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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

[renegadejedi]

I'd prefer my head to remain attached to my neck.

It was implied.

[mumistheword]

It did not say anything about yours, however.

[little_giant]

ugh, i know

i didn't plan for it, to be honest. i was so drunk i didn't even know what i was doing


[ He sends another text a few seconds later. ]


i guess i should thank you ... for the blanket.

[guestlectures]

Excuse me while I die of mortification. I'm so sorry, Hannibal.

Will is recovering just fine.

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[nevercomefirst]

where do I sign up?

[koch]

you didn't do it right the first time
do it right this time and you'll be a natural at it

Agron | Spartacus

[nichtstubenrein]

1. I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.

2. Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.

3. Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?

4. And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face

5. TEXT HIM.

[gladiusdomini]

What? You don't appreciate a healthy body when you see it?

[catchacold]

Sure, Mick. Go ahead and sober up in seven minutes.

Whatever, we can take it easy. You have your food and then we'll see.

[protecting]

Oh yeah? Who're we showing my dick to?

[animalprint]

wow jackass

im deleting this pic then

[mumistheword]

You come and get drunk with me, and when trouble does find me, you help me deal with it. It is indeed not an exercise that can be accomplished without the inebriation, however.

[gladiusdomini]

No way. It would feel amazing. Those soft noodles wrapping all around you.

[Don't go into the whole anime tentacles thing, Gladio.]

[boilover]

I could probably get mostly sober in seven minutes. I ain't far off it now.

After I eat, you watch, full recover and everything.

[norms]

i'll try one more time
if it doesn't work, then find someone else

[heebiejeebies]

i hope so

[betweenthedevil]

your attitude for one

[what is he supposed to be afraid of you egil]

add that to carnage and poetry, you fit right in

[gladiusdomini]

What? I was paying attention, Iggy. One hand on the job so to speak.

4.

[iswithme]

And miss out on the fun? I wouldn't dream of it.

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[nevercomefirst]

your grandmother is very flirtatious!!

[falsify]

Because I'm English, dear. We have a sacred culture of drinking too much.

[angelas]

Which mate is it that you speak of and.

No.

No for the record, it will not be a full moon.

[rhymeswithcannibal]

It's quite alright. I can certainly understand why some people attribute a certain dark sense of humor to technology.

However, if you can take time away from tending to our friend, perhaps you will find time to join me for dinner.

[iatros]

Chewtoy.

[ Out loud. Because he could.

Also because that was his answer as to why.

Not that his brother had asked. ]

[bloodbanker]

Fair. I'll know what a sock on, or in the general vicinity of, the doorknob now means, okay?

I guess I do owe you. Though we could always do a password swap...

Literally and figuratively?