whorehousing (
whorehousing) wrote in
bakerstreet2016-12-17 06:14 pm
I watched Magnificent Seven and this is the result.

The Wild West Brothel (AU) Smut Meme |
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| The year is 18...something-something. It's before cars, before airplanes, and before, if we're to believe movies and books, law and order were firmly put in order. The horse reigns supreme, though the train is an up-and-coming marvel, and that's where many people make their money- on both sides of "good" and "bad." Cowboys and bandits run the trails while they guard or steal cattle, and the lawmen can be just as crooked as the big bosses that own everything, from the cows to the mines in the stony hills. This is a hard land, a land for killing and a land for dying on the sandy ground. Everything drips red with blood, with little exception. Of course, there are places to find a little comfort. Such a place is Tumbleweed Tonya's infamous "cat house" brothel, the last stop before the open wilderness of the Broken Bird Trail, one of the most dangerous drives that leads all the way to Old Mexico through deserts and Indian territory. But you don't have to think so much about that at Tonya's. In a little enclave that includes a saloon and a mercantile shop, this little whorehouse is the best west of Texas. There's booze, good food, and, to be expected, good company. Tonya, a hardworn madame from back east who's surprisingly well-read, prides herself in keeping a menagerie fit for every taste, and she means every taste: there are young women, old women, Celestial maidens from the Far East, Indian maids, even men for those who enjoy a bit of masculine company. After all, she's not one to judge. Some even say that some of the workers may not be exactly...human. You've found yourself here. Maybe you're a worker here, trying to earn a few dollars with your body. You could be an honest cowboy, or a bandit hero, or the law itself. Why you're here can be just as varied. This may be your last ride and you're looking to share the last moments with someone. Perhaps you're a regular who just likes a good screw every now an then, an ordinary citizen who just got sucked up in all this, or someone involved in the blossoming crime world who does their business in a good ol' fashioned brothel. Worst of all, though, you could be someone who's in love with one of the workers and is trying to save him/her. That can only end in tragedy. Whatever the case may be, there are plenty of tokens to go around for those who have the money. Let your horse take a break, take a load off your feet, and enjoy some fun for a spell. OOC As someone who likes historical AU, I thought this may be a fun setting to play around with. Feel free to do as you like and do completely historical shenanigans, or play it fast and loose with something as varied as steampunk or sci-fi westerns. Of course, AU isn't completely necessary. For rules, they're just like any other meme: -Comment with your character. -Comment to others. -Get your smut on. Blank comments are fine. However, if you like forms, we have those, too! Character Name: Age: Role: What role your character is playing in this little show (ie, worker, cowboy, town sheriff, bandit). Multiples roles for different options are obviously okay. Preferences: Any Other Info: This is where you can put information about your character, their personality, or maybe even their "AU" information for this post. You can also come up with scenarios if you'd like. |

Spike | Buffy the Vampire Slayer
OTA. Can humanify him if preferred. Tend to play him as pre-chip and bitey when AU'd, but he can be nice if needed!]
Osomatsu Matsuno | Osomatsu-san | ota
Jesse McCree | Overwatch | OTA
Age: 37
Role: Prostitute
Preferences: Honestly, pretty wide-open. His kink list is here!
Any Other Info: ENJOY YOUR BISEXUAL COWBOY.
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Would you like to start, or should I?))
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Kiriko Shijima is one of the better sheriffs this side of the ocean. Hard-working, kind to good folks and rough on lawbreakers only as needed... Most folks do think that she's married to her job, what with her turning down most men's advances in order to keep the law and peace of the land.
But even she is human - a human with normal needs. Which is why one can find her at Tonya's at least once in a while. She doesn't drink heavily, or often, and she's not one for gambling. But there is one man, at least, who she's willing to call upon.
And as she steps into the place after a long ride, she's actually looking forward to spending some quality time with him.
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"Well, howdy, there, ma'am." He tips his hat up to look down at her, smiling broadly, as he approaches her. "I was worried you'd found yourself a new ride. You lookin' for a good time tonight?"
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Joking beside, though, she does gesture for him to join her at the table. He may have the same kind of work that most girls here have, but Kiriko always tries to treat him as a proper human being.
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"Oh, I ain't goin' anywhere in a hurry, believe you me. 'Sides, I wouldn't wanna break your lil' heart by disappearin'."
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Still, Kiriko isn't completely proper about it, however. She's already gently rubbing one foot up against his in a teasing manner - gently-like, as a lady would do.
"How have things been since I was last here? Anything new?"
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"'Bout the same. Things don't change much around here, really... lucky for us, we got regulars like yourself keepin' things interesting." He reaches over to brush a bit of hair behind her ear, a purely affectionate gesture; a muted way to initiate skin-to-skin contact.
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"That's nice to hear...though I wouldn't mind a couple of change if it's to help everyone."
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He smiles.
"Well, I don't think any of us would complain if you decided to bring some fresh blood in with you. Or maybe just robbed a bank or somethin' to liven things up."
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And then she eyes him over, even as he tilts her face towards his. "Well...maybe one more tonight wouldn't be so bad...especially if he's kind enough to help brush off the road's dust."
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Or maybe even to those who do. He does so enjoy her company.
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"Very well...see that he joins me in my room later on."
Mercy / Dr. Angela Ziegler✦ Overwatch ✦F/M - OTA Canonmates/ over 18
Age: 37
Role: Dancer/Entertainer but also the doctor on call. Money helps pay for her learning and she gets to keep a close eye on the people.
Preferences: Pretty open about things but please let me know if you have a specific!
Any Other Info: Traveled from Switzerland to America so has an accent.
jon snow | asoiaf | m/f
Age: 17
Role: Probably a lawman of some kind. Most likely a deputy. He can also be the bastard of a rich family/governor/mayor.
Preferences: See his kink list for details!
Any Other Info: Jon can be played as older depending on the circumstances.
Reaper Arden | OC | OTA
Age: 32
Role: Itinerant preacher of some sort.
Preferences: OTA and up for just about anything!
Any Other Info: Come at me.
charlie prince | 3:10 to yuma | m/m
mick rory | the flash/legends of tomorrow
LEONARD SNART ( ❄ CAPTAIN COLD ) | DCTV | OTA
Raleigh Becket | Pacific Rim | m/m