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The Damn You Auto Correct Meme!





It's happened to everyone with an iPhone or some other texting application that corrects text as it's typed, right?  

1. Post either a blank thread with your character, OR with an embarrassing mistyped text that they're sending to someone.
2. Comment to the threads of others and react to the awkward mistext, OR reply to a blank thread with a mistext of your own.
3. Try to clear up the misunderstanding!
4. For some help in figuring out what sorts of texts would work here, browse Damn You Auto Correct for ideas.

Comments

regulus black. harry potter.

[rab]

1. If he's not going to shut up, just remind him I'll murder him.
Ah.
Muffliato. I'll Muffliato him.
Well. That's embarrassing.

2. Send him your own.

[sasserin]

well if it isn't regular black

Adam Parrish / The Raven Cycle

[unaffluent]

neil josten | all for the game

[doesntswing]

[mtherfcknmonster]

bring some scissors over. nicky got cum in my hair.

albus severus potter. harry potter.

[scaevity]

1. you know what to do with my life and death

2. i just want to be a good day

3. ok but then her cat exploded

4. you too, pitchy/maim/bail/choking/patting/year

5. text him.

[ for four, it's using hindi kinship terms, you can pick whichever works best for you. in order it's father, mother, older brother, younger sister, husband/wife, and friend. ]

3.

[terrapprentice]

WHAT???

Ronan Lynch | The Raven Cycle

[badomen]

Steve Wandsworth | Harry Potter and the OC of Fire

[sasserin]

1. nice bed. is it queer size?

2. text him!

1.

[demideific]

There's no such thing as queer size. Use proper fucking English.

Joseph Kavinsky | The Raven Cycle

[fucking_kavinsky]

adam parrish | raven cycle

[consurge]

I think you broke it. I can't get it to erect.

seifer almasy ( kh )

[lamers]

ignis scientia | ffxv

[chauffeuring]

osamu dazai | bungou stray dogs

[particular]

Nora Bryce || Ascension

[terrapprentice]

1. I wish I could fuck less when it comes to dating.

2. Please remind me to buy more pussy pins.

3. I'm kind of in love with Mathew today.

4. Send her one!

1

[teenwolfhero]

...well, you should then?

Chara | Undertale

[demonthatcomes]

1. The surface isn't exactly full of lower-case lube.

2. Hoi. I'm super boner right now.

3. I'm tired of the snow. The weather report just said 8-12 inches more or syphilis.

4. I hope that I make the best decision for murdering.

5. Send them your own!

[They're a teenager for this meme, but I can also play them grown-up.]

1

[squishygoo]

WAT O3O

Minami Kenjirou | Yuri on Ice!!!

[fangboy]

1. Hey, for the party can you bring the penis enemies?

2. Ugh. This place is soooo boring. I am ready to love.

3. Yeah, I was at Yuri's house, but the location's a secret! I'm not going to eat him out!

4. ((Text him!))

2 lmf

[jindos]

This should go without saying, but please keep your love to yourself.

takashi natsume | natsume yuujinchou | ota

[solicitude]

Yes, I'm still a bit sick. Maybe I should go get some cock drops.

[Or text him!]

[softieware]

I've heard that putting strange objects in your mouth get you sick. Especially if you don't know where they've been.

Kija | Akatsuki no Yona | OTA

[backstory]

1.) You should come over. I'm super boner right now.

2.) Can I borrow your fan? I think I'm getting dick and this room is way too hot.

3.) Please bring scissors. I can't get this cum out of my hair.

4.) I took anal for two hours today. It felt great. :)

1

[gotthejumpon]

Were you sending that to Yona or to me?

Matsuura Kanan | Love Live Sunshine

[rebreathe]

1. I will be there stripping 630

2. I am never again trying internet eating

3. Girl couldn't come to the cinema with me as she had a few too many whores to do

4. [wildcard]

1

[boogiewoogie]

But why 630????

Goomy/Sliggoo/Goodra | Pokemon | OTA

[squishygoo]

[Who gave the pokemon a phone???]

1) They keep sending me dick face snapchats.

2) I looked out the window and saw the neighbor dragging his slut down the hill.

3) I'm super boner right now.

(or text it?)

3

[plumskull]

um

what?

Remus Lupin | Harry Potter

[siriusno]

1. Okay, which one of you pricks wrote 'Loser' on my foreskin last night?

2. Honestly, I think she's rather a cute little bitch.

3. Do you think Madam Pince will mind if I have my wank in the library?

4. Full moon was rough last night. All I really want now is anal.

5. Or text him!

3 he knows what he meant and yet:

[rab]

One would assume so, yes.

Narcissa Black | Harry Potter

[purelyblack]

1. He suggested I'd make quite a good Dick Eater someday.

2. I thought I'd ride him in the dungeon so no one hears him cry.

3. So you'll be eating me out for dinner tonight, yes?

4. Never have I seen a bigger bunch of cameltoe.

Or text her!

3

[thedogfather]

my stars, how forward of you, i like your approach though i have to say ive never been more scandalized in my life

tanaka | tanaka-kun is always listless

[solistless]

1. Can you pick me up some chocolate homo boyz...

2. Will you come dick me up?

3. A pizza said you went into the store, so I listened, and now I'm lost in the children's department. Help me.

4. Are you a pringle?

5. ( TEXT HIM? )

sirius black / hp

[thedogfather]

1. btw, we should go snowfucking

2. goodnight homosexual

3. im super boner right now

4. it says to use bone lesbian chicken breasts but we could probably use chicken strips

5. text him!

4

[creativite]

how does one acquire a bone lesbian chicken, sirius?

will we have to do a survey of the hens to see which one is clucking far too inappropriately at the others?

oswald cobblepot / the penguin | gotham

[hobblepot]

Satoshi Onozuka - Toshishita Kareshi no Renai Kanriguse

[fullofopenings]

1. I just woke up with a big red mark on my foreskin T_T

2. I just hope I can feel molested once exams are over.

3. OK I just checked and I'm definitely getting laid this Friday

4. You'll never guess what I just saw inside my professor's pussy!

zen / mystic messenger / ota

[ryuhyun]

1. Just bring the strawberry jam and vagina flavored cupcakes that Yoosung made earlier.

2. You make me pee.

3. Nothing much. Eating some Chinese men.

4. [ Text him! ]