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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[musicinmotion]

ゞ◎Д◎ヾ

[givingyoulip]

Yeah, well ... that's why I'm here.

[sharktrash]

because nobody fucking asked you to

i will not pay for the food if you decide to feed stray cats all by yourself

i will not suck your dick if you randomly buy me a ferrari

i will not pay you for deciding to be a fucking knight in white armor on your own accord. the varia will reimburse the money spent, and that's it

[givingyoulip]

it's our thanksgiving tradition

[sreuqcal]

That sounds very... grim.

I'm pretty accustomed to that. I guess this is one case where it would be warranted. Not that I'd ever set out to sabotage someone's business. That doesn't seem very friendly.

[ Let's just say Axel is a pretty wise person. Also, Magnus wouldn't want to hand over an unfortunate prediction, not to Axel! Not on this subject. It seems like... a sort spot. A little.

Understandably so, too. Magnus knows a little about having a complicated love life. ]

Basically married? Is that so? [ Where in the...

No, never mind. Not asking!

For those who can't predict the future, the present really is all there is to hold onto, right? ]

[talkshitcanthit]

Awesome, omw

[she is a polite anarchist and knocks at the door of the woman whom she and her robot are about to take to poundtown. it's called romance. she's put on a lovely new outfit that's actually pretty old for her and would have no problems if those fishnets ended up ripped to shreds. that was the fun thing about digistructing.]

Victor Nikiforov | Yuri! on Ice | OTA

[goldmedalvicturi]

1: Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested

2: You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage

3: I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..

4: Text him!

4

[musicinmotion]

I need to ask you something and I would really appreciate honesty.

Re: psh i love it

[orderauthority]

Surely it's not that bad...

[verbile]

it counts when your boyfriend is a smart man who prefers safety to life endangering sex and you love him very much.

also: how is road head not an aspirational activity? it's top tier bucket list material.

[revlon]

[ — uh no what don't be ridiculous ]

In my handbag?

[latebloomingeros]

Oh thank god, you had me worried that I'd forgotten some other party, too

I apologize for anything strange you might have witnessed...

[darkhorrse]

Why were you carrying it around?

[ Otabek does not understand why you thought it necessary to carry something like that on you in the first place. ]

[bloodbanker]

Look, no, you can't have it both ways.

Either you want to do it and you accept the risk, or you don't and the list item goes forever unticked.

You only get one.

Yuri Plisetsky | Yuri! on Ice | OTA

[borschtkot]

1:I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.

2:yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances

3: If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.

4: Text Him!

[itchtokill]

Yes.

And?

[goldmedalvicturi]

Duck is delicious!

1/2

[soldado]

you took my wallet?

[goldmedalvicturi]

Yuuri~

Okay?

2/2

[soldado]

no wonder that hand in my back pocket felt familiar

[musicinmotion]

Did you sleep with Phichit?

[musicinmotion]

It is but I'm not going to raise a duck then eat it!

[fingertats]

the getting high and falling down the stairs part too?

[paragonbrosca]

...was that my fault or not? I know I said something about how everything was always so drab and needed to be lived up a bit. But I'm not sure how that translated to the poor bronto or why pink.

[thequitecontrary]

[ooc: this really depends on her canon point/verse, but on average..]

Three. Not quite 'bad', per say, simply more than most upper class ladies have seen.