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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[notaflashfan]

I think you know exactly what you're doing to me right now, Doctor. You're a tease.

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[boogiewoogie]

that wasnt a bag of doritos ┐(´ー｀)┌

[musicinmotion]

WHAT?!

[littlemissfutility]

:o)
(still a nose)

[coldhard]

You clearly haven't been inside my head.
I hope it's just the long distance keeping us apart. [ 'cause he would not be so considerate, in her position ]

[norms]

it's always complicated
doesn't make it less true though

you're the one texting me so you obviously have something you want to say
i'm listening right now [ But he's also not there, so it probably doesn't count. ]

[shirks]

im asking if you feel heavier lately
its ok if you are
you can burn it off by sleeping too

[herbsandstuff]

You already said TMI. I'm not saying anything more!

[worn_wings]

ask ur sister

[sweetgeorgiapeach]

You seem so proud that you've stolen all my fun. You're not even doing the drunk part right.

[siriusno]

There's more to him than meets the eye, even if he is a bit thick. Though perhaps I'm the only one who sees it.

I really ought to get my head checked.

[notonmywatch]

I'd ask you to dinner. Maybe the movies.

And I wouldn't use any meat innuendo to do it, either.

[herbsandstuff]

Don't be so rash man

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[colonists]

If I recall, it was you and Monty's idea to celebrate Unity Day on the ground, in the first place.

Jesse McCree | Overwatch | OTA

[its12pm]

1. I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.

2. You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar

3. Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?

4. Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?

5. WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?

6. Text him!

[skepticked]

Lots of girls tell their partners they like their lycanthrope theories, Mulder. That doesn't make it true.

[herbsandstuff]

Whatever.

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[startpoint]

Both, actually.

[voiceprint]

correction #1: rhodey is my best friend. not yours. he is only the alt of your best friend.
correction #2: there is no us. i'm outing you to steve. your preferences have nothing to do with mine.

[in_the_wind]

What kind of photos do you like to take? Anything in particular?

[heroproceeding]

that's funny. I'm PRETTY sure you didn't have any deliveries this morning. in fact I'm pretty sure we were planning to do something in about an hour weren't we.

[punch_it]

you love me youre awesome and you lvoe me admit it

[nevercomefirst]

sounds like what a girlfriend would say

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[biochemistry]

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[bringbackgold]

No problem at all.