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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[shittywizard]

Who?

[kingfuckboy]

I promise it's not~

She doesn't usually touch my phone. Even I know practice is necessary~

[extremeteenbible]

So when does it arrive? I want some cotton candy!

[supravietui]

i'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

but i'll certainly do my best never to find myself in need of your help. [ it could only mean bad things ]

[rekt]

WOW CHOKING ME TO DEATH

WHAT A NEW CONCEPT BLAKE

HOW TOTALLY ORIGINAL

AND NOT SOMETHING WEVE REVISTED AT LEAST FIVE MILLION TIMES ALREADY IN ABOUT AS MANY WAYS

MAYBE YOULL ACTUALLY SUCCEED WITH IT THIS TIME

PROBABLY NOT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, DREAM BIG ETC ETC

[themanofiron]

...
well now I'm really curious

Are you okay?

[taer]

Then there's your solution.

[notaflashfan]

Alright, fine. You want to spoil me I guess I'll have to let it happen.

[novembercities]

it's the red stuff that comes out of your body.

[worn_wings]

real question tho who do u know who doesnt wear plaid

[snikette]

You do not know that.

[extremeteenbible]

You know! Randy! Our pringles-loving roommate!

[success_story]

as if anyone could forget. it just makes you more perfect for the job, seen it all, etc etc

[shittywizard]

Well there's a problem.

My shipping address was still set as my po box in Phandalin.

[dweomer]

:) There you go again.

[iamthelordthygod]

[ Fffffffff- ]

You and my youngest would get along like a house on fire.

Remind me to have the front desk keep an eye out for you.

[made_of_stars]

[Okay. Alright, now it's a bright red tinge to her cheeks.] Desperately fantasized about? Now, that's almost too much to be believed, Captain. Although I do have to wonder about just what those fantasies consisted of.

[blossomblade]

Absolutely. I have the utmost faith in you.

[wallman]

[Him not knowing what he did sounds right.]

I guess I could give it a shot. Just this once.

[themanofiron]

don't judge, I can already sense the judgy stare through the phone

[blossomblade]

As well as can be expected.

And... other than what you've mentioned?

[in_the_wind]

I'm sure no one will even notice. Except Gladio.

[shittywizard]

Oh, Pringles! Why didn't you just say so?

[contending]

jesus christ get over yourself

my dream for christmas is waking up and never having to deal with your fucking bullshit ever again

[levitating]

you're right you have no leverage

will you take my word for it? i'll give you two donuts with sprinkles

[ how much has wanda had to drink tonight? we just don't know. ]