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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

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[mahoukillabro]

It's called vodka.

[brokeassgoing]

if it makes you feel any better




there are no dead bodies involved??

[fearless_sightless]

Three questions. I will not get mad. Then your turn. How about that?

[forcewilling]

The Force works in mysterious ways.

You would make a blind man get his own bread?! How could you!

[ Followed by: ]

I can manage on my own, Baze. I will get us bread.

[proteusmoon]

Um.

[ Five minutes later, you can practically hear her voice go tiny through the text. ]

I will buy you food. But I don't want to be a chew toy.

nicee, did the same, but with moscow mules

[meticulousness]

Depends on the food. Some places do it better. What about all those transplants you're putting out of business by being so stubborn?

He's a casualty in sparing myself from the explicit details of your upcoming love affair.

[thegoodbad]

It's not going to eat you.

Just open a window and it'll fly back out eventually.

[itswhoopasstime]

Everyone can find something. You must have something good going for you!

/chokes laughing

[themanofiron]

[ Oh SHIT ]

Kinda, yeah.

No problem?

Sorry for the surprise uh text.

[boogiewoogie]

im just acting jealous

[wallman]

[But they could always get more!]

I have absolutely no idea. [He has every idea.]

I was just checking your sanity. You passed.

[rekt]

what part of helping ur suicide mission was me being a dick???

whatever man nevermind. the two of you have had ur heads shoved up each others asses since we landed here. i know what i did and what i didnt do, and how much better off ive been since getting away from u nutjobs

how many of the 100 are left now? 60? 50?

Dutch Velders | The Strain

[curiousnotmalicious]

1. ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode

2. Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.

3. Damn victory sex feels great

4. Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.

5. (text her!)

[photogaffe]

he's gasping

see i don't think you thought this through

[littlemissfutility]

but he might be Concerned to maggie about it
plant identification's a good skill
we should go out and find some
five leaves right

[linefacingforever]

I do that for charity. The envelops and translating have been helping with the cat food expense.

[supravietui]

[ WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS ]

davy.

[notaflashfan]

I really should stop answering your texts, for my own sanity's sake. Too bad for me you are far too intriguing.

[novembercities]

that'd be a difficult argument to make so you're probably making the right choice there.

i haven't been on a boat in years. the lack of anywhere to run doesn't appeal to me. i assume you enjoy it?

it's not. it's tiresome and requires a lot of information gathering, which requires a lot of talking, wasted money, or physical altercations. a mark once broke my wrist with a bathroom stall door.

hopefully you don't have a bounty on your head. even if you did, you're safe. thank the wine.

[littlemissfutility]

:o0
THAT'S gasping

[hext]

it wasn't me
i was on the moon
i was dead at the time

nooo should have replied sooner! perils of west coast livin (no dying, just deep embarrassmen it is)

[scarlethour]

[ she can and it brings her endless joy! ]

Maybe you would
It is good story....
But shooting is not needed

Yet

[eatmyflames]

J, sweetie, have I ever told you just how much I love you?

[Kiss ass? Why yes he is. Share the damned sweet cotton, Jules!]

[dorkvader]

It's called a latte. Double espresso.

[rekt]

is this the 'but u dont have any friends, murphy' part?
come on
lets hear it
we all know u want 2