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bakerstreet2012-08-16 04:24 pm
Welcome to The Maury Show!
98% Baby-Daddy Drama, 2% Strange Shit
Well, somehow along the line you’ve messed up enough to be publically humiliated by a kind old man and a boisterous audience. But what did you do? What will those green room tapes reveal? Will part of your check be divvied out to raise your growing army of illegitimate children or will it be the next five guys brought to the show to be tested? The manila envelope knows all.
Standard “How To”s Ensue
1. Post with your character, canon, preferences. You know the deal.
2. Others will roll from RNG for a possible scenario.
3. Tag around—this is the Maury Show.
(You know you knocked up more than one of the guests you dirty thing you.)
Scenarios
1. Paternity Drama: If we were honest, this option would be 8 out of the 10 options. It’s just how it is. For some reason you didn’t wrap your package before you stuck it under the Christmas tree. Neither did the twenty other guys everyone is claiming your one night stand slept with. Some guys are just lucky. You’re not it, but you are the father.
2. Faithless Spouses and Scored Lovers: Oh my. The Honeymoon is clearly over, 13 days after the wedding. You know your significant other is cheating on you and you’ve brought them to the show to confess those dirty little secrets.
3. I was a nerd; Now look at me!: High school sucks, sometimes a little worse for others than most. You had the pocket protector, the twenty extra pounds of cushion for the pushin’, and thick-rimmed glasses to boot. Your crush didn’t even give you the time of day. You’ve changed your looks (‘prostitute’ is a look) and you want to show it off. Get it, get it.
4. Scandals Caught on Camera: From the green room to the gas station, you were caught on tape doing something stupid. Now it’s time to explain why you were making eyes at that 14 year old decoy.
5. Phobias: What. Cotton balls, Carolyn? Well. Time to face your fears. By being chased by a dude covered head to toe in cotton balls (hey, it’s a job).
6. Dude Looks Like a Lady: What part of “It’s a trap” do you not understand? It’s all for fun and it’s okay to make a bet with your bro. Or maybe you are the lad that makes half of the ladies in the audience jealous.
7. The Results Show: Some of the more turbulent shows always end up being better in the aftermath. What happens after your particular stint on the Maury Show? Sit down in front of the cameras for a chat with the man himself. Maybe there is a happy ending, after all.
8. Mix it up. Anything I missed? This is your wild card. Go on then.
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