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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[kingfuckboy]

of course i wouldn't

i like kittens

[sirenscarred]

you like causing trouble more than he does
what happened

3.

[avoirfaim]

I wouldn't dream of it.

Though if you're insistent on Chinese, I do know the chef of the only authentic restaurant in Baltimore and I could sway his hand towards sending something out on delivery.

[the_tailor]

hey you gotta do something.

alright we need a calendar, that way we can't miss out on birthdays and holidays too!

[shokola]

I'm real glad to hear that

I guess I asked cause New York ain't been an easy fit for me
I don't mean asking for advice, but that's why I wondered

[defiantely]

...

possibly

:)

[heebiejeebies]

from the couch cause i cant seem to peel my ass out of it

[heckblazer]

I like to have fun in me own way, is all.

[bloodbanker]

Please try to think of it more as "Even my very gay friend thinks my tits are amazing" and less "I have been glitterbombed in the boobs by someone I trusted" maybe? Still sorry! I owe you one?

I have no idea how everyone else reacted, but I, personally, was amazed and fascinated.

[supravietui]

i only speak the truth. you cannot deny you make even some of the bravest men quake.

it's a good way of thinking. not to let the sorrows of the past tie you down.
and it does take a sort of resilience, doesn't it?

i wouldn't be capable.

[bespin]

I know.

I hope you know you can still talk to me. I know I must still remind you of whatever it is you're running away from. But I'm here for you, kid. If you need me.

[ratkingcole]

i dont know what that is but it sounds like some good shit and people only break that kind of thing out when times are real good or real bad

whats the occasion?

[shokola]

I mean
Where you gonna come on me?

[engineblade]

There are just certain times you're not supposed to troll.

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[neutronium]

...those aren't regulation.

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[dragonstomper48]

I prefer to think of it as a gift, making people reconsider their life decisions after having met me.

[wizzardly]

like what?

bless u for going along with this I'm dying ♥

[padadin]

You know what? Fine.

Yes, Keith, we are in an alternative universe. There's another one where the bear name is spelled different and your twin knows how to take a joke.

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[nevercomefirst]

that voicemail I left is just 10 seconds of me whistling

in appreciation of course

[bloodbanker]

I did not! I thought a sock had escaped the laundry and ended up on the floor!

A loop of anything at all would have worked.

[reluctantsetter]

not surprised. cats land on their feet.

he probably noticed.

[laughitup]

What can I say? When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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[mumistheword]

[ S I G H. ]

Yes, dear. Any particulars on which dudes?

[supravietui]

i can pick locks.

i just don't have anything to pick it with.

[engineblade]

Hah.

...yeah, I guess. A little overly optimistic, but.