fake married;

[gameofsocks]

the fake married meme

be it for a job, in order to get your inheritance or to fool your nosy neighbours, you're pretending to be married. now the question is, do you want it to be real or can you hardly wait for it to be over?

( taken from here )

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adam parrish ( the raven cycle | ota )

[aberth]

clary fray ( shadowhunters | ota )

[creatio]

wrench | watch dogs

[goatse]

will graham | hannibal

[sweats]

Prokopenko (63) ( The Raven Cycle )

[blowoffs]

Trenton | MR ROBOT

[inshallah]

Katsuki Yuuri | Yuri!!! on Ice

[latebloomingeros]

cassandra pentaghast ( dragon age )

[passionates]

Cissnei | FFVII Crisis Core | OTA

[crimsonguarddog]

[note_atem]

They've run this gambit a few times. Not their specialty, but not something they're incapable of pulling off. One of the better teams for it, besides, since they've been with the agency a long time and gone on almost one too many missions with each other. They know the ins and outs. Only need to read a docket once. Don't need a briefing on each other. It's a simple run.

Get into the party.
Schmooze.
Don't draw suspicion.
Be a perfect married couple.
Disappear.
Get upstairs.
Steal the documents.
Kill the ambassador.

The last two steps could happen really in any order, but to truly make sure they don't run suspicion, it's probably better to exit on the body than enter. As the car pulls up to the mansion, Atem readjusts his bow tie for the seventh time. Not nervously, of course. Fancy suits are just not his forte. And he may as well count himself lucky he lives in a world where he can be a super secret agent with his hair and no one is the wiser. After that he twists the wedding band around his finger, admiring it only slightly. "Kaiba says I'm not allowed on the dance floor." The boss, as usual, always giving him the business. Sometimes it feels like just because he can. But maybe sometimes he does have a point. "So if you see me veering that way this time don't give in," grinning at her lightly.

Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing | Hellsing

[amissionfromgod]

[OTA!]

well well WELL!

[learningcurves]

[be it her place or not to question orders, there are some silver linings to a weird and slightly awkward mission like this.

The domestics. Its one thing to do chores for yourself, or later, for Integra as her right hand woman-- but to do things for the two of them...its kind of nice.

So Seras hums along to the radio as she soaks some dishes, soapy bubbles trickling down her wrists.]

At least you're getting a different perspective, hmmm? [she raises her voice to the other woman.]

oikawa tooru ( haikyuu!! ) ( m/m )

[daiousama]

Washington | Red vs Blue

[sixth]

Rey | SW: TFA | OTA

[thesefirststeps]

angela "mercy" ziegler • overwatch

[valkyre]

thomas nightingale | rivers of london

[ettersberg]

Gabriel Reyes | Overwatch | OTA

[shotfuns]

[Pre-explosion Reyes preferred., but willing to play Reaper, just ask! Voicetesting, so canonmates only, please!]

[nomoss]

( How about a good-old-days Blackwatch mission, either planned or improvised? Doesn't have to be ship inclined! Could just be bro-in-arms shenanigans; McCree pushing buttons and envelopes and Reyes dealing with him. What do you think?

Root | Person of Interest

[symbiosys]

[F/F for shipping, ota for gen; it would be hilarious to have her pretend to be married to a guy. She left a guy at the altar just last year, after all.]

[onecatmore]

[Would you be interested in a scenario of "clearly the best way to come out to my parents at age 30+ is to show up with some lady and declare that we're married (it might have been a dare/bet)"? Some kind of pre-CR would obviously have to exist :|9 how would Root know people?]

sara lance | dctv

[taer]

Tina Goldstein | Fantastic Beasts | OTA

[exauror]

zed martin | constantine

[chicartista]

akaashi keiji / haikyuu!! / m/m

[fifthowl]

Harry Hart - Kingsman - ota

[dirtybomb]

Morrigan | Dragon Age

[courtintrigue]

(No Wardens, please.)

Thor / Marvel 616 / OTA

[ofmyth]

[selfimage]

[ somehow, it was always Loki's idea. ]

You have to act like it for it to count. [ he warns, but there's something light in his voice that says that he enjoys this. his favorite Thor was the Thor that used his wiles to trick others. ] Put on your best convincing face.

[ but trickery had always been Loki's territory, rather than Thor's. no wonder he's looking up in spirits. ]

Alana Bloom / Hannibal / M/F or F/F for castmates

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