ISN'T THIS A JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ARC? OR LIKE TEN OF THEM?

[dousing]

MAFIA MEME You're tired of being a goody-two shoes. It's time to join the mob! That's right, time to join the world of organized crime. Whether you're mafioso, yakuza, triad, something entirely different - you're in for a treat.

RANK/JOB 1. BIG BOSS It's you, the one everyone looks to. Everyone has to listen to your orders or they'll meet a swift end. Try not to be too cruel. 2. RIGHT HAND MAN You're the trusted second to the boss. Are you happy with your position? Do you want to take over the family? Do your best. 3. BODYGUARD Self explanatory. Keep your boss (or whoever they tell you to) from dying. Or getting arrested, probably. Do you need to kill someone? Better make it clean. 4. RANK AND FILE Any other position. Treasurer, gun runner, enforcer, whatever. Maybe if you're good, you'll move up the ranks. 5. CIVILIAN You're not in the mob, but maybe they're leaning on you for protection money. Or you're dating someone in the mob. Wow, that boss is cute. Maybe you're a doctor paid off by the mob under the table. 6. POLICE Whether you're a corrupt cop being paid off or someone that really wants to put them away or even a rookie trying to make their name with a big collar, we have you covered. Do what you want, we're not the cops--shit, wait, we ARE the cops. SCENARIOS 1. JOB WELL DONE Everything went great on your last mission! It's time to celebrate, probably with lots of booze. 2. JOB GONE WRONG Don't tell the boss, but nothing went right. Simmons was shot, we lost the cargo, and we almost got collared. Actually, do tell the boss about the cargo so no one thinks you stole it. 3. BUSTED Hope you enjoy prison because you just got caught and you're probably going to prison for tax evasion. 4. PUT OUT A HIT The current mission is: kill someone that did the family wrong. Can you do that? Can you escape if a hit is put out on you? Why is this done on a buddy system, anyway? 5. DOWN TIME Look, even crime families have time off. Hanging out, pretending to do real paperwork, actually doing real paperwork, whatever it is, it's not outright action-packed villainy. 6. LET'S GET DANGEROUS Any big-time jobs lately? Arson, making a statement to another family? All-out war? Damn, you've been busy. 7. BLENDING IN Let no one say the mob are heartless! Are you throwing a big party to show off your charity for the little people? Giving money to local kids? Making people put dates on milk bottles? 8. OVERTHROW It's time for new boss, same as the old boss. Do you get them put in prison? Kill them? Do you manage to get away with it or are YOU the one getting sent up the river? 9. A DEATH IN THE FAMILY Someone important to all of you has died. Did your boss pass away? Was the second-in-command murdered? How's the funeral? Do you need to get revenge? 10. ON THE HUNT Stop right there, it's the fuzz! You've been hunting this big fish for years, and now you think you've finally got something to get them put away for good. Go get 'em, slugger! As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun!

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Tsuyu Asui | My Hero Academia | OTA

[hiro_furoppi]

Ardyn Izunia | FFXV | OTA

[of_no_consequence]

[dustless]

//Civilian, kid of a mob member, or hostage--but feel free to mention something else if you can think of something!

[trombones]

[ooc: oh gosh i feel like i'm following you now so i just wanna check before i spam you even more, would you be down for something with these two?]

Elijah Mikaelson | The Vampire Diaries/The Originals

[internalizing]

[Power behind the throne, Elijah is the diplomatic member of the family, but that doesn't make him any less dangerous when crossed. He may hide it behind a civilized exterior, but none of the Mikaelsons have clean hands. ]

Paladin -|- D&D -|- OTA

[i_paladin]

[def bodyguard.]

Elenora von Meding | classic World of Darkness OC | ota

[safekeeps]

[Most of her relatives joined some upstart motorbike gangs, but some people here understand that there's a huge benefit to order and making yourself look respectable (as much as one can be on the wrong side of the law). Like her dad, who is raising her to know the ins and outs of mob life.

Stop comparing her to those moron relatives, please.]

Rachel Conway | Original

[gotbottle]

[ Reporter getting all the best scoops bc she's also in the mob. ]

Zen | Mystic Messenger

[nanneggeoya]

[ Stage actor is a great cover for a not-so-former gang member, huh. ]

Junyoung Cho | Original

[naneunyulyeongibnida]

[ Mob doctor. ]

Artemis Fowl | the books of that name

[trustmeimagenius]

han do-kyung / asura

[purged]

[ canonically a corrupt policeman. ]

Jyushimatsu Matsuno ⤳ OSOMATSU-SAN

[owngenre]

Reaper Arden | OC

[reapwhatyousow]

[Most likely a bodyguard, rank and file, or member of the police.]

Juuzou Suzuya | TG:RE

[serioushideandseek]

John Watson | Sherlock | M/M

[ihadabadday]

[He could be all of them in some way or another]

Kei Tsukishima - Haikyuu!!

[itsjustanaccount]

[Probably not the boss, but willing to RNG or BS any of the roles for him.]

shinya kogami | psycho-pass | ota

[thirdhound]

( most likely a member of the police, but i'm up for playing him as a bodyguard or right hand man. )

lunafreya nox fleuret | ffxv

[partway]

( daughter/younger sister of the mob boss, maybe? disapproving of the family business so she tries to stay out of it. kind of sort of what the might-have-been original plot of ffxiii versus???? )

sans | Undertale

[trombones]

[this would be nothing but corny naturally but i love these memes]

percival graves | fantastic beasts

[mund]

[ underboss and consigliere. ]

Kusakabe Hikaru | Doukyuusei

[zgok]

[Low-ranking, probably the kid of a smaller crime family. OR a contact.]

psylocke (betsy braddock) | xmen movies

[psionicly]

[ bodyguard, right-hand man, enforcer... anything that involves ass kicking tbh. ]

D2 | Alive: The Final Evolution | OTA

[smilingbullet]

[ Right hand man, bodyguard, sniper, police, hostage, he can be various things ]

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke | Bungo to Alchemist | OTA

[tabakoto]

melinda may | agents of shield | ota

[busdriver]

( 2, 3 or 4. her mom is a mob boss, but not necessarily the boss of the family that may herself runs with. )

I do what I want.

[lesemajeste]

[He has a very particular backstory with Coulson's team and occasionally the two weeks he spent in a Russian prison comes in handy. He doesn't like to think about that. It takes a lot of alcohol to get it out of his head and remember how he was trapped there and for a long time it felt like John wouldn't come and save him. Extraction was difficult at the best of times.

The casino - pulling out John's kidney - had him thinking however. Thinking deep dangerous thoughts that made him want to fight and fuck, do something with his hands so that he could prove his loyalty.

This place was getting to him and honestly it made a hell of a lot more sense then a blind stupid idiot who had left him...Had John Garrett deserved it? A real CO wouldn't have been that dumb.

It's known that he's down at the bar sipping whiskey and staring into space and when he sees May he looks up - hopeful. Like a puppy dog for a moment before staring back down at the bar.]

...Heard Phil might have something for me to do.