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I don't need another friend. I already have two.
The Sleepover meme

You all know how it goes. Maybe its a group of teenage friends at someone's house, maybe its adult strangers snowed in at the airport, maybe its a camping trip of kids but for some reason, you're all going to end up spending the night together. Sleep is for the weak and distractions are needed. Will lifelong friendships be forged and broken or will everyone just end up covered in silly string and hungover? Your choice will decide your fate. Better grab your overnight duffle, your favorite pillow, some people to hang out with and choose wisely.
options:
1. Games. Truth or Dare, Spin the Bottle, Settlers of Catan or a vicious game of Uno. Ice breakers, social stand-ins, conversation starters: these are the games we play that bind us together against a common enemy or tear us apart. Is it fair play or can there be only one? Find out who your friends are and keep them close. Nations have gone to war for less than this.
2. Pranks. Get enough people together in a group, add alcohol, or just insane levels of tiredness, and it's bound to happen. Maybe you were dared to or maybe you just got stuck with the phone when it was already ringing but its time to break out the TP and find a house with trees in front or figure out if your neighbor's refrigerator is running. Can things go wrong? Oh yes. Oh yes, very. Hope you wore your running sneakers when Old Man Griminch catches you with those eggs.
3. Scary times. Because really, what's a sleep-over without some fear? Whether its a horror movie in a room with no lights, Bloody Mary dares at midnight or campfire stories about true events that happened on a night just like tonight, a night together with friends doesn't end right if no one's screaming or in tears. Grab those batman snuggies, its time to get creepy.
4. Food! No party is a party without food. Maybe its making chocolate chip cookies at midnight, maybe its a food run, maybe its marshmallows over that aforementioned campfire. Whatever it is, its time to break out the grub and play fluffy bunnies until someone pukes.
5. Make-over! Break out the glitter nail polish and hot irons. This old sleep-over staple is sure to create bonding moments and only mild scarring. Learn to braid hair, learn to apply eyeliner, learn which of your friends has the fashion sense of a 1930s clown. Did someone fall asleep before the rest of the group? Well, that's what sharpie pens, shaving cream and firehouse red lipstick was invented for. The 80s are calling and they're not taking no for an answer.
6. Snuggle pile! That's right. After a hard night of pixy stix and jello twister it was only a matter of time before everyone ended up crashing. Hard. Whether you wind up in a puppy pile or just using a stranger's shoulder for a pillow, at some point one of you is going to wake up enough to steal a blanket.
7. Soul searching. It's five in the morning and everyone else has gone to sleep. Now's the time for deep thoughts, deep conversations and utterly life altering questions. Like 'do seagulls ever get sad?' and 'why are they called 'styrofoam peanuts' if you can't eat them?'. Someone's got the answers. You might have to wake them up to get them but its now or never. Universal truths aren't going to wait for reasonable hours.
8. Grab bag! you do what you want!
you know the routine. Put your character, series and any prefs in the header. Tag around. Have fun. And don't fall asleep first whatever you do.
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Not a chance. I know nothing's safe from you lot. All my deepest, darkest secrets would be painted across the outside of the castle in a day if I did. [His shoulders relax a little and he reaches for his drink, eyes laughing. Shakes his head a little.] Besides, my grandfather was the poet. I can appreciate words but I can paint with them. You've got more talent with them than I do.
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[But now Lance feels like there's a new mission brewing on the sideline there--find this secret journal and see if it does exist. Or just bothering Shiro into giving him poems.]
Painting with them? I dunno, Shiro, I think you'd be a pretty awesome poet. You want a cheesy roses is red poem? Sign me up. But that's all I've got. [So if you hear him quoting any limericks to any cute alien he meets on the next planet, it'll be obvious where his skill for poetry lies.] You should write some. It'd be a hit with the ladies.
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Not necessarily with poetry. Shiro's not sure he wants to hear what Lance considers an acceptable roses are red poem. Mostly because he suspects it ends with a cheesy pick up line. But that's not the only way to have a talent with words and Lance knows just the right ones to change a mood, to lift someone's spirits, to make someone laugh. That's a verbal talent too. The rest though -
Shiro chuckles and shakes his head.]
I'll leave the romancing to you. I think you're enthusiastic enough about it for both of us.
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More new missions for Lance. He shakes his head.] Well, I'll make sure some of it rubs off on you. You just gotta test your skills, try out a good line or two, see how it works. I'll teach ya. I'm a pro, but you seem like you'd be a natural. Trust me.
[Don't trust him, Shiro. Well, at least not on that. But Lance's eyes spot the clock again, and he looks over.] Oh! Guess we can wash our faces now and keep going. You first. Feeling a little stiff? It looks like it's getting a little stiff on ya.
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Which indicates he thinks Shiro needs romance.
Which indicates he might think he needed to help find someone.
And that - that just doesn't sound safe at all.
Besides... that would imply that Shiro was healthy enough for that kind of thing and... Shiro doesn't really think so. He's glad for the distraction with the mask and he reaches up to tap it lightly with a human finger. Moves his nose a little.]
Does feel a little stiff. [He unfolds from the bed and stands up leaning a little to catch a look at the mask in the mirror before giving Lance a smile.] You just want me out of the room so you can look for that journal. [But he grins when he says it and then steps through the small door that leads to his bathroom, not bothering close it behind him. There is no journal. Or not a personal one at least. Like hell would Shiro ever right down what goes through his head where it could be found. But there are several notebooks full of star charts and calculations and notes on planets, people and species they've seen as well as the lions and the castle. He doesn't honestly expect Lance to invade his privacy like that but if he does he's going to be bored out of his mind in short order.
The mask comes off fairly easily with water and Shiro pats his face dry with a hand towel, vaguely remembering something about patting things dry from his mother and grandmother. His skin does feel - strange. Not bad strange. Kind of nice strange and he looks in the mirror over the skin. Well - he's not glowing yet but maybe his face doesn't look quite as tired as it had before. He leaves the towel over his shoulder and pulls down another one to leave on the sink for Lance before he steps out and back into the room.]
Feels better. [A gesture over his shoulder at the bathroom.] All yours.
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But he doesn't push it. He never does, especially when it comes to Shiro. So instead he laughs, lifting both hands up in peace. He'll let you out of it this time, Shiro.]
Hey now, I was at least gonna wait until you left the room before snooping through your stuff! Give me some credit here!
[Lance just watches Shiro go, but even when the older paladin leaves the room, he makes no move to dig through anything. After all, part of his utmost respect for his other paladins, especially his hero, also includes not digging through their room for something so personal as a journal. He opts instead stretching his back, lifting his arms into the air until he can hear his back muscles pop in relief. Lowering them, he then pokes through the items in the kit again and looks at the labeling until Shiro returns.]
It's nice, right?
[And with that, he slides from the bed and hops off to the bathroom, where it takes him a considerable time longer to wash his face. And even so, once the mask is off and his face is dry, he spends an extra minute or so longer just examining his pores in curiosity. He has A Process when it comes to face care.]
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Hey Shiro, did you notice these things had pore minimizers--
[And that's when he spots the notebook, and his eyes widen a little. He glances at Shiro, then the notebook, then squints towards him.]
The elusive diary... so it does exist!
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He blinks. And then one side of his lips hook upward and he suddenly looks down, eyebrows low over his eyes, at the paper to start quickly scratching out - and reading outloud - ]
oh my gawd! Coran wore his hair the same way I did today. As if! Everyone knows spiked bangs are my thing. He's just doing it to get Lance's attention since Lance said he liked my hair that way last Tuesday when he asked me to borrow my abso-favorite Hello Kitty pencil for the pop quiz on saving the galaxy from Zarkon that Professor Allure gave us. If I hadn't been tall enough to look over the top of her head and read Pidge's answers I'm pretty sure I would have failed.
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Stop, stop, I can't--I'm gonna explode!
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Shiro + Black
[And draws a few little hearts around it for good measure. Then he finishes up the last lines of the 'wash and wear wolf' poem with a slightly neater hand and closes up the notebook. Grinning. Because its not often Shiro gets to be anything but the straight man and getting Lance of all people to crack up is a huge feather in his cap.
He... hasn't felt this good - and this relaxed and happy in a really long time. And Lance busting up on him feels like an accomplishment he can be unreservedly proud of. He waits until Lance can breathe and holds out the notebook.]
I'd hate to disappoint.
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Sitting up properly, he watches as Shiro finishes up his note, then opens it. Poems, he'd asked, and there's a moment of surprise on his face--until he flips to that note, and he drops back, laughing as he holds the book to his chest.]
Shiro! You're just--I can't--! [He'll be coherent in a few, just give him a few moments.]
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It also feels really good to be able to be the source of that laughter and his smile is wide and crooked, happy himself on many levels at Lance's laughter. He shifts a bit, letting his back relax against the wall at the head of his bed.
A much better evening than just a cup of tea and a book.]
Well, if word about my super secret crush gets out, I'll known who to blame it on.
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[Lance stays lost to his fit of hysterics for a little, trying to force himself to calm down by pressing a hand to his chest. He takes a dramatic breath in, but releases it with a chuckle as he brings a hand to his eyes. Actual crying from laughter?]
Shiro, you're the actual best. Your secret's--[And he actually has to bite his bottom lip to stop from laughing again; this will probably always be funny]--it's safe, I swear!
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[His grin says it all. He hasn't felt this relaxed in ages and, for the first time in a very long time, there's no niggling feeling at the back of his head that he's missing something or isn't doing something he should be. It's - nice. It's really nice. And he sits forward to slap his hands lightly on his knees and ask eagerly:]
So what's next?
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[Lance can't help but feel grateful for the evening. As he sets the notebook aside and finally sits up properly, the grin doesn't leave his face when he realizes it seems like Shiro's enjoying himself too. He's an absolute dork. This day is going down in history for Lance as one of the best days in the history of space. What's next?]
Toner, then moisturizer. And then hands! [He picks up the next item, a small bottle, then glances over to Shiro and smirks.] Gotta keep you all nice and handsome for Black, huh. But uh, toner here is supposed to help keep up your pH balance. [He holds out the bottle for Shiro.] I'm not even sure what that means, but it seems healthy?
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And he's also an absolute dork.
Neither one of which bring him shame. So he takes the bottle curiously from Lance even as he chuckles about 'looking good for Black' and takes off the cap so he can look inside and then smell it before replacing the lid. He can't read the writing on the label but the four eyed face on the front looks happy about things at least. Absent, some old vestige of his time as a guest instructor at the Garrison kicks in and he answers:]
pH is how we measure something's acidic and alkaline levels. 0 to 14, 7 being true neutral. Anything above 7 is alkaline, anything below is acidic. Human skin is usually about a 5.5, so slightly acidic. That keeps in moisture and helps kill off germs. Human blood is about a 7.4. Alkaline. Water is a 7. [He hands the bottle back to Lance with a smile.] So as long as alien pH levels are close to our own we should be fine. Too much alkaline and it would just give us really dry faces.
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Lance, being studious? Weird.]
So I guess it's good, then! They didn't give any specifics on it but I'm guessing if it's balanced then it's probably near that 7, I guess? It feels nice, though. You just wipe it on your face.
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And he can take instruction too. Lance is pretty much the teacher currently.]
With our fingers and palms?
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Lance just shrugs. That's the answer.] Yeah. Or these cotton pad things in here. Whatever you prefer really. I usually just use my hands. [He holds the pads out too, in case Shiro does opt to use one.]
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[No cotton pads, they put on their toner with their hands like men. Or... something like that. Shiro holds out his human hand, cupped, not sure how much he should be expecting but willing to let Lance call the shots.]
So tight pores are a good thing?
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[Lance sets the pad down, then opens the bottle and begins trying to shake the liquid out. Nothing comes out... Frowning at it, Lance holds it up, checking to make sure he's opened it, and it seems fine.]
...huh.
[Turning it around, he shakes at it, then gives it a harsher squeeze. And out pops... a round, solid orb, squishy but approximately the diameter of a dime lands right into Shiro's palm. Lance stares at it.] Well, that's new. [When he pokes at it, though, the bubble disappears, leaving a small handful of toner. It's creamier here, but... a very decently-sized amount. Lance stares.]
...huh.
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He could have used a Lance in his life back then apparently. Now he watches curiously as Lance messes with the bottle and the number of huh indicate something unusual. He looks down at the liquid in his palm once Lance has popped the bubble, feeling a little on the leery side -
but still game. Still...]
Can you - put it on my face for me? Otherwise I think I'm just going to waste it by accidentally putting it all on one cheek or something.
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At Shiro's request, Lance nods, although he takes a moment to just squint at the liquid. Seeing as it seems just fine in the palm of Shiro's hand and hasn't tried to eat through his flesh in any way, he figures it's fine. Shrugging, he just goes for it.] Well, it's not destroying your hand, so you should be okay. Doesn't seem particularly cold either. You'd probably end up with more of it on your clothes than your face if you tried to slam it all on one side though.
[Dipping his fingers into the liquid, Lance uses his hands to gently smear it on, using longer strokes and going more slowly to cover without missing any spots in his face. He smiles as he does so.] Smells a little fruity. How's it feel?
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Lighter than the mask. Like... tacky water. A little. How often did you and your sister do this whole routine?
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loooook at that pretty face, boy's got genes!
LOOK AT THAT FACE, ISN'T IT NEAT.
don't we wish we could make our collection complete?
and this accidentally takes a 360 into being part of Shiro's world again, lmao
who knew Shiro's world was destined to loop into mermaids - oh wait
Shiro did you plan this fate?!
he's a poor unfortunate soul. But seriously, I've never seen a fandom with so much mer-art before
Haha Free! has three times the fins. At least Voltron's logical about it tbh
Lance gets the prettiest mer-art. I'm pretty sure there's a fanfic about it
He does!! And there definitely are. I've got like 3 on my AO3 to-read list
ngl, watercast got me jonesing for some avian Shiro
/quietly bumps fic to top of list because avian Shiro plzzzz
merLance is pretty darn cute in it and he does save Shiro's feathered ass so bonus points
oh no oh no... guess I know what I'm reading tonight
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