You are, and I feel like I should be offended.
we'll get you some medicine to counteract it.
1. He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
2. you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
3. when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
4. soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
2. you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
3. when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
4. soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
1. I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
2. I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on Niflheim.
3. You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
4. text him!
2. I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on Niflheim.
3. You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
4. text him!
we both know i'm incapable of tempting you to do anything you don't already want to.
although, try not to mull over the bad ideas for too long lest they fool you into thinking they've become good ones.
although, try not to mull over the bad ideas for too long lest they fool you into thinking they've become good ones.
You might be surprised :)
Good decorating turns any house into a home
Good decorating turns any house into a home
Now, Ba-ba, I am perfectly capable of dealing with unwanted advances.
[Little jab at him being "Team Dad" there.]
I can handle silly at least. And that line was extremely silly.
[Little jab at him being "Team Dad" there.]
I can handle silly at least. And that line was extremely silly.
Also when it's a plant, its only gay if you identify as a Douglas Fir-kin.
...
Great! Now I got a boner that just fucking confuses me. The fuck does that mean?! Do your holes have teeth!? Do you have a dog that looks like a cancerous shaven testicle on steroids!?
...
Great! Now I got a boner that just fucking confuses me. The fuck does that mean?! Do your holes have teeth!? Do you have a dog that looks like a cancerous shaven testicle on steroids!?
Just making sure. I can't remember and I woke up on your floor.
First class is pretty expressive, not so much in the CCPD budget.
I think next time I will call Viktor to come take you home.
your poor Yaai will be devastated!!
also I already bought tickets dinner is in March don't miss it
also I already bought tickets dinner is in March don't miss it
1. I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well."
2. We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
3. Only at my house to scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though! The fight not the board game.
4. text her!
2. We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
3. Only at my house to scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though! The fight not the board game.
4. text her!
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