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cockhops ([personal profile] cockhops) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-12-20 09:37 pm

Have yourself a merry little...


THE CRACK PAIRING MEME


crack pairing


An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen.


OR

Randomly take two characters… they don’t have to know each other, they don’t have to show ANY signs of a relationship, and hook them together. That is a crack pairing.


We all know them. Fandoms have fostered these little gems of shipping since the early days, and now, they can even be serious contenders in even the most hostile of shipping wars. Maybe they're absolutely ridiculous and only "for the lulz." Perhaps they make perfect sense...if you squint. Whatever the case may be, these so-called "crack" pairings are not canon and they're nowhere near as popular in fandom as the big fanon pairings.

Most of the time.

Of course, it's important to note that a lot of the time in RP, pairings are always crack pairings. Especially crossover ships, which canon purists would deride purely for being impossible. Still, in memes, that's less likely to happen because people either stick with canon ships, fanon ships, or close CR because of the lack of opportunities for development that games offer.

Not here. This meme is for ALL your ridiculousness, all your high school fangirl dreams, and just plain not being sorry for your ships. Think these characters would be cute together? Go for it. That character have adorable icons and that all you know about them? Ship it, by all means. Here, the reasons come after the desire.

RULES
- Comment with your character and preferences. If you want, you can include a one sentence or so blurb about your character. But blank comments are fine.
- Tag to others.
- RNG for prompts. Prompts cannibalized from random memes.

Sweet
1. Can't deny it - you've tried to run from your feelings for so long and you can't do it anymore. It's time that you show the object of your affection exactly how you feel. Hopefully you don't lose everything in the process!
2. First time - it's your first time making love together. Is it awkward? Do you go all out or is it spur of the moment?
3. Accidental - you didn't actually mean to confess or kiss. They overheard you or it was an accidental kiss. Maybe you were just really drunk and let it slip!
4. Close as can be - you just want to make love and you've found a spot where it's just you and your partner, however you want it to be.
5. Happily ever after - somehow, you've made it work and you're both happy together, even if it meant you had to run away together.
6. Appreciation - show appreciation for your lover! With words, a look, or whatever your choice way to display affection is!
7. Cuddling - nothing wrong with a day of cuddling...
8. Vacation - you're on a vacation! Wherever you want to be. Road trip, amusement park, Grand Canyon, etc.
9. Family - you're visiting family! Maybe they find out about your relationship, maybe they already know, or however you want to play it out! Maybe you've got news you're starting a family by getting pregnant, adopting, or even getting a new pet.
10. Acceptance - someone who disapproved of your relationship before suddenly approves. How's that feel to you and your lover?
11. Surprise - you've planned a surprise! What is it?
12. Date - first date, second date, hundredth date, etc. What are you doing for it?
13. Reunited → it's been awhile since you've seen each other and nothing can ruin this moment.
14. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Angst
1. Conflict - you've just had a fight with your lover over your relationship or how you handle it. Can you find it in yourselves to forgive each other?
2. Cheated - your lover has cheated on you and you need to confront them about their reasons why and if you can work it out.
3. Found out - you've been found out by someone close to you and they're less than thrilled with your relationship.
4. Disgust - though they play along with it, they're secretly disgusted by the relationship they have with you and it finally comes out into the light.
5. Guilt - one of you is feeling guilty over your relationship, knowing it can never be truly normal or more than a secret.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Comfort
1. Soothing touch - what better way to sooth your lover than to make love to them and show them that no matter what other people say, you're not going anywhere.
2. Fight for you - whoever has found out about your relationship is trying to hurt your lover and you're not going to let them.
3. Won't let you go - you need your lover to realize that you won't let them go, no matter what.
4. Back together - you broke up for a bit, but whatever it is between you two, you can't stay apart.
5. Injured - your lover was injured because of your relationship and it's time to patch them up.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Twisted
1. Forced - you know your partner isn't interested in you like this, but you keep them going along with the relationship no matter what. Coercion, blackmail, whatever it takes.
2. Won't take no - their lips might say no, but you're not listening.
3. Control - you've given them some kind of potion to get your love interest to love you in return and they have to do whatever you say.
4. Recorded - you're not really interested in this forbidden love affair, but you must do it or you'll face some tough consequences.
5. Insult - you're cornered by those who disapprove of your relationship, hearing how filthy you are.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Sexy
1. Rough - you want it rough and hard tonight. Bites, scratches, bruises, etc.
2. Toys - you want to try some props tonight... toys or fuzzy handcuffs.
3. Bondage - more extreme. You're tied up, used, forced to orgasm, whatever.
4. Make up - make up sex is the best sex.
5. Public - you're feeling a little wild so why not a blowjob under the tablecloth in a restaurant or sex in the car?
6. Interrupted - oh yes, oh yes, oh--who the hell is that watching us?!
7. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Ending
1. Left alone - you woke up to your lover trying to slip away in the night because of the strain of the relationship. Do you let them go or try and fight for it?
2. Torn apart - others are keeping you apart after they found out about your relationship, giving you only minimal contact. What do you do?
3. Ending fight - the argument has turned dirty and ends with one of you storming out.
4. Parting ways - both of you have decided to part ways. It's just so much easier.
5. Always love you - though you'll always love each other, maybe it's time the relationship goes back to being strictly platonic. It would be easier... or maybe that's just how one of you feels.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!
iisupergirlii: (look how cute I am)

Kara Danvers | Supergirl | OTA

[personal profile] iisupergirlii 2016-12-21 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[pls be 18+ unless it's a crack friendship gen thread??? Other than that, everyone is welcome!]
redarrowqueen: (Default)

Thea Queen l Arrow

[personal profile] redarrowqueen 2016-12-21 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
(OTA for gen,M/F for shipping! Is current on canon through mid-season, just skipping the whole bloodlust mess pending canon points.)
protivvyter: (no arm)

I do what I want... let's see where this goes?

[personal profile] protivvyter 2016-12-21 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Bucky is at the train station, waiting for Thea. It's been a while since they've been face to face. He's been on the run, and then the accords, the fight with Iron Man and the spider-kid... Well, he hasn't seen her for a while.

But he sees her step off the train and immediately walks over to her. He takes her bag for her, and sighs. "It's good to see you." He says, softly. One arm of his coat hangs limp, lacking an arm to keep it filled. His eyes rove over her, making sure she's whole and in one piece.

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harley quinn ( suicide squad ) ota

[personal profile] juggalotrash 2016-12-21 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
( lmao why would you? love yourself jfc. )

Noctis Lucis Caelm | FFXV | OTA

[personal profile] lightofnightsky 2016-12-21 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ spoilers up to chapter 13 are fine, cross-canon is just as fine as canon, etc etc LET'S JUST HAVE FUN HERE... ]

Kara Danvers • Supergirl

[personal profile] ex_clobbers559 2016-12-21 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
( 21+ characters, please! )
thistimexiwin: (Default)

regina mills × once upon a time

[personal profile] thistimexiwin 2016-12-21 06:24 am (UTC)(link)

mettaton ( undertale ) m/m

[personal profile] fuckbot 2016-12-21 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
( open to all prompts. )
andcleverness: (pic#10454395)

hermione granger | harry potter

[personal profile] andcleverness 2016-12-21 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
charmingimport: (I don't think that's wise)

Billy Collins | CHAOS

[personal profile] charmingimport 2016-12-21 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Yes to: Sweet, Angst, and/or Comfort. Face-Twin shenanigans are totally okay with me. M/M and M/F.]
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Dirk Gently | Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency | OTA

[personal profile] gentlydoesit 2016-12-21 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
misskringle: (2)

Re: Dirk Gently | Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency | OTA

[personal profile] misskringle 2016-12-21 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
(Kristen Kringle from Gotham? Can easily AU her into working at Scotland Yard as a civilian if needed.)

ilima ( pokemon ) m/m

[personal profile] trialcaptain 2016-12-21 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
saltsplash: (Just relax and trust me)

Comfort, 1?

[personal profile] saltsplash 2016-12-23 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Long story short, Reigen's a rather eccentric fellow visiting Alola - he's bullshitted his way to mild success, frequently trading Pokémon and getting stronger and stronger ones. It's almost insulting how easily good things just fall into his lap.

But it's not like he's actually a bad person, even if first impressions might've been shady. He asked out Ilima because the guy seemed old enough, and interesting enough, and hey. Why not take a chance?

And the first thing Ilima probably learns about Reigen (besides the man's quick wit, silver tongue, and tendency to sweat nervously in tight situations) is that he's actually extremely skilled at giving backrubs. And Reigen, being remarkably good at reading even really reserved people, finds the moment that Ilima seems most distressed to start sinking his fingers into his current partner's shoulders.]


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Malin Lindberg | Vampire: The Masquerade OC | ota

[personal profile] movingon 2016-12-21 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
[No smut options, obviously. Not sure how Twisted would work in this specific case.]
Edited 2016-12-21 10:11 (UTC)
moonbitten: (Default)

Scott McCall | Teen Wolf

[personal profile] moonbitten 2016-12-21 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
stormfinder: (Default)

[personal profile] stormfinder 2016-12-21 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[I'm canonblind, but would you be up to them having met on some kind of multiple-universes-dating-website and Colin coming over to Scott's world for a first date? So like Sweet-12-ish. If general fandom immersion has informed me correctly your guy's canon is the "everything is like in our world except for this one thing" type?]
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kindheartedjerk: (Default)

Dr. Owen Harper | Torchwood

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Tsuyu Asui | My Hero Academia | OTA

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Jamison "Junkrat" Fawkes | Overwatch | OTA

[personal profile] comingupexplody 2016-12-21 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Let's be real, this is literally any ship involving him.

18+, please! Otherwise, open to anybody.]
its12pm: (SHIT HE'S HOT SHIT)

Jesse McCree | Overwatch | OTA

[personal profile] its12pm 2016-12-21 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Open to anything 18+-- though, honestly, he'd prefer older even than that, given his age.]
itsjustanaccount: (eyecons) (I don't think it's ever a good night)

Kei Tsukishima - Haikyuu!! - ota

[personal profile] itsjustanaccount 2016-12-21 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Character info in journal if it helps, willing to go along with just about anything]
razzledazzlesalazzle: (02. dress in drag and do the hula?)

Kiawe | Pokemon Sun/Moon | OTA

[personal profile] razzledazzlesalazzle 2016-12-21 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Edited 2016-12-21 17:36 (UTC)
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Leonardo | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | m/f

[identity profile] leonardo-leads.insanejournal.com 2016-12-21 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[No Twisted prompts.]
barre_none: (Default)

Grace Ford | OC | m/f

[personal profile] barre_none 2016-12-21 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nothing twisted or smutty please]
kiratsunes: (pic#)

kira yukimura | teen wolf

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mia dearden | dc comics

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oswald cobblepot / gotham

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Prokopenko | The Raven Cycle

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