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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

[of_no_consequence]

Do you think I'm going to do something awful to it? Honestly, what kind of monster do you think I am?

[libraelementia]

[ It is a misfire. Too easy a mistake while using voice-to-text. ]

The cookies will be fine. A little lumpy perhaps. I'll try not to fall off the mountain.

[protecting]

lily boy? that's the worst you've got? now i kinda feel bad for calling you tink

[shokola]

No
It was worse

I'm sorry but I didn't mean to send this to you

[animalprint]

[HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED. except he gets food out of this misfire so- mission... accomplished??]

everything on it!! except onions

large fries



can i have a milkshake?

K2SO | Rogue One

[k2so]

1. You can apologize later, when you mean it.

2.If you appoint me as leader, you do realize you’re going to have to listen to what I say.

3. Oh...This is where I give you advice and pretend you're going to listen to it. I like this part.

4. It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."

[animalprint]

DAMN IT ITS A REALLY GOOD PIC TOO

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[wauuu]

his name was also Chris!!

[bespin]

I imagine by that point you were trying to escape at every opportunity.

[libraelementia]

And you are aware his birthday is tomorrow?

[crack]

Are you embarrassed by him?

[padadin]

I do trust your word, princess. We're just having a bit of trouble coping with it.

[boilover]

Nah, I'd sooner pay someone to do it for me.

Violins are for wusses and frenchmen.

[antiquites]

Are you perchance on the verge of suffering from a sudden case of cocklust then?

[dweomer]

I'm not being sarcastic. I'm about as baked as the cookies are going to be.

[libraelementia]

You can pay for it like everyone else. No stealing.

blackbeard; rainbow 6 seige

[udt]

1. I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.

2. cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.

3. going to spend my cab money on more alcohol and just take the ambulance home

4. [text him!]

[enthusiasticapplause]

Got it.

Chocolate?

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[soyourefast]

Now, that does sounds like an experience. Where did you find so many bubble wrap? Or were you standing?

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[porkcutlet]

when was this decided...?

[dangernoodle]

[ Listen, you know how he gets when he's had too much to drink. ]

Do you really think so? (◕‿◕)

[ratkingcole]

give it time, lily boy. itll eat atcha

anywya where is this bar you wanna punch a dude at? ill come if your buyin the drinks

[catchacold]

Sure, inspire dreams and then crush them. Now I know how the polar bears feel.

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[murdocksboy]

Where I come from we call that Communion wine.

[shokola]

No it ain't that, I swear
He takes a long time to warm to someone and it ain't easy to wait it out
People don't understand him

I do, but I had more time than anyone but his blood