sexting! the only thing more tuesday than 2 for 1 pizza and buffy references

[legit]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

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Rey | SW: TFA | OTA

[thesefirststeps]

matteusz andrzejewski | class

[prawda]

misfires welcome

[obligatio]

I wish to join with you even though you are not here. Especially because you are not.

caroline forbes » the vampire diaries

[coy]

sharon carter - mcu

[taskforced]

adam parrish | the raven cycle

[aberth]

misfiiiiiiiiiiire (OR IS IT)

[locoparentis]

you have to stop licking your lips like that

clary fray | shadowhunters

[creatio]

[alphabywill]

Good afternoon, this is your weekly horny werewolf text. What are you wearing?

(Thought I'd go old school.)

Ken Kaneki | Tokyo Ghoul

[ghoulking]

julian keller | marvel

[dooshbag]

kate bishop » marvel comics » ota

[ladybro]

( misfires welcome )

[heards]

how many hours do the ads say it needs to last before calling a doctor
was it three or six

[ KILL BILL SIRENS kill him now ]

peggy carter » mcu » ota

[mucked]

( misfires + aus/timeline shenanigans welcome )

Carol Danvers | Marvel | F/M

[cheeseburgermarvel]

[But OTA for misfires!]

Kagami Taiga | KnB | OTA

[jordans]

[ahoot]

truth or dare kagamiiii

[ Nothing good shall come of this. ]

Ushijima Wakatoshi | Haikyuu!! | OTA

[leftwinger]

[Misfires welcome.]

[kittycap]

Guess what I'm wearing.

Here's a big hint!

[ Please find attached: a picture of Kuroo in a pair of underwear that decidedly don't belong to him, but look pretty nice hugging his lower half all the same. ]

rize kamishiro ( tokyo ghoul ) ota

[girder]

the infamous harley quinn! suicide squad

[lbs]

[bird_on_a_wire]

[Misfire, clearly meant for one of his female admirers.]

Not like you haven't seen it before, but fine.

[image attachment]

Stefan Salvatore | The Vampire Diaries

[angelus]

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[ex_boning176]

[blacksheepwolf]

wyd?

gwen stacy . spider-gwen

[thiwp]

[quivers]

[ boop boop in comes a picture ]

GWENSTIPHOR ALBERT STACY have you see what you've done?

Peter Hale | Teen Wolf

[gohan]

Jackson Whittemore | Teen Wolf

[ex_prick866]

[deceitful]

Done throwing your hissy fit?

rachel elizabeth dare . pjo/hoo/toa

[truesight]

[flightsuit]

Uhh I think you left something here last night.

[ this wasn't weird to take a picture of at all ]

kaecilius | mcu | ota

[kaecilius]

worst possible misfire

[timeloops]

of course i'm allowed to have sex. i became a sorcerer, not a monk.

[Definitely meant that for Christine.]

Niklaus Mikaelson | The Originals

[asuma]

apollo ( riordan verse/mytho • ota )

[sunchariot]

Gansey ( The Raven Cycle - OTA )

[quiddities]

[angelic_archer]

(ooc: Open to misfires?)