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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[animalprint]

oh yeah i can bet your advice is unfollow him and ditch the internet for two weeks while curled up in bed crying

WELL NO

[chauffeuring]

I don't recall seeing or hearing of those. And just who was it you were supposedly fighting with?

[catchacold]

Then they can swim instead.

You're such a bleeding heart when you mix the wrong things.

[brushoff]

How on Earth is zero honest?!

[poorvisibility]

He will be when there is pillow carnage everywhere.

[ikols]

3k of my followers seem to think they can handle this mission.

[voidster]

Whatever you do, don't let him jump out the window again.

hyperion crius ( original )

[nightblogs]

my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute

[onmylove]

Do you really?

[proteusmoon]

Must I truly go into detail? Use your imagination, you insufferably attractive man.

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[lunchleader]

And me? You're telling her about me, too, right?

[ednygmatic]

Don't be stupid. Consuming too much alcohol doesn't shrink your liver, it increases the amount of fatty tissue on it.

But yes, you could say that.

[dweomer]

Because it's relaxing and I haven't visited my son in a few months.

His mother is down the mountain shopping.

[renegadejedi]

[He won't deny that.]

Yes. However, some causes are bigger than all of us.

[daemonized]

How odd, I never took you as the type to go wandering up mountains when you need solitude, Ignis.

[But honestly, what would he know?]

Far too regimented for that. Or is it all just a clever facade?

kenma kozume | haikyuu!!

[reluctantsetter]

1. And then out of the blue he sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
2. Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
3. Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
4. text him.

[enthusiasticapplause]

[ It's a good thing they're not Yuuri and are able to eat like this without worrying too much, huh? ]

Alright. I'll be there in a bit.

[ He should probably bring up the rest of the text at some... point.

But he shows up a little while later with two bags of food, plus drinks. His arms are full enough that he's just kicking at the door instead of knocking. ]

[boilover]

I'm still pretty drunk from last night, I can't seem to get up.

You better leave those cute birds alone.

2. Also, I'm not sorry

[inheritstheredsouls]

Against my own home country?

[ex_bronze361]

Oh, I wanna cock hop with every human I meet! They're nice and warm. It's problem, I'm trying not to marry every virginal boy I meet.

[cbag]

[ Please, Will. It helps him to not feel so inept. ]

I do not think of you at all. I would have thought you might have been used to brutal honesty.

[dangernoodle]

Or you could keep stalking him online and drive yourself crazy.

[shokola]

[He almost says that leaving Merriell alone could leave him really and truly alone. But that's not the only reason he stays, just to make sure Merriell has someone.]

He understands me too, that ain't much easier
I just don't make it so hard on people

[in_the_wind]

Whatever has got you down, I'm sure it's not that bad.

[At least she hopes not.]

Cheer up, huh?

[porkcutlet]

I'm not complaining, but why naked?

[ other than the obvious 'it's Viktor and Viktor apparently feels the need to be naked a lot' ]