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TEXTS FROM HELL MEME

There are plenty of normal person texting memes. Texts from hot messes and mom friends, texts for normal days, texts for booty calls. You know what we don't have? Texts from holy shit we're going to die what the fuck is this. That's right. It's time to chit-chat when shit is going bad. We'll give you some ideas to get you started, but you're not tethered to them! We're not the apocalypse cops. You can make top level texts to give people ideas or leave it blank and let the horror come to you!

TYPES

1. REGULAR TEXTS Whatever is going on, texting still works. You can get hold of loved ones even if it's spotty. Warnings during a contagion outbreak? Messaging mom while being chased by an axe murderer?
2. SPACE TEXTS Sure, you're getting chased by a Xenomorph, but you really need to send pizza hut the pizza emoji so they bring you some food. Maybe you're contacting loved ones via text (or hologram voicemail or whatever) before going to a final battle.
3. NO TEXTS Things are way too fucked up. Every form of texting is down. There's nothing doing to fix it, but you have to get word out somehow. Messages spray painted on walls, notes left in safe houses, letters sent via courier. Do you meet along the way somewhere? Catch someone scrawling a warning?
4. BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE Something a little more light-hearted. Maybe you're stuck at a shitty date and need a friend to get you out. Maybe you're lost in the woods and need help. Maybe your car broke down and you're on the side of the road.

As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun!

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no one on this side hides behind self-righteousness to cover their blatant manipulation of others
at least the dark lord is honest about his intentions
if im going to be used and mistreated anyway at least now im not fed lies to make me believe otherwise

Don't call him that. He doesn't deserve it. So people treat you like shit, that means it's all right to side with someone intent on genocide? If you think no one on that side believes they're the righteous party and stands behind it to excuse what they're doing, you're naive.

its not so simple as that

Then what is it? Enlighten me as to why any of what you're doing is a good idea or even a marginally serviceable one.

its the only choice i have

Well now it isn't.

which is supposed to mean what exactly

I know you're not stupid, though your current alliance implies otherwise. Come back. If not to everything, then to me. I don't care in what capacity, if it's just convenience for safety. Come back. He'll kill you as soon as you're not useful any more. That's what he does. Kills.

i cant
its more than my life thats at stake here

What else, then?

i suppose you could say ive developed rather a bad habit

falling in love with death eaters

Who.

yes because im going to give his name to a member of the order

Tell me who it is, Remus. I know all the bloody Death Eaters' names already, if you've forgotten. Unless you've picked up on a new recruit.

why does it matter who it is
knowing his name wont change anything

It might, depending. You're not the only one to while away time with fellow Death Eaters.

i dont quite follow

I want to know if we've fucked the same person.

look its not as though i joined and we got off together on a lark

he was all i had reg
for so long
hes all i have left

he saw the dark lords return as his only chance
and i couldnt let him go into this hell alone

I just said don't call him that. Are you going to tell him you saw me? That his perfect pet-turned-traitor is still alive? Or are you going to keep it a secret? Didn't you always tell me that if we had each other I didn't have to join? That it wasn't my only chance? I didn't listen and where did it get me? The bottom of a lake. Sounds as though you've changed your tune.

i suppose that depends
do you want me to tell him

look where it got you
look where it got us
i was wrong then
i could never have protected you
i failed you
and you died

at least this time i knew better than to put my faith in an order that has no interest in protecting people

It doesn't matter. If you don't, someone will. Might as well get yourself in good favour, perhaps he'll pull previous attachment directly from your mind and tell you to kill me yourself to prove your loyalty. Turning away is telling everyone that died that they died for nothing. That their lives and deaths meant nothing. Whether it means anything to the Order or not, it's telling them that it means nothing to you. I went knowing I was going to die so that I could make a difference. Without the Order. It's what we do as people.

do you really think i could do that

I didn't think you could join the Death Eaters, but here we are. Do you have the Mark, then? Does it burn like mine does?

dont

do you think i wanted this
do you think im proud of what ive become
i havent any other option reg
this is all thats left for me

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