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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

[newrecipe]

I don't believe drunken mastery of any kind applies to board games.

[criticalmass]

Exactly! The adrenaline, the fact that you can't seem to get enough of whomever you're with-and I mean whomever you're with, it didn't matter if you found them attractive or not beforehand-it's so much fun.

[taer]

I think that's the most polite invite to a threesome I've ever gotten.

[porkcutlet]

Lucky for you, I got a couple.

[ which he's kind enough to send, lid on phichit's head and everything. ]

[photogaffe]

daryl i know you got the text the phone shows me

[hisguardian]

[She doesn't mean it. How could she? It was all her fault everyone forgot! If she was still Ion's guardian, Ion would have never--]

[...]

why would you want to make me a cake?
we're
[Enemies?]
not friends

[imperfectphoto]

Prove it. With science.

[laughitup]

It was our wedding night!

[At least the teddy bear wasn't invited to join in?]

[clickclickbang]

And yet here we are with me 1500 gil richer because I kicked your asses

[imperfectphoto]

Did I give a reason why?

[grheene]

Get some window cleaner and tell him it's monster repellent.

[criticalmass]

But I like making bad decisions :(

I guess you're the smart one for a reason, though-we can wait.

♥~

[soyourefast]

Alcohol doesn't affect you either? I'm nto alone in this misery then.

What did you have in mind?

[Another thing they have in common.]

[supravietui]

you're being purposefully vague.

[ he absolutely does not trust davy with emojis. no warning needed. ]

[whisted]

You don't think that would get tiresome, after a while?

3.

[bayarm]

Maybe I won't.

[of_no_consequence]

I'm missing the reason why I shouldn't.

A talent is a talent.

3

[flyingtrapeze]

I feel like I'm the wrong person to come to with this timmy... youre aware of my dating mistakes record, right??

3.

[bayarm]

Have fun. But remember we need to be ready to form Voltron at a moment's notice.

[porkcutlet]

I'm sure you have plenty of people willing to take my place.

[instaham]

THESE ARE SO CUTE ♥ ♥ ♥

Instagram time!

U saved the day Yuuri as always 👏

[coldhard]

City planners put out like you wouldn't believe.

[beltaned]

be the best raging drunk you can be.

that's positive role-model-ing.

Yuri Plisetsky | Yuri on Ice

[pirozhoks]

1. I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.

2. You told me I got kicked out of the bar for flipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar.

3. Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.

4. Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?

5. I could tell my life story through Kermit memes.

6. [JUST TEXT]

[littlemissfutility]

i don't want to explain hickeys to a three year old