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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[yourotherleft]

[it's the best thing Zoro can offer him from afar. As much as he blusters and complains in front of the others, he probably gets Sanji more than anyone else does. Shh. It's a secret.]

you better be or I'll hunt you down and kill you myself. an then make Law bring you back to life so I can kill you again. [because that makes total sense]

[borschtkot]

Okay, and? Does it bother you then? That it was my first time?

[spiral_brow]

[Oddly enough, this was all very comforting to Sanji. It showed him that Zoro had faith in him to get through this, and return.]

Heh... that's a promise then, Zoro. I'd better make sure I make it to fight you. Dying's no fun.

[yourotherleft]

[he rages because he cares, really]

you damn well better not die, cook. you got too much shit to do. somebody's gotta keep Luffy fed.

[spiral_brow]

[He knows. He bickers with you because he cares, too. Not that he'd admit that]

Luffy would eat ANYTHING anyone gave him, and you know it... But I can make him the BEST food. ... And there's the All Blue, too.

[yourotherleft]

yeah see I wasn't gonna bring that up but now that you say that

[please hold for imminent ass-kicking over text]

if yuo fucking give up your damn dream for us I WILL kill you to put you out of your shitty misery. its only fair.

[spiral_brow]

[Sanji sucked in a little breath, and held it for a moment. He wasn't scared of the threat. In fact, it helped - again - to settle him and lift his spirits. He still was ready to sacrifice EVERYTHING, if it meant his nakama stayed safe, but... it was still good to know Zoro felt so strongly. About this. About everything.]

I wouldn't expect any less from you, Marimo.

...

Does that mean I get to retroactively kick YOUR ass, for attempting that yourself way back on Thriller Bark? ;)

[He couldn't help but tease, even if the rest of everything was so serious.]

[seekingmyfortune]

say goodbye to avery asshole

[goldmedalvicturi]

No, I'm not yelling. I'm sorry if it came off that way.

I'm stressed. I'm exhausted. I shouldn't take it out on you.

I don't want you two to stop being friends because of my decisions. He needs you.

[avakaido]

Good thing you were at a hospital to be revived.

Hey. Anytime. I mean, we're on the same side.

[dreamthing]

[over here bc fuck captcha]

[redsoles]

If we're talking a normal day, just breakfast and something quick in the evening. It's rare to get time to sit down and enjoy a large meal these days. If you need some hard limit? One time the King held a fifteen course banquet and only Captain Drautos and myself were able to finish it.

[iswithme]

You say that like you would listen.

How DID you end up naked and wet?

[iswithme]

I wouldn't say that to his face.

[instaham]

How is that even possible 😦😦

[instaham]

uwaa he's so good to you I'm so glad!! o 3 o are u going to take a bath togetherrrr 😘

I wasn't going to be I could

[instaham]

I always have fun hanging out with you ⭐️🏆⭐️🏆⭐️🏆⭐️

Maybe i can come visit in the off season?

[instaham]

PICS! o3o

nope no idea let me double check twitter

r u going to keep it?

[rebelintelligence]

Just not something I ever thought I was cut out for myself. So not regret as much as disbelief. Or something in between.

[instaham]

uwaaa you're inhuman!

Don't hurt yourself, Yuuri would panic if you did.

[instaham]

Because it could be fun? Y not try it?

& if u haven't tried how can u know its not a talent? hmmm?

[resistencia]

Sounds like you need to hang aroudn more often then, is what I'm hearing.

I mean, look, no one was ever exactly having weekly orgies. It only really takes one extra person to make a group.

[resistencia]

Oh, Captain Andor, you gentle, naive, tall ewok.

[buyeverything]

So does that mean I shouldn't order you any Chinese? I was going to put in your usual.

[Sure, Sam. Sure. You're leaving. Right. Uh huh.]

[avoirfaim]

[ Will, you better understand that this is the ultimate show of his undying love. Just the thought of all that grease makes his delicate tummy turn. ]

I am sure that it will be a memorable experience.