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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[redsoles]

We have a problem, and I am not talking about a "red, purple, all the same to me" kind of issue at hand. How much do you value your reputation, Chancellor?

[musicinmotion]

I'm pretty sure you're talking about yourself right now! Or Victor. Or even Chris!

[herbsandstuff]

I don't really know.

[latebloomingeros]

Oh good

Wait, instagram?!

[trashgoblin]

[1/2] I'd say I can understand that...but then what if I was lying? Oh snap!

[2/2] Well i AM jerking you around, we just established that they're jealous about that. I think it's that you're tall, dark and mysterious and YUP very exotic as a hard-drinking biker boy who doesn't want to pay to play with them. They keep talking about what kinky shit you must be into, I think they're under the impression you're either a) asexual or b) into such heavy shit that you've got a completely different kind of hooker you're already visiting.

I didn't want to ruin your mystique by telling them you drool when you pass out after doggy style sex.

[pensee]

You don't tire of the Prefects baths?

[ and, as promised, pansy forwards a tantalizing photo of herself, still somehow artful and classy because that's just her. aesthtic matters, from her silver headband to the thigh high socks still on her feet. ]

I SAW IT ON TUMBLR YEARS AGO AND NOW IT'S SEARED INTO MY BRAIN. S U F F E R

[nepharious]

it's only assault if you object! why do you hate GLITTER???

yes because /I/ get to make short jokes. [he should be able to feel the intensity of her eye roll] NO WILL. IT'S BECAUSE HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SHIT you're killing me here

(marijus is a secretary bird btw I decided)

YES! They do free samples! its true tho they're stupid expensive but there's after christmas sales and stuff

Asuka // Senran Kagura // F/F for shippy/smutty/etc. (OTA for misfires!)

[cloakedinshadows]

1. I don't need romance, I need futomaki.

2. I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay.

3. I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina.

4. WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?

5. Text her.

[reserved_cook]

A trick? One could make that assumption, yes. You didn't take any photos of my...body at all? Please say you didn't.

[ladyofthorns]

Why?

[23wishes]

i've got time

[azuhi]

Um.. so don't tell him I told you this, but... remember that time you said bald guys are hot? He's had a crush on you ever since.

[gladiusdomini]

You're right. Think it was something much worse.

[He smiled.]

That's ok. Big guys shouldn't pick on girls. Makes them much smaller than they really are.

[libercrow]

I don't know either.

I think he said he plays soccer or something.

[ He laughs. ]

Heh, I was just talking to them. It was fun.

you did this, you set this up

[nepharious]

how did I forget the FISHING CARDS

I accept this gesture son

[coldhard]

seriously fuck THose guys

[celare]

You're the one who won't accept help when it's offered to you.

Is this a pride thing?

[azuhi]

No, you're hiding something! Something that you have in common with Daichi!

[reserved_cook]

You can die in two inches of water. Be careful.

[azuhi]

Okay. I'm coming to the fort now!

[reserved_cook]

Indeed it was. I wouldn't mind repeating said procedure but under a little more duress this time.

[impegno]

You stay in the mainland more than I do these days. You hear more things than they'd tell a Don, too.

I'm just saying, keep an ear out for me. Be a friend.

[bringbackgold]

I don't know, exactly. I suspect it followed me.

I think I am going to keep... her.

[reserved_cook]

I am just talking about vegetables that make me rather...energetic. Hot foods cause me to have....a rise in my sexual desire might I say.

[unaffluent]

Ok