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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[defiantely]

shoot me a msg I want to see it :)

[bloodbanker]

I don't just mean to sleep in, Magnus.

[alltheway]

[He inwardly sighs because he's in a meeting she's not part of. But he sneakily takes a picture of himself half smiling and sends it to her.]

[iamthelordthygod]

[ Just imagine the most exasperated handwavy gestures on the other end of the line. ]

I didn't snag him, he got drunk at the Team USA reception and somehow managed to wander past what is supposed to be an impenetrable Secret Service perimeter.

Ron says there'll be a review of protocol after this.

[notonmywatch]

[ he is absolutely going to embarrass himself. and yet ]

I hear a lot of talk. Is that all you got left these days?

[criticalmass]

So when he's, you know-'with' somebody, is that all programmed? Or do you give him orders?

[ Since she'd said he wasn't quite a 'toy-' was that more about his functions, or his behavior? ]

[sreuqcal]

Oh, I didn't either....

[themanofiron]

does.

soooo.. i should take down the captain america poster i put up in your lab?

[bloodbanker]

Then wouldn't it depend on the costume?

[criticalmass]

I can't wait. Just let me know if my fingers start crackling-don't want to give away that we know.

[ Honestly, if it wasn't for the fact Li-Ming couldn't have been further in personality from jedi or sith, her powers might have made it easy to mistake her for the latter when it came to lightning. ]

[sreuqcal]

Good point. What was it again? Not that I'm trying to be nosy.

[made_of_stars]

[She still has the tendency to be difficult, and she knows it, but in the grand scheme of things, she could've asked for worse.] Lovely. And I can't wait to have you all to myself to see it in person. Until then, pay attention, I will be here when you're done.

[aheroofjustice]

(She gasped and moaned loudly, grinning excitedly at seeing Alkaid's slutty smile, her lolling tongue and her eyes roll back and go white. Her hips smacked and bucked harder against hers, Sayaka holding the phone up toward her face so she'd get a clear view of her expression.)

Ohhh, yeah~! That's it, my slutty bimbo! Go on and tell them how much you love being my bimbo...how much you love it when I make you cum again and again~

(Sayaka's free hand moved down to bounce and play with one of Alkaid's bouncing tits, rolling her nipple around eagerly before switching to the other one, not leaving it alone. She knew it wouldn't be too much longer before her lover erupted in her first orgasm.)

[thedogfather]

oh dear. that sounds far less enjoyable than building a pillow fort while in the buff.

apologies though, im afraid i have no high heels to my name, otherwise i would be more than happy to suffer with you to ease your own pain. feel free to imagine im wearing them, however. ill play along

[rekt]

1: oh. ok
2: do u even kno me???
3: no, ull do it wrong. no1 touches the fort til i can c str8 again
4: i knw, its rly annoying. i need 2 get fat

[thedogfather]

you mean you WANT me to list all the things about myself that i find irresistible and amazing? are you feeding my arrogance and ego, mr moony?

look, chocolate is at least very easy to come by. i could get you chocolate any time you want, chocolate of all sorts. in fact, youve got five pounds of chocolate at home right now

how much cotton candy do i have at home? none at all. not a single wisp of delicate, sugary sweetness

[sexysuccubus]

What makes you think your panties would come with a vibrator shoved inside them? I'd never do that to you!

(She had. Lots of times.)

[reginamariposa]

I don't doubt your skill but you might need some assistance from a little green plant.

My husband is a very passionate man. That's all I can say.

[bloodbanker]

HAMLET.

IT'S NOT EVEN A SEXY COSTUME.

I'm done with theater majors. Seriously, this is the last time.

[sageness]

Ah yes. Being cute. Of course that'd be your response.

[mumistheword]

Once in a lifetime opportunity, apparently.

[imperfectphoto]

Well! Thanks for getting me down there!

I don't remember anything, but thanks!

[voiceprint]

doesn't.

you better be joking or else you're in for it when i get back.

[scarlet_devil]

Ugh, no. I like you better when you're between my legs and unable to keep up this nonsense.

[sreuqcal]

Some people would find it sexy. Shakespeare was quite a charmer.

Also, I'm afraid I'm going to stick with my original statement. Much, much worse things.

I can't help you with the last part, unfortunately.