bakerstreet | the ASS-KICKING meme

⇝the ASS-KICKING meme⇜

Because sometimes you don't want fluff, you just want to kick someone's ass.
It's fairly standard procedure, but here's how this goes:
1. Comment as your character. Name and series in the subject line. you know the drill
2. Go around and find someone else you want to tag.
3. Go to random.org, set it from 1 to 13, and pick a random number.
4. Use the corresponding prompt to tag that person, and let the sparks fly!
5.Alternatively, pick a prompt you really want to play out, or just make
something up. I don't care, I just want to see some butts get whooped.
6. Get to it before I kick your ass.

Also,
please bear in mind that since this is a violent, violent meme, there
may be some trigger-worthy issues coming up in these threads. People
might get dismembered. Folks may die. It could happen, and hell, it
probably will. If you have certain lines you don't want crossed in your
threads, make that clear in your original comment!

1. Domestic Dispute -
It's all in the family, and that includes a healthy dose of conflict.
Your brother won't stop picking on you? Or maybe your spouse has been
spending one too many late nights out on the town under mysterious
circumstances? Whatever it is, you're fed up and it's time to let those
bottled emotions explode.

2. Fierce Rivalry -
It's that one person you've sworn to outdo no matter what. That person
that you need to compete with every time you lock eyes - the Gary Oak to
your Ash Ketchum, the Vegeta to your Goku. This time you're going to
prove you're the best, once and for all!

3. On The Battlefield
- War is hell. Artillery fire raining from above, men falling left and
right, and you're smack in the middle of it, dug into a trench and
wondering how the hell you can get out of this alive. Or perhaps the war
is less mechanical and more magical - fireballs and lightning bolts
tearing through your ranks, and holy crap do they have dragons? Hey...
is that an enemy unit trying to sneak their way into your defenses?
Better take 'em out - better them than you, right?

4. I'll TELL you when I've had enough! -
Oops, too late. Looks like you've had one too many drinks, and your
mood's gone sour. Who the hell is that person over there? Are they as
wasted as you are? Fuck the way the room's spinning - you gotta go lay
the smackdown on them.

5. Food Fight
- Does this one even need explaining? It started with flinging a pea -
then someone lobbed a biscuit, and some mashed potatoes hit Jenny in the
chest and then her boyfriend George nailed Chad in the face with a full
cup of soda and now there's food flying everywhere. Return fire! Don't
get hit by the mystery meat!

6. Mecha Madness
- All systems online! You're the proud new owner of your very own giant
robot... or maybe you already had one? Whatever the case, you better
get used to the controls fast because your opponent's bearing down on
you fast. Gundams, Arm Slaves, Knightmares, or something else entirely -
big robots hitting other big robots, what could be better than that?

7. BOSS FIGHT
- You've plowed through the random encounters and low-level minions,
and now you're breaking down the doors of the head honcho. Make sure
you're stocked up on potions - even the strategy guide says this is
gonna be a hell of a fight! Did you save your game? Too late, it's
already starting!

8. Sparring Match -
Just because you're punching someone in the nose doesn't mean there's
any hatred behind it - you're both just practicing, honing your skills
so you can improve your technique. Don't go overboard, though - if you
kill your sparring partner, it kind of defeats the purpose.

9. I challenge you to a duel!
- Your honor has been sullied! Or maybe you both have your eyes set on
the same maiden, and the only way to settle this is in an honorbale
engagement. Pistols at dawn, or maybe crossing foils in a fencing match,
or even going mano-a-mano with your fists... you've got something to
prove, here, so don't blow it!

10. Double Trouble
- You're not fighting each other - you're united against a common foe.
Maybe you've both been jumped in an alleyway, or there's that one enemy
that you can't take down on your own. Whether it's a begrudging alliance
or a well-founded one, you're working together on this one.

11. Power Up! -
You've got super powers now! Anything ranging from flight and laser
eyes to screaming power-ups and ki blasts from your hands - your choice!
Either way, your character is ready to fight with these newfound
abilities.

12. Super Sentai -
Whether it's Morphin' Time or time to don that sailor fuku, you're part
of a team of ordinary people that secretly transform into a force that
takes on evil in all of its forms... or you ARE that evil, facing the
transformed heroes to try to stop them from thwarting your plans
(AGAIN). Let's see some cheesy poses and sparkles, and don't forget that
catchphrase!

13. Hitman
- The target's in your sights. You've been hired to take down this
person for good, and the method of disposal has been left up to your
discretion. A bullet to the head? Or maybe you want to make it look like
an accident? Do whatever gets the job done. And victims, it's nothing
personal. It's just... business.

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[BRING IT 'CAUSE IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT.]

( you don't earn the name of the spider without being a goddamn professional, so suffice it to say araña is good at her job -- one of the best. hesitation and mercy were beaten out of her a long time ago and she doesn't miss them, nor does she miss a target. ever. it's a point of pride that as young as she is, by now, she's seen it all.

until she's looking directly into the face of... herself, the norse version, and her finger hesitates on the trigger. )

OH SNAP

brosif - 2012-02-06 01:51 (UTC) - Expand

[John isn't quite sure how it is that his life has turned into this. He's on the run from men that want to kill both him and his patient, but mostly his patient; John only because he was assisting him. It didn't matter that his patient was a man that had tried to blow him up once before, and would probably have no qualms with killing him in cold blood. Or at least giving someone else the order to.

He was still his patient, but that didn't mean he enjoyed any of this. Especially this plan of his now to draw out part of the rival network that had been following them.

From his hiding place, he watched Jim making a fuss over something or other on the street. It wasn't his idea. Jim said they needed to draw them out, and he was good at that, if comments about other people's mums were anything to go off of.

They had to end this, whatever it was, so that John could go back to hating Moriarty, not huddling with him in safehouses and in abandoned warehouses. Also, so he could go back to his own flat, with Sherlock, Mrs. Hudson, and all of his things. Well, when Sherlock wasn't taking his things.

Using their comms to each other, he speaks softly to him, tone chastising.]

The idea is to draw our enemies out, not make new ones, yeah? I thought you were supposed to be a genius.