The chips are down...

[iamawizzard]

Well, it's that time of night. FRIDAY night.

(Any other nights are not Friday and therefore do not apply)

 

It's likely you're just playing for spare change, but amongst these crowds, who knows? Take those oversized wads of cash (foreign or otherwise) and lay them out on the table and trade it all in for chips. And put on your best poker face. Bunny suits are not required but we highly recommend it.

Now, as this is a casual, klassic kard game, conversations at the table are frequent, self contained, and probably involve personal lives. Or lewd jokes.

Step Heart: Post your character and canon/OC why the F*CK AM I MENT

Step Spade: Reply to someone! (Do it. What are you, chicken? Bawk bawk bawwwwwk)

Step Club: Is this just a conversation, or a dramatic turn of events in tonight's game? Regardless, resolve your matters like gentlemen/ladies.

Step Diamond: Enjoy!

 

Now here comes the flop...

Comments

Nunnally vi Britannia | Code Geass | OTA

[notactuallyblind]

[She's actually just spectating. Or listening. She's not very good at cards.]

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

[Edgar's not sure why he even agreed to the game. He's actually quite terrible at any game involving cards, but there he is, shuffling his cards around and blurting out the first thing that comes to mind in an attempt to distract from his lousy hand--]

Let's raise the stakes, shall we?

Re: Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[lockpick]

[Look, its a long flight to the Veldt, and they need to pick up Gau before they do anything else. They're in midair and there's a ton of gambling equipment on this hunk of junk. What else are they going to do with their time? Locke stops dealing the cards to look up at Edgar flatly.]

...if you're going to suggest strip poker, think again.

[The girls are playing, he knows how your mind works, bro.]

[edgar_roni]

[Why I never! Locke, how could you think that of Edgar, he is --

Okay, you got him. He was totally thinking of suggesting strip poker.]

...

[He fed the thief a glare.]

There's no need to be self-conscious, Locke. We all know you'll cheat your way out of having to show off your scrawny figure anyway.

[lockpick]

[Rude, Edgar, he does not cheat. He plays creatively. He gestures sharply at Edgar with his cards.]

I'll still have to suffer through yours. I could go a lifetime before having to see his Majesty's Royal Briefs again.

Sakuya Izayoi | Touhou Project

[elegant_knives]

[She is a dirty bloody cheat and almost impossible to be caught. So, uh... Good luck to anyone playing her, because you're going to need it.]

[whiteblackknight]

[Wayyyyy ahead of you.]

*card shuffle noises*

[elegant_knives]

[In that case, the whole thing is going to turn into a game of 'who will catch the other cheating first?']

I hope you're prepared.

Hazuki Mina | Darker Than Black

[lightsaber_lesbian]

*The awesome thing about being a near-emotionless superbeing? Best. Poker face. Ever.*

J | Etrian Odyssey 3 OC

[front_mortar]

[After a long, hard day of monster hunting and dungeon crawling, there's nothing quite like kicking back in a bar with a stiff drink and a game of cards.]

Alright, who wants some?

Re: J | Etrian Odyssey 3 OC

[drunkgayroommate]

[Drink....mixed.]

I'm game, or whatever.

[At this point, Wallace is at the "halfway" mark--halfway between sober as a bird and completely blacking out. And those are the only choices to his meter.]

[front_mortar]

Alright! Loser buys the winner a drink.

[J shuffles the deck with all the flair you'd expect to see at Vegas, dealing them both five cards each.

...Well, hmm. Her own hand pretty much sucks, though. Well, time to start bluffing.]

By th'way, I like tequila.

[drunkgayroommate]

Oh come on, you know me....oh, you don't...well, that's fine. I buy anyway!

[Tequila!]

Johnny Storm | Fantastic Four (Marvel 616) | OTA

[flamebrain]

[ Johnny's hand was so awful that instead of just folding, he set the cards on fire and now has a pile of ashes on the table in front of him.

...

It's okay, guys, he brought ten extra decks for this reason. ]

SO JOHNNY HOW DO YOU LIKE CHEATERS

[thecardmaster]

....Ah'm beginnin' t' think Ah should've brought those fireproof cards.

THEY CAN'T CHEAT IF HE BURNS UP THEIR CARDS

[flamebrain]

[Johnny nods sagely as he tosses a new deck on the table.]

Apparently asbestos has too many health risks to add to everything I own, though.

TRUE. Please don't burn Fate's cards, he uses them to defend himself.

[thecardmaster]

Nothin' like that. Ah had 'em made especially f'r goin' against a lil' firebrand named Annie back in the League.

[Shuffleshuffle.]

Twisted Fate | League of Legends | OTA | HE CHEATS LIKE A MO-FO AND IS GREAT AT IT so good luck

[thecardmaster]

[Oh, this was going to be so, so fun.]

Katarina Du Couteau | League of Legends | OTA

[sinister_blade]

[Watch her distract you with her cleavage...]

/stalks you EVERYWHERE

[thecardmaster]

[Nice try, Katarina, but Fate's a bit better than that. Of course, the question is, are you willing to play cards with Twisted Fate in the first place, knowing how ridiculous his luck is?]

So I see XD And I thought I stalked you /was about to tag you here...

[sinister_blade]

[Oh she will take the chances. But can he really say no if she switches things to strip poker? She knows that he will win so...]

*Cards shuffling*

WHOOPS. (Also bear with me, I can never remember how to play poker right.)

[thecardmaster]

[Intriguing. It has been a while since he last saw boobies.

As it is, he's letting her shuffle the deck so she knows he isn't cheating. To start with.]

RED Heavy Weapons Guy | Team Fortress 2 | OTA

[sandvich_good]

[You know what's great about being huge, scary, and Russian? You intimate the hell out of people.]

[front_mortar]

[They can bond over their giant firearms. J's is a ballista in a sling.]

Hey, big guy! You wanna play a round? I'll buy ya a drink if ya win.

[sandvich_good]

[Not to mention love of the color red.]

Sounds like fair deal. Keep in mind, will not go easy on you.