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a gif wouldn't have been as entertaining
[They both just narrowly evaded mortal peril, show some relief.] Dia can and will do awful and unspeakable things to us, if you'd asked her.
["Student council president kills childhood friends in fit of annoyance" is probably the lamest headline to raise a rating far above PG.]