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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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Nicolas de Lenfent | The Vampire Lestat

[devilsfiddler]

1. I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.

2. I can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth.

3. Sometimes, in the course of worldly events, people get lit on fire.

4. You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and wizards are mutually exclusive.

5. Or text him!

[in_the_wind]

That sounds like a challenge.

[latebloomingeros]

Not always?

And I mean... doing all of it just seems a little excessive.

[norms]

i think you've got it backwards
i didn't do anything

[true_noir]

[she's judging you so hard right now, Alkaid.]

Rubbing alcohol. And there was nothing wrong with drawing a map tot he buried treasure on your body. Nothing whatsoever. Nobody else seems to be able to find that spot on you, if your twitter feed is to be believed.

[catchacold]

At least it's entertaining. I could use something less boring, but maybe not quite that chaotic. Or painful.

I'm bringing food, it's not that hard.

[crack]

I don't think so. Everywhere has its own normal but New York has so many different kinds of normal it's hard to know where to hang your hat.

[shokola]

Oh, I don't imagine that'd interest anyone anyhow
I don't know many people here besides Merriell and the folks at ECorp

One of the secretaries is throwing the party, that's why I'd like to get on with everyone
Cause there'll be more folks there than just from work

[renegadejedi]

In that case, I don't need you to do my laundry. Assume anything in the general vicinity of my door means don't open it.





And forget what you saw.

[padadin]

I expect your body to be safe from any potential fritzing, is that too much to ask for?

did you mean the same place we always go

[skepticked]

Sexts are notoriously inaccurate. But if you want to bring someone in for questioning based on the description of her "shaggy rug", by all means.

[ Actually, that might be stronger evidence than they've had on their last 5 cases. ?? ]

Mulder, do you have a furry file?

[brushoff]

I know YOU did, but other people might not! Might as well go ahead and make it official before I fuck my way through the ranks.

[norms]

you owe me

[ He's not budging on that. ]

[true_noir]

Is the good and righteous detective considering doing something unethical? I might leave my window unlocked just for that.

[She wouldn't. She wanted Naoto to work for it.]

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[chauffeuring]

Only in that you really should have been paying attention.

[bloodbanker]

Hmm. Is it the sympathy? Everyone loves sympathy.

[inventivepaladin]

I don't know when anyone's birthday even is. Hm. And what holidays? The ones of the planet we're on or ones from earth? Or both. I wouldn't mind extra holidays.

[zee_zatara]

They know we're... uh... close. Let's go with close. And they're at least used to that fact.

You're like number 4 or 5 on their list of "least favorite things about Zatanna."

[stayclosetome]

how cruel~

[little_giant]

uh

i guess i was a little too excited over winning the game

sorry if i freaked u out or anything

[l_corp]

Glad to hear it :)

Any requests for drinks? or other things?

[norms]

i don't really care about that
be sorry for someone else

[renegadejedi]

[There are several responses to this, all of which are deleted. In the end, he decides it's best not to respond at all.]

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[ex_lion_hearted129]

Is that usually difficult for you?

[inventivepaladin]

No, it isn't, but just because I'm in my pajamas doesn't mean I'm going to be careless!

I'll change my clothes quick next time if it makes you feel better.