because mondays aren't hurtful enough as is.

[extend]

 

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

Aoba Seragaki || DRAMAtical Murder || OTA

[powerofvoice]

[Either role.]

Joshua Washington | Until Dawn | OTA

[brother_alone]

[Can do either.]

Aren Brosca | Dragon Age: Origins

[paragonbrosca]

[Probably the injured one, but can do either role.]

Danae Lavellan | Dragon Age: Inquisition

[enasalin]

Ben Solo [AU] | Star Wars

[middleoftheforce]

[Either though he's honestly probably more likely to be the hurt one]</small.

[lothrat]

[RNG gave me 5-4-2. Ben, what did you do?

If you're interested?]

Rafe Adler | Uncharted

[buyeverything]

[Either role is fine.]

Cullen Rutherford | Dragon Age

[stubble]

[ Either role. No Wardens and no established relationships with Inquisitors. For a canon setting, I prefer threads set either very late in the main game or any time after it, including post-Trespasser. For AUs and canon divergences, any time is great. ]

[da_champion]

[ ooc: something post Adamant maybe? Hawke helping out with his very minor/weak healing spells and finds Cullen being stubborn? ]

hanzo | overwatch

[anklewank]

[imthequick]

[ ooc: you know what we need? another thread. any preference on who's hurt and who freaks out about it? ]

[doctor] stephen strange | mcu

[timeloops]

[Either role!]

2 and or 5 / 1 and 3 / 5

[kaecilius]

[ Sometimes Kaecilius has to wonder if there are forces at work other than the ones he knows of. The unexplained liked to happen on occasion despite the large amount of plotting and planning that goes into things, like some giant spanner thrown into the cosmic works. It's the only explanation he's going to get for what's currently going on, the only way to even rationalize the fact he's currently dragging Stephen Strange across the floor by one ankle down a hospital corridor. A fight in New York's sanctum had gotten fierce, the mirror dimension had been pulled into it, and then suddenly nothing. They're still in the mirror dimension — no-one has batted an eyelid so far — but that's about as much information that Kaecilius knows he's going to get.

Which is truly a pain.

He should really have left Strange to perish or even killed him, but right now the man is more useful alive. There are no sling rings to be found and the Eye of Agamotto has something to do with it. Kaecilius would have taken it if the Cape of Levitation hadn't slapped him a good few times. Such a ridiculous relic..... The hospital bustles around them, yet no-one notices such an odd pair or even hears the shuffling noise of someone being dragged along the floor on their back. They don't even hear Kaecilius give a huff of irritation when the cloak makes it impossible for him to even get Strange near one of the empty beds.

Fine, he can stay on the floor and Kaecilius gives Strange's leg a nudge with his own foot.]

Feel free to wake up at any time.

Kat | Gravity Rush

[free_gravity]

[Either role. She gets thrown around a lot by gravity powers ALL the time.]

Marisa Kirisame | Touhou Project

[not_good_not_wicked]

[Either or]

Nora Valkyrie ♥ RWBY

[boopies]

viktor nikiforov | yuri!!! on ice

[quadruples]

[ either role. ]

[quadsalchow]

[ Would you want to do something with Yuri? :D We could go for cutesy (one of them stubs their toe, etc) or angsty (Yuri breaks his leg and maybe can't skate again?!). ]

Daniel Rand | Marvel (616 or MCU) | ota

[dannyrand]

[trustinthedevil]

(( /boop ))

Ruby Rose | RWBY | OTA

[just_want_normal_knees]

Inquisitor Trevelyan | Dragon Age: Inquisition | ota

[lordherald]

[either role]

Monoyoshi Sadamune | Touken Ranbu

[gokouun]

cassandra pentaghast ( dragon age )

[passionates]

[markofthegods]

[How about a NB (dmab) Lavellan mage? I rolled 2/3/1. Fylkir is an incredibly accomplished mage so maybe Cassandra is the injured one? Or we can do any other scenario you'd like, I'm not too picky!]

Stiles Stilinski - Teen Wolf - M/M

[runningwithwolves]

Octavia Blake - The 100 - M/F

[porcelain_tosteel]

Tifa Lockhart - Final Fantasy VII - M/F

[mylockedheart]

Arceus | Pokémon

[weatheredwheel]

[The injured one, but be careful. PokéGod bleeding would be very bad for the universe.]

[lilliegant]

(Hello! would you be interested in these 2? she'd be intimidated meeting, well, God but she'd still help them...

I can also avoid spoilers for sun/moon if you would like!)

Dr. Angela 'Mercy' Ziegler ⛨ Overwatch ⛨ OTA

[watching_over_you]

(*Can do either role!*)

[free_gravity]

((Here's one for you Angela: 4-2-4. Feel up to helping a drifting homeless girl? :3c

And I do have a explanation of how it happened. xD))

julian keller | marvel

[dooshbag]

Felicity Smoak | Arrow | OTA

[oraclewastaken]

[ Voicetesting. ]