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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

[oldmamabear]

Sounds reasonable. And I can hardly deal with what's popular nowadays. It seems bottle flipping is the hottest thing now for God knows what reason.

III

[magical_caretaker]

((ooc: Please be gentle with a new muse.))

If the mug did blow up, is first aid necessary?

[notonmywatch]

[ Wishing things were different is literally the definition of regret. ]

She's a good kid.

[ Because she doesn't bottle flip like a hoodlum. Also for the whole strong soldier thing. ]

At least throwing water bottles around is close to a real game. Have you heard of the mannequin competition thing they're doing?

[combatdoc]

You can tell that to the next car that runs you over.

[lalilulequack]

It usually isn't the first choice, no.

We're not "The Blob," so even if we can get most things in our stomach it probably isn't for the best.

[asustame]

I know you're really proud to be an outlaw and all but I'm supposed to remain anonymous.

But I gotta admit it was fun when you screamed "yee haw" at the top of your lungs while throwing half full cans of beer at their cars

[epsilol]

Nope, sorry. I don't swing that way.

[ Not for Tucker, anyways. ]

[of_no_consequence]

It's rather funny, I think. This whole conversation, I've been open and honest. And now, I have this strange feeling that you're lying to me.

You can't have looked through the whole thing, after all.

And why would you ask for them if you didn't want to know what they were?

[bamf_tumbleweeds]

And when was the last time you had anything from my flask? It's not that bad Ana.

[see_the_stars]

That might make them suspicious of us. They should be. They've got no idea what they're up against.

hehe! ^_^v

[toocutetokill]

It was only twice by ACCIDENT!!!

[ The rest were on purpose. Duh. ]

HOW DOES THAT EVEN COMPARE?!?! I hope you burned your eyebrows off again!!!!

[reuknighted]

Should I be insulted?

When/where is this going down?

[newrecipe]

A short drive, if we don't mind leaving our friends behind.
In some respect, it might be better to ensure that the Regalia is as far away from them as possible before one of them gets the bright idea to put themselves behind the wheel.

sherlock who taught you to talk

[logicals]

It was but a blip on an otherwise immaculate expanse of travel
SH

[yourotherleft]

SHUT UP it wasn't my eyebrows dammit!

Usopp needs to stop leaving his shit around where some guys like to have a drink

[helpline]

Good! Because I get way more than enough of that in my travels, so it'll be nice to do something more relaxed.

[eatmyflames]

Bitch? Ohh now it's really on, dickhead.

[logicals]

I don't know. Should you be?

10pm, probably. Ish.
SH

mycroft probably

[combatdoc]

Fuck's sake, you're already high aren't you.

[phichitchu]

All of the time. But that's part of what makes him fun to be around.

I'm pretty sure he has a crush on you, though. Or Viktor. Or both? I can't really tell.

Abigail Hobbs | Hannibal

[windchafing]

1. I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.

2. If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?

3. You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.

4. (Text her!)

[oldmamabear]

Please. My life might not be normal, but calling it weird it a stretch.

[ Dubious given that most people don't end up taking a bullet to the skull and going into hiding for years only to emerge at the most opportune time. ]

it's all his fault. blame him

[logicals]

I mean, in the grand scheme of things, aren't we all high?
SH

[reuknighted]

It's you, so yeah.

I'll be there at 9.

[notonmywatch]

[ It's that second one. But then, takes one to know one.

...Okay, 76 is willing to accept McCree would bring him brownies, questionable ones, probably just to see how he'll react. But coffee, too? What's next, a bottle of Jack? A sundae with a cherry on top? ]

What's the catch?