mylawn: (pic#10463790)

[personal profile] mylawn 2016-12-30 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHY ARE WE FRIENDS]

You sure you wouldn't rather be here?
panzersoldat: (close up beef)

[personal profile] panzersoldat 2016-12-30 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ BECAUSE OLD MEN MUST STICK TOGETHER!

except in this. Definitely not in this.
]

No. Oh no. That is not the place for me. I will let you have all the ladies. Think of it as my gift to you.
mylawn: (pic#10433702)

[personal profile] mylawn 2016-12-31 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[I DIDN'T ASK TO FIGHT A WAR WITH YOU!!!]

Really? Last time I checked, you were the one who retired.
panzersoldat: (pounded beef)

[personal profile] panzersoldat 2016-12-31 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ AND I DIDN'T ASK TO HAVE TO BURY YOUR ASS. SO WE'RE EVEN ]

I didn't retire. THEY retired me. I am no longer retired. You though, you need a vacation and this is perfect. You can play shuffleboard and yell at the pretty nurses for more jello.
mylawn: (pic#10433703)

[personal profile] mylawn 2016-12-31 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
I know you're saying all of this with a straight face and that's the worst part.