tfln

[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[voiceprint]

yes

the answer is yes
1000% yes

also gross

[worn_wings]

do u know how ignoring works

[snikette]

[ okay, fine. ]

I did not want to see you get hurt.

[hwataaa]

Come on, what do you take me for? Which do you think?

[IT WAS DEFINITELY THE LATTER.]

[antiquus]

I had hoped for nothing less.

[rekt]

i was thinking a second u after the what 50th time blake's little sister rejected u

[ratkingcole]

the key is to hang back and have a smoke while some other dumbass rushes in and gets his ass caught.

then sneak past while hes getting his ass locked up

[im_ironman]

...is it three now? Huh.

To be fair, the kiddos seemed to like the fireworks.

[tearsinajar]

you ask like I know
You just did
Maybe I looked at you the wrong way or I didn't ask the right set of questions
You always this prickly with journalists?

[of_no_consequence]

So I should think poorly of myself?

You know, I've done a very good job of destroying any number of things but I've never actually attempted to destroy someone else's self-esteem before.

How very cruel of you. I may never recover.

[rekt]

ur bald, brain damaged bf, ur problem. i wash my hands of this bullshit.

[criticalmass]

I'd say that tequila fixes everything, but that would probably be the greatest lie I've ever told. Bourbon and scotch, though? Too... well, I guess old-man for me.

[contending]

I'LL SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT SO YOU CHOKE ON IT, FUCKFACE

[levitating]

i'll give you a donut if you show me a picture

[littlemissfutility]

his momma's dead

[hashtagselfie]

That's true, but I'll be sure I get the best possible shot.

[bozhemoi]

Fingers crossed, because I'm not sure I care to go another round with that stuff. We got enough on our plates these days.

One time, Barton. One. Time. I know, it's adorable! I just like the way Scott seems to pee his pants a little when he sees it.

3

[clobbers]

OH NO I'M SO SORRY. I CAN FIX IT... with my heat vision. Or something.

( Mike Holmes, she is not. )

I loled

[ex_lion_hearted129]

Guess you should really try giving the prince some lessons.

[grheene]

Hell if I know. Ag department was more about drinking beer.

[hashtagselfie]

It's not as bad as you think.

[iamthelordthygod]

[ OLD-MAN??? ]

I'll have you know I'm on the right side of 60.

[ Oh God in heaven, that just sounds terrible. Awful. Someone grab Leo and a bolt pistol. ]

[siriusno]

I'm not in denial! I know for a fact that he isn't interested in me that way and that's fine.

[nuhuh]

how dare all of that???????????????

I AM TOO YOUNG TO BE ASSAULTED BY CONSECUTIVE PICS OF CUTE DOGS???????????????? IT IS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR THIS??????????????????????

i need coffee
i need dogs
give me your dogs
where are your dogs???
why are you not here with your dogs?????? :(

[flummoxing]

And if memory serves correctly, you enjoyed quite a bit of it.