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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

[of_no_consequence]

He can certainly try.

But Noct, I had no idea it was such an important dish to you as well. You learn something every day.

[darkcxrners]

Where are you?

[daemonized]

Give credit where it's due. It's tiring work, telling others how to conduct themselves.

I've been working for hours without the need for coffee.

[What a liar. He's just sitting right now. He'd have his head craned back in his seat and his hat on his face, eyes closed, if not for Cor's texting.]

[guestlectures]

Tough.

[instaham]

That doesn't make them not bad decisions tho

[poledanced]

He wasn't the sort of guy I wanted trying to look me up later

[the_tailor]

unfortunately that's the territory we roam in when we're on call 24/7

also it wasn't just underwear, you had a towel too

[hashtagselfie]

So helpful, Chris! We'll do it for the selfie!

[padadin]

I'm not trying to buy anyone's love, and it's a bit rude for you to think I'd even try that. It's called a "thank you gift".

[latebloomingeros]

Not at all?

I'll check with Victor, he talks to Chris more than I do...

[criticalmass]

I was already bringing ice.

[ Okay, not really, but she couldn't resist. And come to think of it- ]

Actually, bringing where, exactly? Are you coming to my place, or the other way around? Or should we just meet in the middle and put on a show?

[poledanced]

But it almost was which matters more

I think he wanted to take it though. You could see it in his eyes

cassian andor | rogue one

[rebelspy]

1. I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.

2. I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.

3. I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You’re still mad.

4. At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?

[the_tailor]

he's probably just going to give us THAT LOOK tho if we tell him our brilliance

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[pageandpages]

No. Why? Did someone say something?

[samantha_grey]

Trust me. Nobody's fighting to get one of those right now. You should have your pick at the costume shop.

Wait, don't tell me. You're asking me to brave the death glare I'll get buying this right now, aren't you? You're going to fucking owe me.

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[radiantrestorator]

Cloud and Sex in the same sentence... AH!

He's probably out there looking for his white-haired boyfriend/nemesis/obsession/whatever or something, I'm sure he'll be fine.

It's not like we survived years without his sorry ass around.

I mean, I'm happy to have him around, Aerith is happy too, but I wouldn't worry too much about it.

[poledanced]

OMG

I hope not. I don't think so. If I did I'm throwing myself off a bridge.

[thegoodbad]

maybe I should start slipping them into your mailbox. Keep them on tab.

[hashtagselfie]

Well, if you want to, we're not going to stop you. You're pretty harmless, Yuuri.

[latebloomingeros]

oh god

How much did I tell you

Do I want to know?

[lureking]

figuratively, maybe? not digging the literal part.

plurkblushemoji

[spoooky]

How'd you get your hands on my term paper from senior year?

[daemonized]

That's as fine of a compliment as any, Commodore.

[poledanced]

As you should be~

And remember, just because it's a mass text doesn't make it any less sincere. I mean what I say. :)