brokeassgoing: (Default)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-01-09 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
DONT DRILL ME LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE
wontgraham: (Default)

[personal profile] wontgraham 2017-01-09 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[1/2] nope. actual name. in the basement of the building i work in. i wasn't amused.

[2/2] volvo c70, license plate vbk-3778.

ill pass you gas $. thanks for this
littlepriest: (✩ eight)

[personal profile] littlepriest 2017-01-09 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[1/3] How many kids is that?

[2/3] Yeah, I've had a lot of rehabilitation, you could call it. I can't say I'm back to 100% though, but I guess lucky for me you don't know how I used to be to compare my current self to.

[3/3] apparently it is, if it's so interesting that it's got you hiding underneath a table and texting me in desperation. Do you need me to ride up on a motorcycle and kidnap haul you off?
phichitchu: (default waving)

[personal profile] phichitchu 2017-01-09 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
You know I meant it as a joke! I don't think of him that way. Actually... I'm kind of jealous he makes you happier than anyone else.
ulaulakahuna: (Loves Secrecy)

[personal profile] ulaulakahuna 2017-01-09 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
1 who is this supposed friend of yours
2 where did you get this goat
3 where were my cats during all this
4 did you clean up the blood? Because I see no blood
littlepriest: (Default)

[personal profile] littlepriest 2017-01-09 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[1/3] well if you lie all the time, then there's no mystery. Also you're not a great liar.

[2/3] oh, was I meant to use the more politically correct statement, trauma-enduced repellant to sexual activity? Doesn't really sound as badass for a biker as "I cut my own dick off to asphyxiate a child molester to death while I was in jail" which was what I was hoping to go for.

[3/3] thanks for your assurance.
kingfuckboy: (pic#10912782)

[personal profile] kingfuckboy 2017-01-09 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
it's appreciated, kitten~

[ He'll return the favor, a picture of his neck, red marks all over. ]

keep those claws sharp
littlepriest: (Default)

[personal profile] littlepriest 2017-01-09 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[1/2] He doesn't display them every time...and some aren't similar at all. I think he used to just use them privately for his paraphilia, but I think he developed an interest in making a display of them only after getting comfortable with his craft.

But other than that, I'm not sure. I think it's the phenomena that something taboo becomes appealing. It's like some kind of nihilistic paganism. But I'm not a key criminal profiler, and I'm not a psychologist. That's more your area.

[2/2] I have copies of all I need, that's been filled up until now. Guess I'm going to have to start keeping files of my own... But I feel like I have other things coming back up on me recently.
trashgoblin: (grin)

[personal profile] trashgoblin 2017-01-09 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[1/3] I'm the youngest. Of five. Thank god I was there to convince them to stop making any more.

[2/3] Is it that much worse than before? Or you just don't want anyone else being able to judge you with any sense of correctness?

[3/3] Rust did you just offer to give my mother a heart attack? I'm not going to say NO to you putting on some tight jeans and a leather jacket and hauling up to the house. Can you just wear a wife beater underneath and maybe accidentally let it ride up over the bottom of your abs a bit?
brokeassgoing: (cry more bitch)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-01-09 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
1 someone i work with
2 i have no idea it wasnt my goat
3 BEING FUCKING USELESS MEMBERS OF SOCIETY
4 well the cats sure didnt help with that
bringbackgold: (pic#10855573)

[personal profile] bringbackgold 2017-01-09 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Let me know. I'll make sure things are cleaned up before you come over.
goldmedalvicturi: (melancholy chin hand)

[personal profile] goldmedalvicturi 2017-01-09 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
No, no. You have fun. I just want you to have someone there when you're ready to come home.
knockon: (2)

[personal profile] knockon 2017-01-09 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Come now, show a little respect, Mr. President. It's President Underwood. Let's not dally around with being rude.

[ It's easy to manipulate the people of South Carolina into doing what he wants. ]
goldmedalvicturi: (Default)

[personal profile] goldmedalvicturi 2017-01-09 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Me too. Lets just take the time to fix things.
trashgoblin: (smile)

[personal profile] trashgoblin 2017-01-09 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[1/3] Why am I not allowed to have any fun?? And I am too a good liar. You've just never seen me needing to lie.

[2/3] I can't even tell if you're fucking with me or if you're really that behind the times. Anyway, Mr Hardass Biker, please don't ever asphyxiate anyone with your dick, just use something else. Save that dick for later.

[3/3] And the way it dries in a white splotchy line from your mouth? Totally hot.
borschtkot: (phone)

[personal profile] borschtkot 2017-01-09 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Don't tempt me to file them into points. I don't think you'd have much skin left.

You want anything else while I'm taking requests?
phichitchu: (sad fayse)

[personal profile] phichitchu 2017-01-09 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
You're so casual about this! Why is this so easy for you? It's your fault he found out from someone else!

[Hurt Phichit is hurt.]
borschtkot: (profile smile)

[personal profile] borschtkot 2017-01-09 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Alright! I'll bring some kitten kibble.
iamthelordthygod: (as the battle raged higher)

[personal profile] iamthelordthygod 2017-01-09 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ So it seems! Jed notes, a little irately. ]

As opposed to dallying around being manipulative and narcissistic, is that it?

[ It seems Jed-boy done left his chill at home today. ]
unrecognizable: (➹ stepped back from the brink)

[personal profile] unrecognizable 2017-01-09 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
You were never a freak, Kara. Asking kids to understand that isn't easy. That doesn't mean you deserved it...you didn't. And x ray vision problems or no, I like the glasses. Understanding you is just...you make it easy. Being so sincere and honest. I don't care how, I don't know, cheesy it is to say, you're always going to fit in with me. You're incredibly durable, hot and immune to allergies. That's not a bad combination.

It did, because they made Thea see it too, and she was heartbroken over having to leave. For that alone, I wanted to make them pay. I was almost married in mine...we never actually got the ceremony. As far as the League went, no there wasn't choice or love involved, it was 'Marry my daughter and take my place or Star City burns to the ground'. More...I didn't want you to find out later, from anyone else. There's only one person I'm willing to give any kind of forever to. And I may have grinned just a little at you getting to punch the man who did that to you. Another challenge, huh? I want to see how much fun it use we can go thru then.

Because I want to, and because I have better motivation than at any other penny in my life. Being happy still feels a little foreign sometimes but...I'm getting used to it, with you. Cherry cheesecake, I'm definitely remembering that for the future whenever I make you mad ;) I don't think I'd be able to get enough of you in even two hours.

I should feel bad about leaving you that way, but I don't. Since you've done it to me. Even if I went home right now, I'd still be thinking about you.
dontneedluck: (gear)

[personal profile] dontneedluck 2017-01-09 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be so willing to follow you if I didn't like you ....Chirrut liked you first.

Are they sending you imagines of body parts for sale perhaps?
knockon: (5)

[personal profile] knockon 2017-01-09 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
A man likes to hear his accomplishments, sometimes.

Besides, a little respect is certainly nothing, isn't it? Give a little, get alittle, that's what my father used to say.


[ His father used to say a lot of things. Most of is was bullshit, of course, it it always made for a good story. ]
kestreldawn: (what do you mean?)

[personal profile] kestreldawn 2017-01-09 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well, then I am grateful for Chirrut -- and for your faith in him. And that you were willing to give me a chance.

Oh, I hadn't considered that. But why would they want to rid themselves of their -- you know.
goldmedalvicturi: (melancholy chin hand)

[personal profile] goldmedalvicturi 2017-01-09 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Its not easy for me.

It is my fault, and I'm sorry. I told Yuuri he shouldn't be angry with you.
libercrow: (pic#10885978)

[personal profile] libercrow 2017-01-09 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
it wouldn't matter if i did anyway!