongue stroking across the tip so boldly.
"K-Kuroka-san, y-y'don't gotta-..!"
Tetsuo's breath caught for a second as he watched her wrap her lips around the head of his cock, sliding them casually down along his length, and he gasped, tangling his fingers loosely in her hair. Flustered as he was, he stared down at her, awe-struck, his cock hardening and throbbing more eagerly against her tongue.
"Huhh-.. holyshit, Kuroka-san...."
John Egbert | Homestuck (post-game, AU) | OTA
Integra Hellsing ( Hellsing )
usagi tsukino - 30~ years old milf version ( sailor moon ) f/m
It's possible you won't even get yourself through the door properly without an arm full of a bouncy Usagi, all smiles and warm kisses. "Darling," she says, her arms thrown around your neck as she leans up on the balls of her feet to better get at your face. Still, there's a little pout playing at her lips as she finally pulls back.
"Why didn't you call me to say you were almost here? That's too mean!" If this had been any other time, she would delve into full on pouting, but you can most likely tell she's got something brewing. The first clue is that she's wearing an apron, not unusual for her, with little gingham checks and neat pink ruffles.
Under that, however - and this is the second clue that you're in for a treat tonight - is a sheer blue sundress that hugs each and every curve on her frame. Actually, sheer is probably too generous of a word. The dress is basically nothing.
It's very cute, though!
"But I'm just getting your dinner ready. Or would you like a taste of something else, first?" Her face is the picture of innocence, even as she asks.
( Vanilla and/or fluffy warm fuzzy smut. Pretty much is what you'd think it is. Let her comfort you and get you to forget all those worries. All your usual sex acts (oral, anal, PIV, fingering, non-penetrative) and things like titfucking are on the table. )
[ K I N K ]
The house is unusually quite, though everything is in its place and not a suspicious scene in sight. An adult contemporary station plays on the kitchen radio which, usually, would mean a bubbly Usagi would be swaying to and fro, dancing badly and giggling as she does. She is nowhere to be seen, however. For that matter, she's not anywhere you look. Not sneaking something from the refrigerator, not huddled close to the tv watching a soap or drama program, and, judging by the lack of the sound of running water upstairs, not soaking in the shower. Hmm. There's a mystery afoot, and you're going to solve it.
One place remains to be inspected.
As soon as you open the door to the room you and Usagi share, the puzzle's been solved. There, on the bed, lays Usagi, legs splayed and chest heaving. All over her curvaceous body, a pink flush has settled, even in the spots where she sports her provocative and, in some cases, completely profane tattoos - all picked personally by your hand, of course, and invisible under her usual conservative housewife clothing. One of her hands is at her breast, teasing with the barbell piercing in her nipple; the other is between her legs, teasing her clit even as her thighs clench around her wrist.
Her face is red, too, and her eyes practically full of tears as she finally notices you. Nothing she can do seems to be relieving her desire.
"Please," she begs through wet, bruised lips. "I've waited so long - I've been a good girl, wanting your cock...!"
( Full kink ahead! Usagi is secretly a huge slut, a fact your character has relished in and nurtured. For them, depravity is the most romantic thing in the world. I'm game for just about anything, here: master/sub, daddy kink, pet play, further body modification, further sluttification, toys, denial, swinging, dirty talk, magic, exhibitionism, fucked silly, drugs, semen addiction, etc. It's all very fluid, however, so if you'd like to make any special requests with regards to kinks, attitudes she can have, libido and morality levels, piercings, tattoos, other body modifications, leave them with your comment. More info can be found in the journal. )
miwako sakurada ( paradise kiss ) f/m
Though she didn't appear that way, Miwako could be exceedingly cold if she wanted to be. And today seemed to be one of those days. Her head was tilted away, nose up in the air primly. Her mass of pink curls prevented her face from being seen, but if her body language was any judge, she wouldn't have a happy expression. The violent way she turned the barrel of her lipstick tube built on that theory.
She was also pointedly ignoring her male companion.
He should know what he said wrong, she thought. Sure, it had been a comment made in passing; however, it had gotten under her skin. It was so easy being a girl, huh? Pffff. Yeah, not true. The primping and polishing alone she went through every day would blow his mind. He clearly didn't appreciate the work that went into her perfectly crafted image. If only he could get a taste...
She glanced over at him.
"Oh. You're still here," she stated airily. Apparently, he would have to work harder at apologizing.