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bakerstreet2017-01-07 08:02 am
Pets are a serious commitment

The AU!Pet Person Meme (Shipping & Smut)
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| Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a conscientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be. The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapiens. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed. Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human. So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?
With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master! |
| >> how to play | |
| Needless to say, The Care and Keeping of Your Pet is a bit biased and full of propaganda, but it gives a good idea of the world your character is now AU's into. They are either a pet person or a human master, and what that means for them varies. So are they a devoted pet or a rebellious animal person looking to buck the system? A generous master or a cruel sexual sadist? Just a normal pet owner? Most likely they're something in between, but when you're raised in this world, it's difficult to see anything different on the horizon. Rules
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As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
Kurt Hummel | Glee
Sam Winchester > m/m
usagi tsukino - 30~ years old milf version ( sailor moon ) f/m
1. For fluffy shipping or vanilla smut, she's pretty baseline. Super cute, loving, somewhat prone to troublemaking, but really more interested in making her master happy.
2. Shamelessly smutty and/or kinky version. Still cute as fuck...also, horny as a bunny cliche and slutty as fuck. Essentially, she's going to try and hump you 24/7 so you'd better either have the world's highest libido or be the planet's most long-suffering person. Also, peep the kinks. )
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Right always been one to have high energy. Always on the move, never liking to stay still for too long...except when he's eating, of course. It allows him to be creative in his family's growing enterprise, but it's also causing issues in the bedroom. It's hard to find someone to keep up.
At least, until he came of age, and his parents gifted him with the perfect solution: A beautiful, adult female Pet. She's one of the rabbit breeds, all fluffy and cuddly...
And from how they keep tumbling into bed at any spare moment within the past three weeks, full of that rumored sex drive. Even now, as he's slowly stirring awake, Right moans as he feels her now-familiar mouth wrapped around his cock. "Mmmmhmmm...mornin'..."
Isaac Lahey | Teen Wolf | OTA
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[No one liked the kennel. Kurt certainly didn't, so he couldn't even imagine how the pets felt about the place. It was too bright, too noisy, too smelly. So many of the gorgeous animals (people? Politics made everything confusing) living there were skittish, aggressive, traumatized, or otherwise unfit for adoption right from the breeder. It really was awful being there.
But adopting from the kennel was cheap. And Kurt was desperately lonely. So he'd called ahead and requested to meet with one of the more docile pets in private, so he could determine whether or not having a pet was for him. For now, he was alone in the tiny greeting room, scarcely furnished with an old couch and some discarded toys. Soon he'd be joined by a potential pet. A partner.
He couldn't tell if he was more excited or nervous.]
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Isaac had come to the kennels after his last owner had been killed, he was in a poor state once the police had found him trapped inside a broken chest freezer down in the basement. Honestly, he liked it at the kennels as he didn't get beaten for doing something wrong or not quick enough and he also got fed regularly too, which was a bonus since he was a tall male.
The employee knocked gently on the door to the greeting room and then opening it, ushering Isaac inside with a smile before introducing him to the nice looking man inside before leaving them to hopefully bond.]
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As soon as the employee was out of the room, Kurt allowed himself to consider the pet - Isaac, they'd said? - to watch him carefully and take in every detail. He was stunning. Kurt certainly wouldn't mind taking such a gorgeous creature like him home today.]
Hi, Isaac. I'm Kurt. [How do you greet a pet again? You don't shake hands with them like they're a person, right? But you don't just reach out and give them a scratch behind the ear either... Kurt had no idea. So he settled on extending his hand to Isaac, waiting to see what the pet would do naturally.]
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It didn't stop Isaac from taking a wary step backward when Kurt moved a little closer, he knew that potential owners weren't allowed to abuse any of the pets while in the greeting room but that didn't mean it wouldn't happen once a pet was adopted.]
Hello. [Not wanting to seem like a disrespectful pet, Isaac fought back some of his fear to nervously reply and shake the offered hand.]
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Luckily, he wasn't physically imposing. Fairly tall and toned, not too broad, not too strong. He had the body of a dancer, not a brawler. And once he realized Isaac was frightened, he made an effort to make himself smaller as soon as he pulled his hand back from the tentative handshake.]
You don't have to be scared, Isaac. I just want to get to know you. Okay? [He sat back down on the couch, gesturing vaguely for Isaac to join him.] Why don't you tell me about yourself.
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I'm a good for nothing waste of space that can't do anything right. [Said painfully truthfully in answer to Kurt's question as he looked at the piece of carpet between his feet. Knowing that Kurt wouldn't want him now that he knew how much trouble he'd be.]
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I... Whoever told you that was wrong, Isaac. No one is a waste of space. Look at me, please. [Kurt wanted to reach out and touch Isaac's face, cup his cheek and stroke his jaw, but he decided against it. Something told him Isaac wouldn't appreciate being touched without permission.] You're beautiful. You're polite. You seem very smart. Good for a whole lot more than nothing.
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Isaac fearfully raised his head to look at Kurt, even though he was scared there was confusion in his eyes at the other's words as no-one had said those kind of things to him since his female owner had died and the abuse had started.]
But it must be true, I wouldn't get punished if it wasn't.
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Kurt felt sad for Isaac. Angry at whoever had done this to him. Almost fiercely protective of this new acquaintance. That was a feeling he hadn't experienced in a long time.] Isaac... Sometimes bad people punish their pets for no reason. And that's not right. I don't believe you deserve to be punished. Okay? I believe you deserve to be cuddled, and spoiled, and loved.
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Mistress used to give cuddles, they were nice and made me feel safe.
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Silence for a spell, before--] Would you like a cuddle, Isaac? I won't touch you, I'll keep my hands behind my head, okay? I promise I won't touch you. But... if you want to, you can cuddle against me. You sound like you need it.
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You can cuddle back if you want. [There was still a slightly nervous tone to Isaac's words as the wolf pup gently rested his head on Kurt's shoulder.]
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But as soon as the warm, firm body settled against him, as soon as Isaac's head rested on his shoulder, Kurt felt his breath catching in his throat, his stomach swooping excitedly. It had been so long... Nervous, cautious, Kurt slowly lowered his arms, one of his hands settling between Isaac's shoulder blades, the other landing gently on Isaac's head. He'd wait to see how the pup reacted before he started scritching his ears or rubbing his skin.]
Just let me know if you're uncomfortable, okay Isaac? Let me know what you like, what you don't like... It's okay.
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I like cuddles and petting. I don't like enclosed spaces unless I know I can get out.
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Nagi | SMT: Devil Summoner 2 | OTA
Open to light BDSM, particularly if she's the pet. Feel free to ask about any kinks.]
Cloud Strife | FFVII (crisis core)
As a pet he's a bird (small chocobo wings and feathers in his hair, anyone?) or a cat, colours matching his hair, of course. Wary and while he does trust rather quickly, he's still careful and suspicious (due to previous experiences). Very loyal when he does trust, though.
As a master he wouldn't exactly have the means to get a pet normally, but he'd pick up a stray that looks like it needs help...]