Booty-Based Memes (
asstastic) wrote in
bakerstreet2016-12-23 11:08 pm
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Fa la la la la, la la la butts

Nothing says Christmas like ass play!
No?
Well, let's play with asses anyway.
A lot of the prompts are sexual, but there's room for awkward gen interactions, too. This is a meme about butts. Don't take it too seriously.

1. Mooning - Drop those pants or lift that skirt and show it off! The pressed ham is an acceptable variation.
2. Ass-baring underwear - Thongs, G-strings and more. Special surprise for your Secret Santa or most awkward Christmas gift ever?
3. Gluteus Giftimus - Give the gift of butts: a lovingly crafted buttprint or Xeroxed cheeks, giving your ass the "dick in a box" treatment, or someone left stuck in the wall as a present for the next person to come along.
4. Derriere decor - Grab some body paint. Slap on some glitter. Finally get that "Property of ____" tattoo. Keep it festive and make that hiney shine...ey.
5. Butt massage - Warm up your hands and your massage oil for a sensual start to the evening. Or maybe a game of truth or dare went horribly wrong.
6. Spanking - Someone has been naughty - or extra nice - and needs a good spanking.
7. Eating - You've encountered a strange treat. Maybe it's butt pudding, a selection of chocolate butts, or for the truly adventurous, the edible anus.
8. Eating out - Apply tongue to asshole. Enjoy. Don't forget the mistletoe!
9. Fingering - Excellent for foreplay or the main event.
10. Butt plugs - Stick it in.
11. Anal beads - Stick it in...and pull it out...
12. Anal sex - Can I say "stuff their stocking" without bringing up terrible images? Don't forget pegging!

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