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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[knockon]

Or maybe they thought that he'd be a nice surprise.

[ You can very nearly hear the southern drawl in that. ]

Well, actually, I don't know what's worse. Being potentially caught for having an affair with an Olympian or the fact that the Service couldn't keep him out.

Maybe he's just that talented. He might be able to see himself out just as stealthily.

[rekt]

ppl tryin 2 b my friend 9/10 times want smth from me
and im not a giving person
sry, did i come off as trying at nice???
miscommunication



when he stops calling me a clone ill think abt it

[sexysuccubus]

What other response could I give that you'd accept?

[rekt]

bc i want them???

[yourotherleft]

[now he's just being a dick to be a dick]

I thought we weren't counting costs and keeping tallies?

shit, Nami, you really think I'm that awful?

[sageness]

So high, drunk, and bought with sex. And I'm still honestly considering it. If I had an inner child, she would be so disappointed with me.

Well, if nothing else, thank him for setting a bar of sorts for me. I thought I knew what too far was. Now I'm truly enlightened.

[mumistheword]

Don't mention it.

Also, I think you were still taking pictures.

[ Just enjoy your camera's memory to help with that hangover. He'll bring you water and food in a little bit. ]

[sageness]

You say that like I actually have a choice most times. You usually accept for me.

fjdsklfdsa weeps :'| so many of the threads i got here are so golden, im so pleased

[rekt]

then its a good thing its my friend thats naked and wet and not me

get ur mind outta the gutter, clarke

[bloodbanker]

It doesn't come off easily, it's been worn I don't know how many times— besides. Once is a kink. Five times is a burgeoning fetish, and not one I share.

What have you seen that's worse?

I know, I know. I bring this on myself. I should stick to guys from the math department. Although that has its pitfalls too, let me tell you.

[talkshitcanthit]

Little of both. He doesn't exist unless I digistruct him up, so I kind of have to be there, but he's got a mostly-full auto mode for things like this.

I mean honestly I've never done a three-way with him and me and someone else either. Not really sure of the best way to handle that.

[sexysuccubus]

True. But I promise we'll have a fun time at the convention! They won't even recognize who you are when we arrive.

(Not at first.)

[toocutetokill]

[ Wow, can he not ask such loaded questions?! Having a heart to heart with the resident moron wasn't on her to do list for the day. ]

Yes.

[ No. ]

[sageness]

...you'd come over and obliterate me even if we didn't go, wouldn't you?

[Yup, she's giving up]

[iamthelordthygod]

Oh, for the love of-

[ Thisclose to throwing his phone across the room. ]

I should hope he can see himself out. If he sees himself back in I'll either have to have him arrested or inducted into Special Forces.

[ulaulakahuna]

Crackers? Don't go too overboard, you only destroyed one of my most important appliances.

Now are you going to tell me what in the hell you did or not?

[criticalmass]

Why am I not surprised that that's something he has an auto mode for?

It will be an adventure for both of us, then. Is there any time that would be best for me to join you?

[yourotherleft]

[so much for silly texting about hair on fire?]

takes one to know one

[he's sure she's lying, though. mostly sure. about 85% sure.]

[themanofiron]

does.

he even signed it after i explained that you didn't know how to ask for an autograph.
i mean, he thought it was kinda weird, but you know steve. he signed it, anyway.

[sreuqcal]

That's quite a laundry list. No pun intended, of course.

Some costumes have props.

Are those pitfalls perhaps math puns? Or is it something else that has you choosing art over science?

[im_ironman]

Alright, if you say so.

No problem.

Spoilsport. Just let me know when I can drop by, and I'll clear my schedule.

[lupine314]

If that is how you would do it. I think that's rather unimaginative and beneath you, though.

That chocolate is for medicinal purposes.

And pure sugar is definitely bad for you.

[reginamariposa]

My my! Inner child is one thing but your inner educator! Have you ever considered being a supervillain instead? Educational wise of course.

I'd love to admit this is the lowest but I can't do that. So think about that.

[trombones]

i cant guarantee i wont do it with him but

do you really want me to livetext how hard your kids party

[perfectedfreeze]

whatre you talking about remi, why cant i keep talking when im between your-

oh oh oh OH I GET IT, you mean like between between your legs

is that a challenge