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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

[reginamariposa]

They'd certainly sleep well!

It can be fun to fool them, but nothing's as great as really sticking it to them.

[see_the_stars]

You're about to get your chance. The one on the right just gestured to another - it looks like he might try to head toward the bar, but wheel toward you. And when he does, all bets are off.

[yourotherleft]

[because dumb and bullheaded...]

bullshit you don't. then cancel my debt already.

[shadowblends]

maybe i just haven't drank enough. a friend of mine has talked about drugs, but ... no.

good idea.

i feel no shame at all! anything in particular you like?

[He is, too. Not as often as a speedster, but every three to four hours? That ends up being a pretty decent amount of food consumption.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh yes. I am quite certain it would be.

[AKA for fixing his own headache!! Named Rincewind!!]

Have you suddenly developed an allergy to water? Flush yourself out first.

my money's on both

[enthusiasticapplause]

But you were willing to talk to her about...

[ Vague... hand motion... ]

Cheeseburgers.

[ He's just going to settle into a spot to sit and unwrap his burger to start digging in. ]

[scarlet_devil]

What. No!

This needs bricks and mortar.

[persistentdawn]

[She melted into that kiss, squealing as though it were the most sensational thing she'd ever felt. Wrapping her arms and legs around Sayaka as she was laid down against the bed, clutching at her until she pulled away, turned the camera on, and let Alkaid do her thing.

Another programmed instinct was to turn into a complete slut when on camera. Her hands snapped up and tore open her top, breasts bouncing free on camera as she squeezed them and brought them up to her lips, sucking eagerly on her hard nipples as she bucked and rolled her hips up against Sayaka]

Uwaaaa~ Hi everyone! It's your favorite whore, Alkaid! My sexy mistress Sayaka promised to turn me into a drooling, broken mess, isn't that great~ Aaah, I can't wait to be braindead and fucked stupid! Please watch me turn into a slutty whore everyone~ Peace!

[She flashed the peace sign, a big, erotic smile on her face, glazed over eyes and panting desperately as she stared into the camera's red light.]

[wizzardly]

I would but you see it's in the kitchen and I'm all the way upstairs trying to stop the keep the room from swaying and the Luggage is being a prat about fetching me things.

[isrose]

Yeah, you heard me. You, me, right into the thick of things together. Don't worry, I'd keep you safe. That's what a safe word is for.

[Okay, she's totally fucking with her at this point]

[logicals]

Blowing the candles out is a ridiculous tradition steeped in a ludicrous fallacy that
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Is there strawberry jam in the middle?
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[thedogfather]

we'll see. only if i get smashed enough. having a good night?

[devilinhereyes]

Is that how you justify it to yourself so you can sleep at night?

[sageness]

Oh good. Maybe they'd stop sleeping in class then. The benefits keep stacking.

This is beginning to sound like I'm plotting out a mid life crisis.

[perfectedfreeze]

cmooon, thats so boring. do the mud and sparkly rocks! do it! sparkle devil mansion! youll be the talk of the town1

[notgettingyoucoffee]

Thank you , Kara. Though there is a reason I tend to be behind the computer for most missions. The air travel made me really sick to my stomach, I'm much better suited for remote work.

That is so sweet but sad. I'm sure she will be forever greatful if you can bring him home. I'll do what I can to help. Superman, huh? I can't wait to see him. If he's related to you he must have a great heart as well!

I will let the others know. Things can get pretty dark on our earth. I know Barry and Cisco have made trips to other worlds before to visit, it might give Oliver and the others some perspective and hope for us if we see how the other worlds live. I would love to meet your family, if they are half as kind as you they'd still be fantastic.

[youd regret that, I'm sure.] Yes I was heart broken to hear about that as well. Harry HAS suffered so much yet he is one of the kindest hearted people I've ever met. It's an inspiration, really . He finds hope no matter how dark it gets. Barry has all of us supporting him, now you as well. He is very well loved.

I would happily let you hit him as much as you'd want if we could only find him.

I would really love it if we could eat some ice cream and watch movies in our jammies one night, I could really use that type of R&R. I'm really glad to have met you, Kara. Truly.

[amanofhonor]

I sleep just fine,

[slightlyoffchilt]

Is this why you keep relatively sober? So people won't find you unbearable?

It would be a logical tactic.

[reginamariposa]

I will always drink to that!

[starrycrow]

Well, that's true, I do trust them. I still wonder why they split us up, but I'm sure they'll tell us. I still can't believe Tanaka-senpai called dibs haha

[windchafing]

Your life sounds pretty rough. How are you doing now?

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[knockon]

[ There's only so many things one could do with an Olympian in bed. Like his father used to say: You can't just slaughter the prize pig without showing it off a little first. ]

Please tell me you showed a little decorum and didn't sow your wild oats.

[thedogfather]

only your very favorite person in the world, of course. do i need to remind you?

no idea. but i'll figure it out. you can help.

[battleshot]

they're actually not that bad...

uh... sure you don't wanna see them first?

just so you know what happened last night?

I mean, I'll still delete them.

maybe

[sageness]

Just last week, I received an invitation to a convention dedicated to my "having fun". There is a convention for it now. That's how I can call it "ruining" me.