the wrong recipient meme

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The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.




¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!




1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

you are doin the EXACT same thing dont try an take the highground here kan
i wwas totally convvinced i wwas convversin wwith fef an wwouldnt you knoww it its a jadeblood in mock tyrian after all

[therealgenius]

I think the brain exercises are a part of that. But maybe it's more "weapons designer" than "genius," even if I have that IQ. Spend a lot of time with test dummies, blood spatter...nitty gritty stuff.

[therealgenius]

You should totally stop by my house in Malibu one day. I have an underground, huge garage, so you wouldn't have to worry about...being seen in public or whatever.

[madeyoufall]

Everything? Splendid. Someone's always watching, darling. I count on it.

[soferocious]

all work and no play.

5

[moderatelyfluent]

Would've been better if it were a blue duck, but lovely nonetheless.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Might take up your offer, it depends.

[speakveryclearly]

Im Not Exactly Sure You Were


Matespritfish
An Entirely Plausible Pun

[battyman]

Pretty ridiculous name for a car, in my opinion.

And I think you have the wrong number.

[therealgenius]

I would hope you wouldn't be bothered by my sex life. That'd be weird.

































You asshole.

[fallentowinter]

we gotta do this again soon, babe. best night EVAR. next time I'll bring da bomb.

[therealgenius]

Just don't blow up my Starbucks and we'll be aces!

[caligulas_aquarium]

okay fine at least noww wwe knoww you do a poor impression a fef should the need evver arise for you to do so again
matter settled

[therealgenius]

Please don't start quoting Stephen King I might go crazy

[gamora]

healing factor. makes your metaphor inaccurate

most people tend to a wound and then let it heal on its own

[soferocious]

i heard that genius is just a step away from insanity. is that true?

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy | Mass Effect

[opticshots]

[speakveryclearly]

With That Taken Care Of We Can Move On To The Next Order Of Business
Namely
Why You Think Blinding Sollux Captor Is So Funny

[therealgenius]

Sorry I'm going to sit here and stew in my vitriol while crying into Stephen Colbert ice cream

[sweet_riiiiims]

for the last time, just take the null ray

[manofiron]

Why? I don't need a null ray. Do you really think I need a null ray?

[caligulas_aquarium]

guess

[therealgenius]

Most likely. Historically, that's a logical conclusion. There's different kinds of firings between the brain in those with high intellect and...most likely those with very poor intellect. Mentally handicapped people, I mean. It's plausible, at least.

[therealgenius]

Yes it is. Ben & Jerry's. His > Jimmy Fallon's to be honest.

Also: America. Patriot ice cream is the best ice cream.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Tempting, but I think I can hold the urge to.