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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[neverknocks]

yeah, what record are you looking at exactly? cuz it's not like i've got a dating rap sheet, unless you've been cyberstalking me, which: not cool, dude.

[epsilol]

Does it count as cyberstalking if it's all shit I got from your personal logs?

[neverknocks]

.....did i miss?

[neverknocks]

uh IT IS NOW

[phichitchu]

Good, because after last weekend I won't be stroking your anything for a long time!

[goldmedalvicturi]

Well I suppose that's one way to put it!

[azuhi]

You're welcome, [He murmured with a little smile, picking up his own bowl and chopsticks and digging in as well. He hummed happily, grateful for how good the food came out, and because he was really hungrier than he'd realized.]

Mm.. Noya?

[phichitchu]

We're good... right?

[goldmedalvicturi]

We certainly are, Phichit.

[phichitchu]

Good. Take care of Yuuri for me.

[epsilol]

You're the idiot that left all your diary entries uploaded into your suit. Also you should be thanking me since I covered up the embarrassing shit like you talking about that rash.

[neverknocks]

goddammit i thought i told d to delete that one

okay, whatever, rash business aside, i think reading my personal logs as a saga of bad decision-making is kind of a stretch.

[libercrow]

Asahi?

[ He questions in between bites of food. He's shoving food in, but stops only to ask the question before he continues to work on the food that was given to him. He likes it. It's very clear by the pleased sounds. ]

[spiral_brow]

[He was trying to distract you. Or himself. Or get his mind away from what he was currently stuck in. He didn't know.]

But I didn't get a chance to KICK your ass for your stunt. You kicked MINE. TWICE, counting when I return. So I get the chance to kick yours in return.

[It was a weird sort of logic, but it was their logic.]

[epsilol]

Uh-huh. Does that mean you think your one night stand with a douchebag merc was one of your good decisions?

[yourotherleft]

[monster logic best logic]

huh

I guess you got a point on that one. all right you get one shot to even the score and then I get to kick yours for

wait unless yuo come back fine without doing something stupid so then

DAMMIT

[neverknocks]

[ f u c k ]

did d delete ANYTHING i told him to?

[ yeah she's not talking about this with you NOPE ]

[spiral_brow]

Damn sure I get a shot at your ass! [Wait, that sounded wrong!]

[Okay, you're confusing him, now.]

I thought you wanted to kick my ass for leaving in the FIRST place?

[Sanji felt he'd ALREADY done something 'stupid', with the fight with Luffy, but like hell he was about to admit that.]

[yourotherleft]

[you and him both, cook]

I dont remember why I wanted to kick your ass but I usually have that feeling pretty much every day so we'll just go with it. you'll do something to deserve it either way.

[spiral_brow]

>: P

Well... we'll... deal with that when I get back...

[IF he got back...]

[yourotherleft]

[WHEN DAMMIT]

ya see yuo then. hurry up, Law can't cook.

[spiral_brow]

[Oh, damn. His kitchen!]

Well, at least I trust him not to mess up my kitchen or deplete all the stocks. ... Wait. Which ship did Luffy come in? Are you guys on the Sunny, or...

...shit, shit, SHIT!

[Luffy, he swears to god... He doesn't care if you save his life, if you've ruined his kitchen, he'll BUST your ass!]

[yourotherleft]

keep your pants on cook. I'm with Torao on the Heart Pirates ship. Sunny's with Luffy.

[which doesn't mean his kitchen isn't trashed but at least Zoro has nothing to do with that. That's aaaaalll Nami's fault.]

[azuhi]

[Asahi is a little flushed with the delight of the noises Noya is making; the delight, and something else he doesn't want to think about.]

After we eat, maybe we can watch a movie together..? What do you think?

[libercrow]

Ohhh, yeah~

[ He hummed between bites. He was trying not to talk with his mouth full so he could be understand. ]

That'd be fun. I have a couple of ideas.

[ He had a few in mind that he had wanted to watch, but he was carefully considering whether a horror film would be a good idea. On one hand - a great excuse to get close. On another - it could actually scare someone. ]